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Old 08-27-2007, 06:34 PM  
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Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex With Girlfriend

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...6&in_page_id=2

Nick Athan was so embarrassed about his penis size he got his brother Walter to step in and have sex with his girlfriend. Nick, 24, insisted on turning off the lights and going to the bathroom. Walter would then enter the room and have sex.

The girlfriend found out after 2 months when she turned the light on. "She apparently had no idea. Both men look similar as they are brothers, and the older brother made a point of not speaking when he was impersonating his younger sibling," said police.

Athan, from Kansas City, is said to have feared losing the 24 year old girlfriend if he did not "perform well."

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Old 08-27-2007, 09:24 PM   #31
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Old 08-28-2007, 06:32 AM   #32
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So stupid.

Tell the young man to get the glory for his grief.

Stab that juicy hog in there, and if she snickers, Move it down a peg and insert at a high velocity and see if she thinks its a thimble then.

I'd like to tell that kid there is no such thing as a small weiner....thats just something said by gals with HUUUUUUUUUGE Berginers.
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Old 08-28-2007, 08:54 AM   #33
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Where is that one poster who kept telling us about his big dick that condoms didn't fit him?

In reality, this story was probably him.

damn, who was that douche?
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Old 01-26-2009, 06:49 PM   #34
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I edited the OP, so that this page wouldn't be the #1 ranking for Claythan's real name. heh
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Old 01-26-2009, 07:55 PM   #35
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Old 01-28-2009, 12:08 AM   #36
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Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan was so embarrassed about his penis size he got his brother Walter to step in and have sex with his girlfriend. Nick, 24, insisted on turning off the lights and going to the bathroom. Walter would then enter the room and have sex.

The girlfriend found out after 2 months when she turned the light on. "She apparently had no idea. Both men look similar as they are brothers, and the older brother made a point of not speaking when he was impersonating his younger sibling," said police.

Athan, from Kansas City, is said to have feared losing the 24 year old girlfriend if he did not "perform well."
I just wanted to inform Clayton (aka Bob from Orangemane) that Googling his name brings up this thread as number 1 with this little bit:

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Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex ... 15 posts - Last post: Aug 27, 2007
Clayton Wendler was so embarrassed about his penis size he got his brother Walter to step in and have sex with his girlfriend. ...
http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...layton+Wendler

Someone on the orangemane pointed this out thought I would share.
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Old 01-28-2009, 12:21 AM   #37
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I just wanted to inform Clayton (aka Bob from Orangemane) that Googling his name brings up this thread as number 1 with this little bit:



http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...layton+Wendler

Someone on the orangemane pointed this out thought I would share.
Thanks for the newsflash, Scoop.
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Old 01-28-2009, 05:57 AM   #38
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Old 01-28-2009, 06:23 AM   #39
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There was this guy named Larry Grover who was so ashamed of the size of his dong that he hired a stand-in to have sex with his blind girlfriend.
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Old 02-08-2009, 04:06 PM   #40
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This thread should once reindexed NOT be the number one google result for GoChiefs name anymore. heh
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Old 02-08-2009, 04:10 PM   #41
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This guy is decidely NOT embarrassed by his penis size:

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Old 02-08-2009, 04:14 PM   #42
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Old 02-08-2009, 04:16 PM   #43
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Dude, 13.5 inch penii should be worshiped by ALL mankind.
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Old 02-08-2009, 04:38 PM   #44
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Dude, 13.5 inch penii should be worshiped by ALL mankind.
That guy probably passes out when he gets an erection. I just get a little light-headed.
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Old 02-08-2009, 04:40 PM   #45
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