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0 percent. This whole thing is a myth designed to scare us. | 2 | 5.56% | |
1 percent or less - It probably happens occasionally, but it's rare. | 0 | 0% | |
2 to 5 percent - More common than we'd like to think, but not pervasive | 5 | 13.89% | |
6 to 10 percent - It's not your destiny, but it wouldn't hurt to be aware. | 3 | 8.33% | |
11 to 25 percent - Mind your p's and q's, or you could be in trouble. | 5 | 13.89% | |
26 to 50 percent - Be tough or you'll get a corsage. | 5 | 13.89% | |
51 to 75 percent - Unless you're a bad hombre, you might as well get ready for it. | 4 | 11.11% | |
76 to 90 percent - Pick someone gentle, because it's probably going to happen. | 2 | 5.56% | |
91 to 95 percent - Yep, you're screwed (no pun intended). | 4 | 11.11% | |
96 to 99 percent - Pretty much, it's just Mike Tyson and Nate Newton. | 1 | 2.78% | |
99 percent or more - Just Nate Newton. | 1 | 2.78% | |
100 percent - I don't want to explain the math on this. It's disturbing. | 3 | 8.33% | |
See my joke below about Rain Man going to prison. | 1 | 2.78% | |
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03-09-2006, 09:21 PM | #16 | |
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03-09-2006, 09:25 PM | #17 |
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Child molesters and rapist, the chance is 100%
Young punks-90% or greater Bad azzes like me 0%-lol, I have a friend in jail for murder-he has been safe, but the young kids-get passed around for cigerettes. You are someones bitch and they wil,l loan you out for smokes. |
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03-09-2006, 09:27 PM | #18 |
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It would be sad if you were only worth one swisher sweet butt.
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03-09-2006, 09:29 PM | #19 |
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I wonder if the show "Brokeback Mountain" in prison?
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03-09-2006, 09:32 PM | #21 |
I'll be back.
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It was a Ferris Bueller reference.
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03-09-2006, 09:33 PM | #22 |
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Been there, done that. I did hard time for a grand total of three months before I got shipped off to a minimum security detail to finish off my 9 months. I just made it a point not to become friends with anyone, period. I made no eye contact, nothing. Of course I knew that I was not gonna be around for the next 10 years or so, and that made it a lot easier.
I knew of some 20-somethings that were in for a long time that took the bitch route, but I was totally out of that circle. God help them.
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03-09-2006, 10:04 PM | #26 |
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I would simply never wipe or wash my ass. Shit would constantly just run down my leg. I would be the most disturbing piece of ass in the joint.
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03-09-2006, 10:08 PM | #27 |
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thats a pretty good strategy 58...
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03-09-2006, 10:17 PM | #28 |
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I'd defianately rather Than with a dude anyday!
I'm a big guy, but If I ever go , I'm NOT Bathing! No deodorant , I may even stop wiping. Thats gonna have to be one sick f---er! with a lot of friends!
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