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View Poll Results: Your odds of being scored upon in prison (and not in the rec yard...)
0 percent. This whole thing is a myth designed to scare us. 2 5.56%
1 percent or less - It probably happens occasionally, but it's rare. 0 0%
2 to 5 percent - More common than we'd like to think, but not pervasive 5 13.89%
6 to 10 percent - It's not your destiny, but it wouldn't hurt to be aware. 3 8.33%
11 to 25 percent - Mind your p's and q's, or you could be in trouble. 5 13.89%
26 to 50 percent - Be tough or you'll get a corsage. 5 13.89%
51 to 75 percent - Unless you're a bad hombre, you might as well get ready for it. 4 11.11%
76 to 90 percent - Pick someone gentle, because it's probably going to happen. 2 5.56%
91 to 95 percent - Yep, you're screwed (no pun intended). 4 11.11%
96 to 99 percent - Pretty much, it's just Mike Tyson and Nate Newton. 1 2.78%
99 percent or more - Just Nate Newton. 1 2.78%
100 percent - I don't want to explain the math on this. It's disturbing. 3 8.33%
See my joke below about Rain Man going to prison. 1 2.78%
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Old 03-09-2006, 07:33 PM  
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All joking aside (for poll purposes, anyway - have at it in the thread), when a person goes to prison, what do you think are the odds of them becoming, you know, someone's date to the penal prom?
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Old 03-09-2006, 09:21 PM   #16
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Old 03-09-2006, 09:25 PM   #17
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Child molesters and rapist, the chance is 100%

Young punks-90% or greater

Bad azzes like me 0%-lol,

I have a friend in jail for murder-he has been safe, but the young kids-get passed around for cigerettes. You are someones bitch and they wil,l loan you out for smokes.
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Old 03-09-2006, 09:27 PM   #18
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Old 03-09-2006, 09:29 PM   #19
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Old 03-09-2006, 09:30 PM   #20
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Old 03-09-2006, 09:32 PM   #21
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Old 03-09-2006, 09:33 PM   #22
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Been there, done that. I did hard time for a grand total of three months before I got shipped off to a minimum security detail to finish off my 9 months. I just made it a point not to become friends with anyone, period. I made no eye contact, nothing. Of course I knew that I was not gonna be around for the next 10 years or so, and that made it a lot easier.
I knew of some 20-somethings that were in for a long time that took the bitch route, but I was totally out of that circle. God help them.
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Old 03-09-2006, 09:53 PM   #23
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Old 03-09-2006, 09:54 PM   #24
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I love that movie, I skipped school, and saw it.
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Old 03-09-2006, 09:55 PM   #25
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Old 03-09-2006, 10:04 PM   #26
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Old 03-09-2006, 10:08 PM   #27
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I'd defianately rather Than with a dude anyday!
I'm a big guy, but If I ever go , I'm NOT Bathing! No deodorant , I may even stop wiping. Thats gonna have to be one sick f---er! with a lot of friends!
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Old 03-09-2006, 10:26 PM   #29
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I'd defianately rather Than with a dude anyday!
I'm a big guy, but If I ever go , I'm NOT Bathing! No deodorant , I may even stop wiping. Thats gonna have to be one sick f---er! with a lot of friends!
Sadly-I think they like it stinking. If a guy is going to assrape ya-I don't think he is worried about not wiping. Sick ****ers in prison-that is where you would find them.
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