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Old 12-18-2007, 02:31 PM  
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Testicles: A Question

My wife and I were discussing testicles last night, specifically the lack of attention many females pay toward them during sexual activity. Curious, I asked my beloved why that is. Her response was that many women have no idea what to do with them. She said that unlike the penis, they are somewhat of a mystery to women.

So, my question is: Does your sexual partner(s) give your testicles enough attention during sexual activity?

Thanks.
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Old 12-18-2007, 03:30 PM   #46
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What were you two doing that you started thinking about testicles ?
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Old 12-18-2007, 03:33 PM   #47
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This thread (I don't know why) made me think of the great exchange in "Planes, Trains & Automobiles"

Del: You play with your balls alot.
Neal: I do not "play with my balls."
Del: Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball handling in one night as you do in an hour.
Neal: Are you trying to start a fight?
Del: No, I'm simply stating a fact, that's all. You fidgit with your nuts alot.
Neal: You know what would make me happy?
Del: Another couple balls and an extra set of fingers?
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Old 12-18-2007, 03:45 PM   #48
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This thread (I don't know why) made me think of the great exchange in "Planes, Trains & Automobiles"

Del: You play with your balls alot.
Neal: I do not "play with my balls."
Del: Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball handling in one night as you do in an hour.
Neal: Are you trying to start a fight?
Del: No, I'm simply stating a fact, that's all. You fidgit with your nuts alot.
Neal: You know what would make me happy?
Del: Another couple balls and an extra set of fingers?

Thats one of my favorite movies and I don't remeber anything like that
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Old 12-18-2007, 04:00 PM   #49
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What were you two doing that you started thinking about testicles ?
We went snowmobiling this weekend and I accidentally sat on my balls while snowmobiling.
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Old 12-18-2007, 04:34 PM   #50
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My testicles are so happy they should have little smiley faces painted on them.

I've found that happy testicles makes me a happier and healthier person. Studies show that well maintained testicles can reduce or even eliminate stress, a known killer. Also, it's been proven that properly aligned testicles keep the spinal column straight, a boon to the central nervous system.

In short, if your wife or s/o isn't taking care of your balls, she is taking years off your life.
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Old 12-18-2007, 04:38 PM   #51
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Still no ladies? Don't be shy, girls. You can learn everything there is to know about testicles (but were afraid to ask) on this very thread.
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Old 12-18-2007, 04:42 PM   #52
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my partner gives them plenty of attention... she'll lick and suck.. but this attention requires them to be hairless
which brings up the next question.. how many of you shave your balls?
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Old 12-18-2007, 04:45 PM   #53
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my partner gives them plenty of attention... she'll lick and suck.. but this attention requires them to be hairless
which brings up the next question.. how many of you shave your balls?


Dudeee......your cat doesn't count.
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Old 12-18-2007, 04:54 PM   #54
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Dudeee......your cat doesn't count.
the hairy tongue doesn't do anything for me.
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Old 12-18-2007, 05:03 PM   #56
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Old 12-18-2007, 05:51 PM   #57
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As soon as I saw the thread title, I knew who posted this thread.
That only proves that you are minimally-observant. And I trust that you have no pertinent input for this thread.
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Old 12-18-2007, 06:09 PM   #58
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