California Beaches: Unsafe For Sunbathing

4th and Long · 06-13-2006, 06:23 AM

Officials: Sunbather Run Over, Killed By Police

OXNARD, Calif. -- Authorities say two police officers patrolling the beach in an SUV ran over and killed a sunbather in Oxnard, Calif.

A police commander said the officers did not immediately realize they had run over the woman and continued driving.

The officers, who were not immediately identified, had stopped on a small berm of sand to watch a swimmer whom they believed to be in distress. When they saw the swimmer was fine, they drove over the berm and apparently over the woman's head.

A witness called the Oxnard Fire Department to report the woman was bleeding on the beach just south of the Embassy Suites Mandalay Beach Resort. The woman appeared to be in her 30s and carried no identification. She's believed to have been a hotel guest.

**the Talking Can** · 06-13-2006, 06:25 AM

too bad it wasn't steven dorff dork....

ChiefsfaninPA · 06-13-2006, 06:26 AM

Gruesome

Hammock Parties · 06-13-2006, 06:26 AM

Rape cover-up.

BucEyedPea · 06-13-2006, 06:30 AM

That must be the beach Hammer patrols.

The Red Sea · 06-13-2006, 07:16 AM

I believe the story was slightly changed to keep the beach goers a bit more calm.
A few words here or there & whos to know.

The officers, who were not immediately identified, had stopped on a small berm of sand to watch a swimmer whom they believed to be Undressed.
When they realized the swimmer wasnt, they drove over the berm and apparently over the woman's head.

StcChief · 06-13-2006, 07:23 AM

And the woman didn't realize a Truck was behind her?

ROYC75 · 06-13-2006, 07:26 AM

Ya think the scenery had anything to do with it ?

Inspector · 06-13-2006, 10:38 AM

This is crushing news!!

BIG_DADDY · 06-13-2006, 10:46 AM

Good thing we got those cops out there patrolling the beaches making sure nobody is drinking.

**Rain Man** · 06-13-2006, 11:01 AM

Yikes. That's bad. It's hard to believe that the policemen weren't paying more attention.

**BigMeatballDave** · 06-13-2006, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inspector

This is crushing news!!

The Red Sea · 06-13-2006, 01:58 PM

Berm?? Berm??

Please dont tell me this story to the press wasnt well thought out.

How many times have any of us used the word Berm in a sentance much less Twice in one paragragh?

Berm?? Dune sure...hill..peak..pile..mountain..but Berm?

The officers, who were not immediately identified, had stopped on a small berm of sand to watch a swimmer whom they believed to be in distress. When they saw the swimmer was fine, they drove over the berm and apparently over the woman's head.

Somebody spent a couple hours putting that together to be sure.

Something about the story just doesnt sit right with me.

And they Apparently* drove over her head? WTF?! what else couldve done it?

K guys I'll put my beer down & slowly walk away now.

jidar · 06-13-2006, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inspector

This is crushing news!!

That joke fell flat

06-13-2006, 06:23 AM
4th and Long Wheeeeee!!! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In a house Casino cash: $9354925	California Beaches: Unsafe For Sunbathing Officials: Sunbather Run Over, Killed By Police OXNARD, Calif. -- Authorities say two police officers patrolling the beach in an SUV ran over and killed a sunbather in Oxnard, Calif. A police commander said the officers did not immediately realize they had run over the woman and continued driving. The officers, who were not immediately identified, had stopped on a small berm of sand to watch a swimmer whom they believed to be in distress. When they saw the swimmer was fine, they drove over the berm and apparently over the woman's head. A witness called the Oxnard Fire Department to report the woman was bleeding on the beach just south of the Embassy Suites Mandalay Beach Resort. The woman appeared to be in her 30s and carried no identification. She's believed to have been a hotel guest.
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06-13-2006, 06:25 AM	#2
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06-13-2006, 07:16 AM	#6
The Red Sea 43%of all statistics r useless Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Hell on Earth Casino cash: $10004900	I believe the story was slightly changed to keep the beach goers a bit more calm. A few words here or there & whos to know. The officers, who were not immediately identified, had stopped on a small berm of sand to watch a swimmer whom they believed to be Undressed. When they realized the swimmer wasnt, they drove over the berm and apparently over the woman's head. __________________
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06-13-2006, 07:26 AM	#8
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06-13-2006, 10:38 AM	#9
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06-13-2006, 10:46 AM	#10
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06-13-2006, 11:01 AM	#11
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06-13-2006, 01:58 PM	#13
The Red Sea 43%of all statistics r useless Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Hell on Earth Casino cash: $10004900	Berm?? Berm?? Please dont tell me this story to the press wasnt well thought out. How many times have any of us used the word Berm in a sentance much less Twice in one paragragh? Berm?? Dune sure...hill..peak..pile..mountain..but Berm? The officers, who were not immediately identified, had stopped on a small berm of sand to watch a swimmer whom they believed to be in distress. When they saw the swimmer was fine, they drove over the berm and apparently over the woman's head. Somebody spent a couple hours putting that together to be sure. Something about the story just doesnt sit right with me. And they Apparently* drove over her head? WTF?! what else couldve done it? K guys I'll put my beer down & slowly walk away now. __________________
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