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Old 10-06-2010, 07:17 PM  
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My GF wont let me PIIHB anymore

When we first started dating my gf let me PIIHB 1-2 times a week. That was 6 months ago. She hasn't let me for at least two months now, and every time I bring it up she just says no way! She lured me in with PIIHB and now acts like it never happened. She also used to polish the yogurt cannon quite frequently and even let me ATM her sometimes but I cant even get her to do that anymore. She pulled the ol' bait and switch and I don't think I can trust her now.

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Old 10-07-2010, 02:12 PM   #181
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Old 10-07-2010, 04:51 PM   #182
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For the ones that have just missionary and solo sex. I would run my dick down her spine like an xylophone versus rubbing one out. Any part of her body covered in spew is alright just some better than others. Don't turn anything down she is down for it makes you ghey. Enjoy the womens.
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Old 10-07-2010, 04:54 PM   #183
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For the ones that have just missionary and solo sex. I would run my dick down her spine like an xylophone versus rubbing one out. Any part of her body covered in spew is alright just some better than others. Don't turn anything down she is down for it makes you ghey. Enjoy the womens.
I find the sex is better when the woman isn't covered in vomit. But, hey, I'm a nontraditional kind of guy.
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Old 10-07-2010, 05:01 PM   #184
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I also recently left my girlfriend because she wouldn't let me PIITB.


J/k. I've simply realized that I suck at relationships and casual dating is probably best 'til I get my life in order. Anyone else as afraid of commitment as I am?
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Old 10-07-2010, 05:36 PM   #185
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Old 10-07-2010, 06:12 PM   #186
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I've never seen the attraction either. It sounds pretty fucking gay to me.
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Old 10-07-2010, 06:14 PM   #187
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Old 10-07-2010, 06:14 PM   #188
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Old 10-07-2010, 06:15 PM   #189
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First off I'm an old fart, and I didn't know what PIIHB meant. So naturally I googled it in and this is what came up. Life My GF wont let me PIIHB anymore - ChiefsPlanet, I think you might want to be careful what you post.
After only 22, you've managed to offend me!!
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Old 10-07-2010, 06:20 PM   #190
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There are hundreds of positions outside of missionary that does not involve fuckING SOMEONE IN THE ASS.
Well that means there are a bunch more fun than missionary. That's good news!! But I'd love you you to name even 100 that don't involve anal. Go ahead!!
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Old 10-07-2010, 06:22 PM   #191
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I wonder what a divorce judge would say if you told him you are divorcing your wife because she doesn't give you head anymore? I would like to read about someone who has actually done that and just giving the truth. I would think that would be acceptable grounds for filing for divorce lol
Actually, that's the problem. They all know it's true, just none of them have the balls to say it. You were this, now you're that, so he gets the house and the kids. Turn it around and it happens all the time... Judges are such pu55ies!
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Old 10-07-2010, 06:23 PM   #192
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I've never seen the attraction either. It sounds pretty fucking gay to me.
How is boning a female in the ass gay? Is it because gay guys **** other gay guys in the ass? If that's your argument, gay guys suck other gay guys' cocks so I guess getting a BJ from a female is pretty fucking gay to you too right?
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Old 10-07-2010, 06:33 PM   #193
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Old 10-07-2010, 06:45 PM   #194
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How is boning a female in the ass gay? Is it because gay guys **** other gay guys in the ass? If that's your argument, gay guys suck other gay guys' cocks so I guess getting a BJ from a female is pretty fucking gay to you too right?
...this thread is gay..wouldn't surprise me if you're cut off in the future.
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Old 10-07-2010, 07:04 PM   #195
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...this thread is gay..wouldn't surprise me if you're cut off in the future.
And getting "cut off" should be why everybody understands affairs. This is why God made affairs... And if your GF cuts you off, dump her, it's only going to get worse once they get you locked up..
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