Home Mail Chat Wallpapers
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Hall of Classics

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
convict1983 convict1983 is offline
Registered User
 
convict1983's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: San Diego
Casino cash: $5025
Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

Quote:
Originally Posted by DaFace
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

Last edited by DaFace; 07-01-2008 at 05:07 PM..
Posts: 154
convict1983 is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.convict1983 is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.convict1983 is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.convict1983 is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.convict1983 is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.convict1983 is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2008, 04:46 PM   #1471
Pablo Pablo is offline
Ultrabanned
 
Pablo's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: KCMO
Casino cash: $29456
Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture View Post
Haha someone actually gets action from hot chicks on here and the haters come out in full force. Some things never change.

I will definitely have to come by with my boys to one of your guys tailgates and laugh in your faces and laugh at the fact that some of you actually have man boobs.
You should probably do that. I can't say that I've actually been to one of these gatherings, but I'm sure you're tougher than everyone there combined.
Posts: 25,194
Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2008, 04:47 PM   #1472
OnTheWarpath15 OnTheWarpath15 is offline
HIS TURN
 
OnTheWarpath15's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $1215
Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture View Post
Some things never change.
Yep.

Like you being a douchebag a year ago, yesterday or today.
Posts: 55,528
OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2008, 04:48 PM   #1473
OnTheWarpath15 OnTheWarpath15 is offline
HIS TURN
 
OnTheWarpath15's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $1215
Quote:
Originally Posted by GonzoRox88 View Post
You should probably do that. I can't say that I've actually been to one of these gatherings, but I'm sure you're tougher than everyone there combined.
He should go.

I'd like to see tooge stuff him in a smoker...
Posts: 55,528
OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2008, 04:48 PM   #1474
Midnight_Vulture Midnight_Vulture is offline
Starter
 
Midnight_Vulture's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2008
Casino cash: $5000
I also like how some of you said I am with average chicks haha. If you can do better than please post pics of your recent hookups. Oh thats right you wouldnt have any since most of you live on here.

And dont worry if I was as old as you guys, I would hate to show off my wife too haha.
Posts: 622
Midnight_Vulture is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.Midnight_Vulture is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2008, 04:49 PM   #1475
vailpass vailpass is offline
Are U Ready For Some Football
 
vailpass's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2001
Casino cash: $24344
What's up with the prematurely bald dude bragging about bagging a 6.5?
__________________
These violent delights have violent ends.
Posts: 53,901
vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2008, 04:49 PM   #1476
Donger Donger is offline
"Think BOOM!"
 
Donger's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 33.675 N 106.475 W
Casino cash: $0
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture View Post
I also like how some of you said I am with average chicks haha. If you can do better than please post pics of your recent hookups. Oh thats right you wouldnt have any since most of you live on here.

And dont worry if I was as old as you guys, I would hate to show off my wife too haha.
Do you have some way to stop the progression of time, or something?
__________________
I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
Posts: 108,286
Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2008, 04:49 PM   #1477
DaneMcCloud DaneMcCloud is offline
Wounding Vaginas Since 2000
 
DaneMcCloud's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Hollywood
Casino cash: $54848
Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture View Post
Haha someone actually gets action from hot chicks on here and the haters come out in full force. Some things never change.

I will definitely have to come by with my boys to one of your guys tailgates and laugh in your faces and laugh at the fact that some of you actually have man boobs.
I'm not a hater, I just wouldn't classify those "chicks" as hot.

Though it is clearly obvious that you need a motorcycle to pick up ANY "chick".

You certainly wouldn't be able pull any really "hot" chicks with your looks, hairline or stunning personality alone.
Posts: 80,888
DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2008, 04:50 PM   #1478
Skip Towne Skip Towne is offline
Supporter
 
Skip Towne's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: T-Town
Casino cash: $5000
Please post pics of the Audi and the bike.
Posts: 69,689
Skip Towne is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutSkip Towne is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutSkip Towne is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutSkip Towne is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutSkip Towne is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutSkip Towne is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutSkip Towne is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutSkip Towne is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutSkip Towne is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutSkip Towne is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutSkip Towne is the dumbass Milkman is always talking about
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2008, 04:51 PM   #1479
FAX FAX is offline
testing ... 1, 2, 3
 
FAX's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Tennessee
Casino cash: $5000
I once knew a guy in LA who acted like this. If memory serves, I think he got shot.

