****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

['Hamas' Jenkins]

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

Spoiler!

Committed - Not Yet Signed

Name	Pos	Location	Ht	Wt	40	Rivals Rating
Paul Adams	OL	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'6"	270		5.5
Sam Bailey	OL	Lamar, MOLamar Jr/Sr R 1	6'5"	245		5.4
Andy Bauer	OL	St. Louis, MODeSmet	6'6"	304	5.2	5.9
Kendall Blanton	TE	Blue Springs, MOBlue Springs South	6'5"	225		5.4
Nate Brown	WR	Suwanee, GANorth Gwinnett	6'3"	215	4.5	5.7
Logan Cheadle	DB	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	5'10"	165		5.6
Kenya Dennis	DB	Raymond, MSHinds C.C.	6'0"	190		5.5
Michael Fairchild	OL	Overland Park, KSBlue Valley West	6'6"	262		5.4
Darnell Green-Beckham	WR	Springfield, MOHillcrest	6'5"	175		5.3
Zach Hudson	OL	Tampa, FLSickles	6'5"	280		5.5
Stepfawn Hughes	ATH	Fort Worth, TXDunbar	5'10"	170	4.6	5.5
Grant Jones	ATH	Columbia, MOHickman	6'3"	216		5.5
Lawrence Lee	WR	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	5'10"	167	4.5	5.6
Rocel McWilliams	DE	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	6'3"	240		5.5
Kevin Pendleton	OL	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	6'4"	329		5.5
Thomas Richard	WR	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'1"	185		5.4
Tavon Ross	ATH	Cochran, GABleckley County	6'1"	196		5.4
Finis Stribling IV	DB	Thompson's Station, TNIndependence	5'10"	170	4.5	5.4
Greg Taylor	DB	East St. Louis, ILEast St. Louis	5'10"	181		5.7
Trevon Walters	RB	Bradenton, FLManatee	5'10"	189		5.4
Jhonathon Williams	DE	Berrien Springs, MIBerrien Springs	6'6"	230	4.5	5.5
Thomas Wilson	ATH	Buford, GABuford	5'10"	176		5.5
Roderick Winters	LB	Arlington, TXBowie	5'11"	196	4.5	5.3
Ish Witter	RB	Tampa, FLAlonso	5'8"	190	4.6	5.5
Marvin Zanders	QB	Jacksonville, FLRaines	6'1"	175		5.5

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

Well it's not like it would be too hard of a fall from where Mizzou is now with all of the top flight talent leaving the state on a regular basis...

No, that's just an illusion - we're fine. Scored in every quarter this year! Woohoo!

[Saul Good]

We should fire our new coaches if we don't win at Georgia. Anyone have any candidates for our new coach after the coach we hire at halftime gets fired?

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by Saul Good

Woe is us...3-0 and leading. Fire everyone right now.

Sorry but he should be gone, 13 years is enough, its all down hill from here. Pinkel has peaked.

[patteeu]

Originally Posted by Saul Good

We should fire our new coaches if we don't win at Georgia. Anyone have any candidates for our new coach after the coach we hire at halftime gets fired?

How about Andy Reid if the Giants win tomorrow and Reid gets the quick axe?

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

Sorry but he should be gone, 13 years is enough, its all down hill from here. Pinkel has peaked.

He peaked a long time ago. I just hope they finally shitcan his ass after this year.

[Saul Good]

Originally Posted by patteeu

How about Andy Reid if the Giants win tomorrow and Reid gets the quick axe?

If we only lead by 1, I want Reid fired in the second quarter.

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by patteeu

How about Andy Reid if the Giants win tomorrow and Reid gets the quick axe?

Different circumstances, Reid was just hired, Pinkels been here forever.

[Saul Good]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

Different circumstances, Reid was just hired, Pinkels been here forever.

Okay...I'll give Reid until halftime.

[Frazod]

So if Pinkel gets fired, will Saul still lovingly fondle his nuts at his new school?

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by Saul Good

Okay...I'll give Reid until halftime.

I've been patient, hes been coaching Mizzou since I was in HS a-hole. I've seen enough. You're blind.

[kepp]

Originally Posted by frazod

He peaked a long time ago. I just hope they finally shitcan his ass after this year.

2007 was his peak
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[Frazod]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

I've been patient, hes been coaching Mizzou since I was in HS a-hole. I've seen enough. You're blind.

You really shouldn't pet the trolls.

[Saul Good]

We should fire Yost as well.

[Discuss Thrower]

Originally Posted by Saul Good

Okay...I'll give Reid until halftime.

What has Pinkel shown you that demonstrates he has the capaibility to hang with the likes of Nick Saban and Les Miles, let alone Spurrier, James Franklin and Muschamp?

[Frazod]

Holy shit, those stats are horrible.