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12-18-2007, 03:30 PM | #46 |
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What were you two doing that you started thinking about testicles ?
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12-18-2007, 03:33 PM | #47 |
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This thread (I don't know why) made me think of the great exchange in "Planes, Trains & Automobiles"
Del: You play with your balls alot. Neal: I do not "play with my balls." Del: Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball handling in one night as you do in an hour. Neal: Are you trying to start a fight? Del: No, I'm simply stating a fact, that's all. You fidgit with your nuts alot. Neal: You know what would make me happy? Del: Another couple balls and an extra set of fingers?
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12-18-2007, 03:45 PM | #48 | |
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12-18-2007, 04:00 PM | #49 | |
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12-18-2007, 04:34 PM | #50 |
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My testicles are so happy they should have little smiley faces painted on them.
I've found that happy testicles makes me a happier and healthier person. Studies show that well maintained testicles can reduce or even eliminate stress, a known killer. Also, it's been proven that properly aligned testicles keep the spinal column straight, a boon to the central nervous system. In short, if your wife or s/o isn't taking care of your balls, she is taking years off your life. |
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12-18-2007, 04:38 PM | #51 |
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Still no ladies? Don't be shy, girls. You can learn everything there is to know about testicles (but were afraid to ask) on this very thread.
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12-18-2007, 04:42 PM | #52 |
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my partner gives them plenty of attention... she'll lick and suck.. but this attention requires them to be hairless
which brings up the next question.. how many of you shave your balls?
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12-18-2007, 04:59 PM | #55 |
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As soon as I saw the thread title, I knew who posted this thread.
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12-18-2007, 05:03 PM | #56 |
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I have no complaints. The boys are not neglected.
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12-18-2007, 05:51 PM | #57 | |
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12-18-2007, 06:18 PM | #59 |
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Nuttiest thread in a long time.
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12-18-2007, 07:45 PM | #60 |
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Lightly handled and gently fondled. Other than that leave 'em alone.
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