Royals Slugger gets a lap dance NSFW

dmahurin · 03-24-2013, 06:45 PM

http://deadspin.com/does-sluggerrr-t...ium=socialflow

Picture is in the link.

What you see below is a very NSFW photo of what appears to be Sluggerrr, the Kansas City Royals' mascot, enjoying the view at a party attended by our tipster's buddies.

It's a buddy of mine in the background I didn't take the pic another guy I know did... Absolutely hilarious no clue all I know is if you have a couple hundred bucks and invite slugger to a party he will pretty much party! I assume most parties are for bdays and kids shit but that's why this is awesome.

So! Does Sluggerrr just go to any old party and get down and dirty? How many mascot lap dances does it take to pay off law school? (Darren, maybe you can field that one.) Did someone lie in the "Description of what Sluggerrr is supposed to do at your special event" portion of the online booking form? Has someone absconded with Sluggerrr, like our tube-steak friend from Milwaukee? Is that even Sluggerrr? Who is the towel for?

As you can see, there are a lot of questions here that need answering, but our tipster has gone silent, saying he's caught flack for posting the picture in the first place. So, dear readers, is this really Slugerrr getting a lapperrr from some lady? Have you ever rented Sluggerrr for a seedy party? Let us know, would you?

Pablo · 03-24-2013, 06:50 PM

This is awesome.

**gblowfish** · 03-24-2013, 06:51 PM

He's all about the pussy.

threebag · 03-24-2013, 06:53 PM

Thank god she isn't the one laying on her back. Her tits would slide to her armpits.

kstater · 03-24-2013, 06:53 PM

ROYC75 · 03-24-2013, 06:55 PM

Maybe she is singing Hot Dog Hot Dog Hot Diggity Dog!

Rasputin · 03-24-2013, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

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Originally Posted by ROYC75

Maybe she is singing Hot Dog Hot Dog Hot Diggity Dog!

dmahurin · 03-24-2013, 06:57 PM

It gives new meaning to the term 7th inning stretch.

kcxiv · 03-24-2013, 06:58 PM

Someone hated on Slugger. THats ****ed up! He's gonna get fired most likely now! haha

SnakeXJones · 03-24-2013, 06:58 PM

After the dance he shot that bitch in her face with his hotdog shooter

**gblowfish** · 03-24-2013, 07:01 PM

I don't think that chick has anything to worry about. He's usually totally flaccid by May.

**SAUTO** · 03-24-2013, 07:02 PM

Someone is losing their job
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ClevelandBronco · 03-24-2013, 07:02 PM

From the page:

gusrillaUSean Newell1L
Looks like the old mascot. Slugerrrrrrrrr(rrrrrrr) has been revamped in the last few years and in this pic he's wearing an outdated jersey. Most likely someone got a hold of the old costume. Although, this whole thing does make being a Royals fan more enjoyable for me. Today 7:21pm

FreezyUgusrilla1L
Yep. The Royals and Slugger haven't worn that style of uniform (with blue sleeves) since 2005. Today 7:47pm

Those claims would seem to have merit.

http://kansascity.royals.mlb.com/kc/...errr_about.jsp

kcxiv · 03-24-2013, 07:03 PM

apparently that may be an old mascot get up! lol So maybe no one gets fired, but its still awesome.

**Dartgod** · 03-24-2013, 07:04 PM

From the comments:

Quote:

gusrillaUSean Newell1L
Looks like the old mascot. Slugerrrrrrrrr(rrrrrrr) has been revamped in the last few years and in this pic he's wearing an outdated jersey. Most likely someone got a hold of the old costume. Although, this whole thing does make being a Royals fan more enjoyable for me. Today 7:21pm

FreezyUgusrilla1L
Yep. The Royals and Slugger haven't worn that style of uniform (with blue sleeves) since 2005. Today 7:47pm

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dmahurin Veteran Join Date: Oct 2010 Casino cash: $1754896	Slugger gets a lap dance NSFW http://deadspin.com/does-sluggerrr-t...ium=socialflow Picture is in the link. What you see below is a very NSFW photo of what appears to be Sluggerrr, the Kansas City Royals' mascot, enjoying the view at a party attended by our tipster's buddies. It's a buddy of mine in the background I didn't take the pic another guy I know did... Absolutely hilarious no clue all I know is if you have a couple hundred bucks and invite slugger to a party he will pretty much party! I assume most parties are for bdays and kids shit but that's why this is awesome. So! Does Sluggerrr just go to any old party and get down and dirty? How many mascot lap dances does it take to pay off law school? (Darren, maybe you can field that one.) Did someone lie in the "Description of what Sluggerrr is supposed to do at your special event" portion of the online booking form? Has someone absconded with Sluggerrr, like our tube-steak friend from Milwaukee? Is that even Sluggerrr? Who is the towel for? As you can see, there are a lot of questions here that need answering, but our tipster has gone silent, saying he's caught flack for posting the picture in the first place. So, dear readers, is this really Slugerrr getting a lapperrr from some lady? Have you ever rented Sluggerrr for a seedy party? Let us know, would you?
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ClevelandBronco I'm with the banned. Join Date: Sep 2006 Casino cash: $5658955	From the page: gusrillaUSean Newell1L Looks like the old mascot. Slugerrrrrrrrr(rrrrrrr) has been revamped in the last few years and in this pic he's wearing an outdated jersey. Most likely someone got a hold of the old costume. Although, this whole thing does make being a Royals fan more enjoyable for me. Today 7:21pm FreezyUgusrilla1L Yep. The Royals and Slugger haven't worn that style of uniform (with blue sleeves) since 2005. Today 7:47pm Those claims would seem to have merit. http://kansascity.royals.mlb.com/kc/...errr_about.jsp __________________ "Faith and reason are like two wings on which the human spirit rises to the contemplation of truth ..." – Pope Saint John Paul II
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kcxiv In Search of a Life Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Central Valley, Cali Casino cash: $8807996	apparently that may be an old mascot get up! lol So maybe no one gets fired, but its still awesome.
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