FAX
Posts: 39,171
FAX is obviously part of the inner Circle.FAX is obviously part of the inner Circle.FAX is obviously part of the inner Circle.FAX is obviously part of the inner Circle.FAX is obviously part of the inner Circle.FAX is obviously part of the inner Circle.FAX is obviously part of the inner Circle.FAX is obviously part of the inner Circle.FAX is obviously part of the inner Circle.FAX is obviously part of the inner Circle.FAX is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2008, 04:52 PM   #1480
OnTheWarpath15 OnTheWarpath15 is offline
HIS TURN
 
OnTheWarpath15's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $1215
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud View Post
I'm not a hater, I just wouldn't classify those "chicks" as hot.

Though it is clearly obvious that you need a motorcycle to pick up ANY "chick".

You certainly wouldn't be able pull any really "hot" chicks with your looks, hairline or stunning personality alone.
I'm telling you, the only way this ****tard scores is with the date rape drug.
Posts: 55,528
OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.OnTheWarpath15 is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2008, 04:54 PM   #1481
kstater kstater is offline
Custom User Title
 
kstater's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2007
Casino cash: $16663
Quote:
Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 View Post
I'm telling you, the only way this ****tard scores is with the date rape drug.
Nah, he just occupies the glory hole at the local bar's mens room.
Posts: 35,080
kstater is too fat/Omaha.kstater is too fat/Omaha.kstater is too fat/Omaha.kstater is too fat/Omaha.kstater is too fat/Omaha.kstater is too fat/Omaha.kstater is too fat/Omaha.kstater is too fat/Omaha.kstater is too fat/Omaha.kstater is too fat/Omaha.kstater is too fat/Omaha.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2008, 04:56 PM   #1482
DaneMcCloud DaneMcCloud is offline
Wounding Vaginas Since 2000
 
DaneMcCloud's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Hollywood
Casino cash: $54848
Quote:
Originally Posted by FAX View Post
I once knew a guy in LA who acted like this. If memory serves, I think he got shot.

FAX
Posts: 80,888
DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2008, 04:57 PM   #1483
vailpass vailpass is offline
Are U Ready For Some Football
 
vailpass's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2001
Casino cash: $24344
Real gangsta ass n i g g a s don't start fights cuz real gangsta ass n i g g a s know they got it.
__________________
These violent delights have violent ends.
Posts: 53,901
vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2008, 04:58 PM   #1484
MIAdragon MIAdragon is offline
Someone pass the antifreeze
 
MIAdragon's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Miami (North Cuba)
Casino cash: $17919
Quote:
Originally Posted by vailpass View Post
Real gangsta ass n i g g a s don't start fights cuz real gangsta ass n i g g a s know they got it.

Great movie!
Posts: 14,097
MIAdragon has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.MIAdragon has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.MIAdragon has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.MIAdragon has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.MIAdragon has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.MIAdragon has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.MIAdragon has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.MIAdragon has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.MIAdragon has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.MIAdragon has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.MIAdragon has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2008, 04:59 PM   #1485
MIAdragon MIAdragon is offline
Someone pass the antifreeze
 
MIAdragon's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Miami (North Cuba)
Casino cash: $17919
Damn dogg I needz to get one of deez

Posts: 14,097
MIAdragon has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.MIAdragon has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.MIAdragon has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.MIAdragon has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.MIAdragon has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.MIAdragon has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.MIAdragon has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.MIAdragon has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.MIAdragon has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.MIAdragon has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.MIAdragon has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.
  Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 12:03 AM.


This is a test for a client's site.
Fort Worth Texas Process Servers
Covering Arlington, Fort Worth, Grand Prairie and surrounding communities.
Tarrant County, Texas and Johnson County, Texas.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.