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Old 07-05-2011, 10:25 PM  
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TSA Can Grope Dying Old Ladies; But Can't Catch Guy Boarding Flight Illegally?

from the security-theater dept

Apparently the TSA's Security Theater is a comedy. Pjerky was the first of a whole bunch of you to alert us last week about the TSA's massive failure to catch a Nigerian man who boarded a flight without a valid boarding pass. The man successfully flew from New York to Los Angeles. Apparently, the flight crew discovered they had a stowaway after people complained about the man's smell (even though he was seated in a seat). I'm not quite sure how complaining about someone's smell leads to them being found out as a stowaway, but what I do know is that the guy was not arrested when the flight landed. Instead, he was taken into custody a few days later when he tried to do it again by getting on a Delta flight from LA to Atlanta without a boarding pass. This time, the FBI took him in, but later released him. Meanwhile, the TSA was busy groping 95-year-old cancer patients.

http://www.techdirt.com/articles/201...llegally.shtml
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Old 07-12-2014, 02:43 PM   #31
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I just came through Chicago from japan. And I had to show my passport a total of 5 times. One of which was an automated passport scanner.

Not only was the line for Americans twice as long as thr foreigner one, they only talk to one person. We go through one quick passport check, into another line for thr machine (which also checks your passport), out that line into another to talk to yet another dhs person, to then go through to another tsa agent...all then back through security again where you have to then disrobe and show passport again.

Such redundant levels of bullshit that dont make us one iota safer
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Old 07-12-2014, 03:28 PM   #32
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but have you actually tracked obama's butt plug use to verify that cosmo is his favorite, or are you just being a meanie?
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Old 07-17-2014, 09:13 PM   #33
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Fake screener probes women at airport until TSA finally realizes he wasn't an employee
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aw enforcement sources tell us the incident started when Slighton entered the security area wearing khaki pants, a blue polo shirt and blue rubber gloves — an outfit that might have been mistaken for those worn by screeners with the private Covenant security firm.

Slighton, apparently without saying much, steered a woman into one of the private screening booths used to pat down selected passengers, our sources say. What happened inside isn’t known, because the woman, who was Asian, soon disappeared to catch an international flight.

A few minutes later, Slighton allegedly directed a second woman toward the booth, our sources say. This time, however, he caught the attention of real screeners, who figured something was wrong because male screeners are prohibited from taking women into the booth for a pat-down without a female screener also being present.
If they have trouble spotting a fake among them how are they going to spot bad people trying to get on planes?
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Old 07-17-2014, 09:17 PM   #34
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Fake screener probes women at airport until TSA finally realizes he wasn't an employee


If they have trouble spotting a fake among them how are they going to spot bad people trying to get on planes?
With x-ray machines and stuff

He "probed" a total of 1 person before caught, by the way.
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Old 07-17-2014, 09:24 PM   #35
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With x-ray machines and stuff
they dont use x-ray machines (unneccessary ionizing radiation exposure)

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He "probed" a total of 1 person before caught, by the way.
2 people.
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Old 07-17-2014, 09:26 PM   #36
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they dont use x-ray machines (unneccessary ionizing radiation exposure)



2 people.
Close enough for you to know what I mean.

And it was 1 person. He was caught while directing person #2 to the probing area prior to the intended probing.
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Old 07-17-2014, 09:31 PM   #37
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And it was 1 person. He was caught while directing person #2 to the probing area prior to the intended probing.

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2014/07/16/apparently-drunk-man-arrested-for-posing-as-tsa-agent-patting-down-woman-at-sfo/

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groped two unsuspecting women, both foreigners, in a private booth for security pat downs.
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Old 07-17-2014, 10:04 PM   #38
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Different link. Guess they need to get their stories straight.
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Fake screener probes women at airport until TSA finally realizes he wasn't an employee


If they have trouble spotting a fake among them how are they going to spot bad people trying to get on planes?
They don't spot bad people. They make sure water bottles dont get into gate areas and they check for shoe bombs and such. And they fill jobs.
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