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11-05-2012, 10:35 AM | #16 |
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11-05-2012, 10:38 AM | #17 |
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I'm actually surprised by the number of serious replies.
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11-05-2012, 10:39 AM | #18 |
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Thank You
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11-05-2012, 10:41 AM | #19 |
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Cool, I knew guys would have some ideas. Love the humour too.
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11-05-2012, 10:41 AM | #20 |
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That sounds more like a sobriety test, ha.
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11-05-2012, 10:42 AM | #21 |
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11-05-2012, 10:43 AM | #22 |
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Tampon...............
rubbing alcohol will dry it out but probably make your ear a little sore. |
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11-05-2012, 10:44 AM | #23 |
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Don't use hydrogen peroxide. It breaks down into WATER. And don't use straight rubbing alcohol unless you want to cause some SERIOUS burning.
Use a swimmer's ear preparation that contains diluted alcohol and glycerin. It will dry it up very fast. |
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11-05-2012, 10:47 AM | #24 |
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Point the clogged ear towards the ground, hit the portion of your head that now faces up with a good solid thump until water releases. Caution do not use hammers or any other striking instrument, also avoid contact with the temple area.
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11-05-2012, 10:55 AM | #25 |
Would an idiot do that?
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I freaked out the first time I did that (not due to swimmer's ear). That kind of reaction shouldn't take place inside someone's ear.
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11-05-2012, 10:57 AM | #26 |
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Have a pit bull stick his head in there and drink it.
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11-05-2012, 11:04 AM | #27 |
Someone pass the antifreeze
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11-05-2012, 11:05 AM | #28 |
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Do you know where you can find a pack of African painted dogs?
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11-05-2012, 11:06 AM | #29 |
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Punish the deed, not the breed.
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11-05-2012, 11:32 AM | #30 |
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Peroxide, and you will most likely have to suffer a few days. I've tried holding my nose and doing the equilibrium balance deal... shit don't work if the water is in there deep.
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