Science Round 1, Heat 15: Miss Chiefsplanet USA Tournament.

**Rain Man** · 06-24-2013, 08:55 AM

If these women were battleships, two of them would have tragic ends. Fortunately, they are not battleships, but rather are those sleek racing boats that occasionally fly out of the water and break into a million pieces, but mostly they're just really fast and cool looking.

Miss Maine

Miss Pennsylvania

Miss Arizona

**Rain Man** · 06-24-2013, 08:58 AM

Honestly, this may be the weakest heat since that one with Nebraska. Miss Pennsylvania is okay, I guess, and Maine looks like she'd be fun even if she didn't wash her hair this morning, so I'll pick those two. Miss Arizona looks like someone's young grandmother, no offense.

kepp · 06-24-2013, 09:03 AM

I was getting ready to type, "Miss Pennsylvania is a man", and then I clicked on Miss Arizona.

DJ's left nut · 06-24-2013, 09:11 AM

That's the best Arizona could do?

C'mon...I've seen the girls at ASU and U of A. They won't even admit you if you're less than a hard 8 there.

I am dissapoint, Arizona.

Frosty · 06-24-2013, 09:19 AM

Frosty · 06-24-2013, 09:20 AM

I voted the battleships, though none are great shakes.

WhawhaWhat · 06-24-2013, 09:22 AM

Maine all day.

**loochy** · 06-24-2013, 09:23 AM

this round is pretty meh (as far as Miss America contestants go, of course)

Frosty · 06-24-2013, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy

this round is pretty meh (as far as Miss America contestants go, of course)

Miss USA, actually, but - agreed.

BlackHelicopters · 06-24-2013, 10:12 AM

Remember the Maine.

**loochy** · 06-24-2013, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frosty

Miss USA, actually, but - agreed.

there are so many and there is no differentiation so it doesn't matter

Garcia Bronco · 06-24-2013, 10:21 AM

I think Miss Virginia is going to bring home the gold.

patteeu · 06-24-2013, 10:22 AM

Maine is the best. I also gave a vote to Arizona because she smiled and Pennsylvania didn't.

ThaVirus · 06-24-2013, 10:23 AM

Maine has a cute face. Arizona has a great ass/ legs combo.

They get my vote.

Frosty · 06-24-2013, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy

there are so many and there is no differentiation so it doesn't matter

Just pointing it out in case someone needs help with their Google-fu.

For example:

Miss Utah - Miss America

Miss Utah - Miss USA

View Poll Results: Pick the two most attractive contestants.
Miss Maine	75	68.18%
Miss Pennsylvania	32	29.09%
Miss Arizona	72	65.45%
These bikinis are way too conservative.	9	8.18%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 110. You may not vote on this poll

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06-24-2013, 08:58 AM	#2
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3408491 VARSITY	Honestly, this may be the weakest heat since that one with Nebraska. Miss Pennsylvania is okay, I guess, and Maine looks like she'd be fun even if she didn't wash her hair this morning, so I'll pick those two. Miss Arizona looks like someone's young grandmother, no offense. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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06-24-2013, 09:03 AM	#3
kepp MVP Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $5399212	I was getting ready to type, "Miss Pennsylvania is a man", and then I clicked on Miss Arizona.
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06-24-2013, 09:11 AM	#4
DJ's left nut Sauntering Vaguely Downwards Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, Mo Casino cash: $3089099	That's the best Arizona could do? C'mon...I've seen the girls at ASU and U of A. They won't even admit you if you're less than a hard 8 there. I am dissapoint, Arizona. __________________ "If there's a god, he's laughing at us.....and our football team..." "When you look at something through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."
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06-24-2013, 09:20 AM	#6
Frosty Go Beavers! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Warshington Casino cash: $5738243	I voted the battleships, though none are great shakes.
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06-24-2013, 09:22 AM	#7
WhawhaWhat MVP Join Date: Feb 2013 Casino cash: $1671116	Maine all day.
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Garcia Bronco No Keys, No Problem Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Denver Casino cash: $5373136	I think Miss Virginia is going to bring home the gold.
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06-24-2013, 10:22 AM	#13
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06-24-2013, 10:23 AM	#14
ThaVirus Settle this once and forever Join Date: Sep 2007 Casino cash: $2172369	Maine has a cute face. Arizona has a great ass/ legs combo. They get my vote.
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