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03-19-2010, 09:09 PM | Topic Starter |
For The Glory Of The City
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T0m Cash and Skip Towne walk into a bar...
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03-19-2010, 09:11 PM | #2 |
MY LITTLE #15
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One of them tried adding me as a friend on facebook.
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03-19-2010, 09:13 PM | #3 |
For The Glory Of The City
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03-20-2010, 07:38 AM | #4 |
When a nightmare becomes real
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03-19-2010, 09:12 PM | #5 |
A certain set of skills
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Tom says im paying, what'ca have me lad?
Skip sez, a screwdriver. Give it to me while we're both in the bathroom. |
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03-19-2010, 09:14 PM | #6 |
A certain set of skills
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03-20-2010, 12:59 AM | #7 |
I got Rice cookin in the micro
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the bar's getting direct tv!
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03-20-2010, 01:27 AM | #8 |
Now you've pissed me off!
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Can't do it with cable...
Can't do it with Dish...
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03-20-2010, 02:05 AM | #9 |
umm...what do I say here?
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I'm going to take a wild guess here...and say that Skippy is going to be the receiver in that match up?
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03-20-2010, 02:09 AM | #10 |
Please speak your mind
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Whatever happened to Skip Towne? Doesn't he post here anymore?
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03-20-2010, 02:11 AM | #11 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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... and Mr. T0m Cash buys himself and Mr. Skip Towne a drink. Mr. Skip Towne takes a sip, hauls back, and smacks Mr. T0m Cash right smack in the nose knocking him clear out of his chair.
"Dang," Mr. T0m Cash said. "Why did you do that?" "I don't know," Mr. Skip Towne replied. "Ever since I rode with the Hells Angels, every time I have a drink I hit somebody. It's embarrassing." "You need help," Mr. T0m Cash said. "I tell you what, I'll give you the name of the psychiatrist I work with. Maybe he can help you." Wouldn't you know it? A couple of weeks later, Mr. T0m Cash and Mr. Skip Towne are back in the bar. "How's the psychiatry coming along, Skipparooski?" Mr. T0m Cash inquired. "Great," Mr. Skip Towne replied. "That's good news." And with that, Mr. T0m Cash orders drinks. When the drinks arrive, Mr. Skip Towne takes a sip, hauls back, and knocks the living bejeesus right out of Mr. T0m Cash. "Hey! I thought you said the psychiatrist was helping," Mr. T0m Cash said. "He is," Mr. Skip Towne replied. "That wasn't embarrassing at all." FAX |
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03-20-2010, 02:29 AM | #12 | |
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That was... underwhelming. (I know you wouldn't want me to lie to you Mr. Fax.) |
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03-20-2010, 10:14 AM | #13 | |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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On the other hand, how am I supposed to know what happens after Mr. T0m Cash and Mr. Skip Towne walk into a bar? Frankly, anything could happen and, obviously, I wasn't there. This is all just speculation, really. FAX |
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03-20-2010, 10:38 AM | #14 |
Time Keeps On Slipping
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I miss Skip Towne, I bet he thinks he was perma-banned. Can someone tell him he can post here again?
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03-20-2010, 10:44 AM | #15 |
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