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Old 01-16-2013, 02:23 PM  
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What tha ...? 2nd day straight that the mormons come knocking
They are nice enough people but let the conversion efforts cease, please.



I may have to answer the door naked next time or something.
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:49 PM   #16
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:49 PM   #17
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:50 PM   #18
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:51 PM   #19
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:52 PM   #20
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That will actually work. we get them out here too and I always just tell them we're catholic and they trundle off into the sunset politely. No, we're not catholic.
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:34 PM   #21
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:39 PM   #22
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:42 PM   #23
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:00 PM   #24
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:04 PM   #25
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I was visiting my dad last summer and his girlfriend was living with him at the time. She had a 13 year old son who was staying there as well. This kid was a terror...a real shithead. One day the mormons came knocking and his mom got up to answer the door. When the kid saw who it was he got up and left the room. I didn't know what he was doing, but when he walked into the living room with a large life-like dildo I almost pissed myself. He went to the door and said "Mom, I found this in the laundry room, do you want me to put it back in your dresser?"

The two guys at the door immediately left. No questions, no words...just left. It was epic. She flipped.
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:21 PM   #26
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I was visiting my dad last summer and his girlfriend was living with him at the time. She had a 13 year old son who was staying there as well. This kid was a terror...a real shithead. One day the mormons came knocking and his mom got up to answer the door. When the kid saw who it was he got up and left the room. I didn't know what he was doing, but when he walked into the living room with a large life-like dildo I almost pissed myself. He went to the door and said "Mom, I found this in the laundry room, do you want me to put it back in your dresser?"

The two guys at the door immediately left. No questions, no words...just left. It was epic. She flipped.
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:22 PM   #27
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Old 01-17-2013, 01:22 AM   #28
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I had JW knock on my door one day. They handed me something to read and I flipped to the very first page. Watchtower, huh? Not interested I said.

Someday I'm going to schedule a Mormon and a JW to come to my house at exactly the same time. I'm going to tell them that both of their belief systems sound very intriguing, but which one is the truth? I will then grab my bag of popcorn and sit back and enjoy.
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Old 01-17-2013, 01:29 AM   #29
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Old 01-17-2013, 01:31 AM   #30
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