Blonde joke ..........

ROYC75 · 06-17-2005, 03:27 PM

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other, and another customer asked,
"What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine,
I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the blonde a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the hood
up and asked, "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said,
"Of course, it's right there."

chagrin · 06-17-2005, 03:32 PM

Frankth and Beanth!!

Ultra Peanut · 06-25-2005, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by chagrin

Frankth and Beanth!!

Have you seen my baseball?

ROYC75 · 06-17-2005, 03:33 PM

Damn thing is doing it again...........

chagrin · 06-17-2005, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ROYC75

Damn thing is doing it again...........

Biohazard · 06-17-2005, 03:37 PM

OIL CAP! i Win

Kerberos · 06-17-2005, 03:50 PM

Ok Ok .....

A blonde is driving down the highway and to her amazement she see ANOTHER blonde halfway out in a plowed field sitting in a rowboat. She is paddling her ass off in this rowboat going no-where because she is in the middle of a plowed field.

The blonde driving the car comes to a screeching hult on the side of the road, gets out of her car and runs right up to the edge of the plowed field and turns beet red with anger.

She starts yelling at the blonde in the rowboat saying:

"You know it's blondes like YOU that give the rest of us a BAD NAME ....

And if I could SWIM I would come out there and KICK YOUR ASS".

.

**Skip Towne** · 06-17-2005, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by rxrider

Ok Ok .....

A blonde is driving down the highway and to her amazement she see ANOTHER blonde halfway out in a plowed field sitting in a rowboat. She is paddling her ass off in this rowboat going no-where because she is in the middle of a plowed field.

The blonde driving the car comes to a screeching hult on the side of the road, gets out of her car and runs right up to the edge of the plowed field and turns beet red with anger.

She starts yelling at the blonde in the rowboat saying:

"You know it's blondes like YOU that give the rest of us a BAD NAME ....

And if I could SWIM I would come out there and KICK YOUR ASS".

.

Tommykat, is that you?

tommykat · 06-17-2005, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Tommykat, is that you?

Believe me I have heard them all!

whoman69 · 06-17-2005, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommykat

Believe me I have heard them all!

You've lived most of them.

milkman · 06-17-2005, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Tommykat, is that you?

When I read the topic header (Blonde Joke), I thought Roy was addressing Tommy.

headsnap · 06-17-2005, 08:18 PM

there's nothin' worse than messin' up a blond joke...

shakesthecat · 06-17-2005, 08:30 PM

I don't get it.

NJ Chief Fan · 06-17-2005, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rxrider

Ok Ok .....

A blonde is driving down the highway and to her amazement she see ANOTHER blonde halfway out in a plowed field sitting in a rowboat. She is paddling her ass off in this rowboat going no-where because she is in the middle of a plowed field.

The blonde driving the car comes to a screeching hult on the side of the road, gets out of her car and runs right up to the edge of the plowed field and turns beet red with anger.

She starts yelling at the blonde in the rowboat saying:

"You know it's blondes like YOU that give the rest of us a BAD NAME ....

And if I could SWIM I would come out there and KICK YOUR ASS".

.

Valiant · 06-17-2005, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROYC75

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other, and another customer asked,
"What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine,
I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the blonde a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the hood
up and asked, "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said,
"Of course, it's right there."

that say red x, not 710...

06-17-2005, 03:27 PM	Topic Starter
ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $5773900	Blonde joke .......... A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other, and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." The mechanic gave the blonde a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
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06-17-2005, 03:32 PM	#2
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06-17-2005, 03:33 PM	#4
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06-17-2005, 03:50 PM	#7
Kerberos Chiefs Baby Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Henderson, NV Casino cash: $10000632	Ok Ok ..... A blonde is driving down the highway and to her amazement she see ANOTHER blonde halfway out in a plowed field sitting in a rowboat. She is paddling her ass off in this rowboat going no-where because she is in the middle of a plowed field. The blonde driving the car comes to a screeching hult on the side of the road, gets out of her car and runs right up to the edge of the plowed field and turns beet red with anger. She starts yelling at the blonde in the rowboat saying: "You know it's blondes like YOU that give the rest of us a BAD NAME .... And if I could SWIM I would come out there and KICK YOUR ASS". .
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06-17-2005, 08:18 PM	#12
headsnap "Think ZOOM!" Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Space Station #5 Casino cash: $1997236	there's nothin' worse than messin' up a blond joke...
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06-17-2005, 08:30 PM	#13
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