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Old 03-19-2010, 09:09 PM   Topic Starter
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T0m Cash and Skip Towne walk into a bar...
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Old 03-19-2010, 09:11 PM   #2
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One of them tried adding me as a friend on facebook.
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Old 03-19-2010, 09:13 PM   #3
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One of them tried adding me as a friend on facebook.
That happened with me and Nick Athan.

Your example is more upsetting no doubt.
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Old 03-20-2010, 07:38 AM   #4
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One of them tried adding me as a friend on facebook.
That kinda narrows it down. Skip would never be able to figure out facebook.

He is a member of the KSU board I run. He hasn't figured out how to post yet but he has PM'd me a few times.
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Old 03-19-2010, 09:12 PM   #5
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Tom says im paying, what'ca have me lad?

Skip sez, a screwdriver. Give it to me while we're both in the bathroom.
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Old 03-19-2010, 09:14 PM   #6
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Tom says im paying, what'ca have me lad?

Skip sez, a screwdriver. Give it to me while we're both in the bathroom.
Tap toes under the stalls , 2 taps mean bj, 1 mean a-hole party, got that?
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Old 03-20-2010, 12:59 AM   #7
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Old 03-20-2010, 01:27 AM   #8
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the bar's getting direct tv!
Can't do it with cable...

Can't do it with Dish...

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Old 03-20-2010, 02:05 AM   #9
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I'm going to take a wild guess here...and say that Skippy is going to be the receiver in that match up?
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Old 03-20-2010, 02:09 AM   #10
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Whatever happened to Skip Towne? Doesn't he post here anymore?
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Old 03-20-2010, 02:11 AM   #11
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... and Mr. T0m Cash buys himself and Mr. Skip Towne a drink. Mr. Skip Towne takes a sip, hauls back, and smacks Mr. T0m Cash right smack in the nose knocking him clear out of his chair.

"Dang," Mr. T0m Cash said. "Why did you do that?"

"I don't know," Mr. Skip Towne replied. "Ever since I rode with the Hells Angels, every time I have a drink I hit somebody. It's embarrassing."

"You need help," Mr. T0m Cash said. "I tell you what, I'll give you the name of the psychiatrist I work with. Maybe he can help you."

Wouldn't you know it? A couple of weeks later, Mr. T0m Cash and Mr. Skip Towne are back in the bar.

"How's the psychiatry coming along, Skipparooski?" Mr. T0m Cash inquired.

"Great," Mr. Skip Towne replied.

"That's good news." And with that, Mr. T0m Cash orders drinks. When the drinks arrive, Mr. Skip Towne takes a sip, hauls back, and knocks the living bejeesus right out of Mr. T0m Cash.

"Hey! I thought you said the psychiatrist was helping," Mr. T0m Cash said.

"He is," Mr. Skip Towne replied. "That wasn't embarrassing at all."

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Old 03-20-2010, 02:29 AM   #12
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... and Mr. T0m Cash buys himself and Mr. Skip Towne a drink. Mr. Skip Towne takes a sip, hauls back, and smacks Mr. T0m Cash right smack in the nose knocking him clear out of his chair.

"Dang," Mr. T0m Cash said. "Why did you do that?"

"I don't know," Mr. Skip Towne replied. "Ever since I rode with the Hells Angels, every time I have a drink I hit somebody. It's embarrassing."

"You need help," Mr. T0m Cash said. "I tell you what, I'll give you the name of the psychiatrist I work with. Maybe he can help you."

Wouldn't you know it? A couple of weeks later, Mr. T0m Cash and Mr. Skip Towne are back in the bar.

"How's the psychiatry coming along, Skipparooski?" Mr. T0m Cash inquired.

"Great," Mr. Skip Towne replied.

"That's good news." And with that, Mr. T0m Cash orders drinks. When the drinks arrive, Mr. Skip Towne takes a sip, hauls back, and knocks the living bejeesus right out of Mr. T0m Cash.

"Hey! I thought you said the psychiatrist was helping," Mr. T0m Cash said.

"He is," Mr. Skip Towne replied. "That wasn't embarrassing at all."

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Haha!

That was... underwhelming.

(I know you wouldn't want me to lie to you Mr. Fax.)
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Old 03-20-2010, 10:14 AM   #13
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Haha!

That was... underwhelming.

(I know you wouldn't want me to lie to you Mr. Fax.)
Yeah. I've been on a roll lately. Rolling downhill into hell's helpless hopfield of hopelessness, that is.

On the other hand, how am I supposed to know what happens after Mr. T0m Cash and Mr. Skip Towne walk into a bar? Frankly, anything could happen and, obviously, I wasn't there. This is all just speculation, really.

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Old 03-20-2010, 10:38 AM   #14
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I miss Skip Towne, I bet he thinks he was perma-banned. Can someone tell him he can post here again?
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Old 03-20-2010, 10:44 AM   #15
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I miss Skip Towne, I bet he thinks he was perma-banned. Can someone tell him he can post here again?
He knows.
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