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View Poll Results: Who is the 2013 King of the N00bs?
AlexSmithDynasty 2 1.37%
AussieChiefsfan 62 42.47%
Chris616 5 3.42%
Dingleberry 2 1.37%
Flybone McTimmerson 6 4.11%
Mavericks Ace 13 8.90%
Prison Bitch 3 2.05%
theelusiveeightrop 26 17.81%
Tribal Elder 4 2.74%
No n00b is worthy 19 13.01%
Obligatory Gaz option 4 2.74%
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Old 11-05-2013, 05:59 PM  
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Who should be CP's 2013 King of the N00bs? Time to vote.

The Academy will close this poll and declare a "The King of the n00bs" winner at 2:00 pm on Saturday central time.

The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2013 King of the N00bs!

This is a public poll. Everyone is eligible to vote.
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The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" or worthy N00b. It's your choice.

2012 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267334

2012 King of the N00bs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267299

2011 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253985

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232

2009 King of n00bs discussion
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177152

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4471780#post4471780

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488

Previous honorees:

2012
King of the n00bs: Sorter
2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher

2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112, Griswald etc.
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax


Current and known bribes:

Aussiechiefsfan:
From Mr. Flopnuts (Aussiechiefsfan campaign manager)
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Also I think it's fair to point out that mod favors WILL indeed be handed out to voters of AussieChiefsFan. They will be disclosed later. In the meantime, make sure you send a PM to the mod of the people after you've casted your vote for AussieChiefsFan to make sure you're on the list! Verification will be performed.
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I'm suspending cash for votes currently. May bring it back, but for now I'm putting it on the shelf.

theelusiveeightrop:
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For voting reward for theelusiveeightrop, contact lewdog post vote with a Private Message
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Will disperse Casino cash out until I am out if you vote for theelusiveeightrop.
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I'll commit $2 Million in bribes to theelusiveeightrop campaign. No offense AussieChiefsfan. You are worthy.
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It may be too late for this, but if thelusiveeightrop (what the **** does that even mean?) wins this, I will donate all of my casino cash to be distributed evenly amongst those that vote for him. I'm not even sure how much I have. 2 or 3 hundred million? I can't see it from my phone.

But he must win or no deal.
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Edit - shit, $376 million!

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Old 11-05-2013, 10:02 PM   #151
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Follow along n00b!
Calling a long time member a n00b with a following insult pretty much demands a handle change.

That's just wrong.

In real life that'd be a cock-punch and a taxi cab ride home...
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Old 11-05-2013, 10:03 PM   #152
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Old 11-05-2013, 10:03 PM   #153
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Mr Flopnuts supports a man who wants to take posting jobs from Americans. How can you support that?
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Old 11-05-2013, 10:03 PM   #155
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So you want to know about theelusiveeightrop? He is one bad mother****er, I'm not even sure my brain can put together a couple sentences before ****ing exploding, that's how explosive of a poster he is. He is absolutely everything you'd want in a n00b of the year. I once saw him rip a mans dick off using a lobster claw and a pair of goddamned tongs. Everything he says is like hes ear ****ing you with his dick fingers that feel like dynamite. I won't sit here and and say, "Vote for theelusiveeightrop, He's the biggest American Patriot in this contest "*Cough, cough Aussie* I don't need to go in to how big of a true American this fine man is. But who are you going to vote for, some foriegner? That is not very American at all. Plenty of times this country has voted for the wrong person and I say that stops today.
That makes me want to rheps you - not plug him...
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Old 11-05-2013, 10:05 PM   #157
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Old 11-05-2013, 10:06 PM   #159
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Mr Flopnuts supports a man who wants to take posting jobs from Americans. How can you support that?
Aussie is a Royals fan as well. I support his campaign for the same reason I supported yours. He's the best N00b for the job. You should umderstand this grass roots campaign better than most. I'm shamed you've been bribed by the crown.
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Old 11-05-2013, 10:06 PM   #160
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So you want to know about theelusiveeightrop? He is one bad mother****er, I'm not even sure my brain can put together a couple sentences before ****ing exploding, that's how explosive of a poster he is. He is absolutely everything you'd want in a n00b of the year. I once saw him rip a mans dick off using a lobster claw and a pair of goddamned tongs. Everything he says is like hes ear ****ing you with his dick fingers that feel like dynamite. I won't sit here and and say, "Vote for theelusiveeightrop, He's the biggest American Patriot in this contest "*Cough, cough Aussie* I don't need to go in to how big of a true American this fine man is. But who are you going to vote for, some foriegner? That is not very American at all. Plenty of times this country has voted for the wrong person and I say that stops today.
Excellent post. Because you are a former King of the Noobs and LewDog is bringing the passion. And maybe make the race a little closer. I'll commit $2 Million in bribes to theelusiveeightrop campaign. No offense AussieChiefsfan. You are worthy.
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And you are voting to expand our shit procedures to other countries with a vote for handout grabbing Aussie. How can you not see the parallels here!?
Exactly. We can't let anyone get ahead of us in this world. We have to keep everyone at or below our level.

A vote for Australian handouts is a vote for American supremacy.
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