New Dating Megathread

[Buck]

Luv's old thread is in the HOC for being too big.

Post all your dating questions, comments, concerns, advice, and scrutiny in here!

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO

that's different dude.

I understand you probably don't realize this though
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they were at a ****ing comedy club

[SAUTO]

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama

they were at a ****ing comedy club

True. Doesn't change a thing
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[SAUTO]

Again I'm done with this thread. **** it
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[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO

True. Doesn't change a thing
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She'll live.

[Hootie]

comedy clubs are designed for the comedian to poke fun at people in the crowd

I can't believe people are up in arms over that. Ridiculous.

[SAUTO]

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama

comedy clubs are designed for the comedian to poke fun at people in the crowd

I can't believe people are up in arms over that. Ridiculous.

last post.

True. To poke FUN. buck was mad. He wanted to **** the ex she bought tickets to a club.

Either ****ing is worth out or not. No reason to be mean spirited and childish.

He got his jolly's over it.

Good on him I guess
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[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama

comedy clubs are designed for the comedian to poke fun at people in the crowd

I can't believe people are up in arms over that. Ridiculous.

Women are sacred creatures and must be treated like gods 100 percent of the time.

[LoneWolf]

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER

Women are sacred creatures and must be treated like gods 100 percent of the time.

Are you afraid to answer Lumpy's question?

[Hootie]

Lumpy knows so much about relationships. She got married when she was 14. She knows it all.

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama

Lumpy knows so much about relationships. She got married when she was 14. She knows it all.

I was 21 and I don't claim to "know it all". I spent 19 solid years in a relationship, btw. How about you? What is your longest relationship?

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

I was 21 and I don't claim to "know it all". I spent 19 solid years in a relationship, btw. How about you? What is your longest relationship?

I thought you had me on ignore. That was a test.

You're all talk.

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama

I thought you had me on ignore. That was a test.

You're all talk.

Yet, you didn't answer my question. That was a test.

Btw, I took you off ignore because everyone was quoting your dumb ass, so it did me no good.

[Hootie]

I dated my high school girlfriend for 3.5 years.

We pounded relentlessly. It was the most glorious vagina I have ever had. She was literally put on this world to have sex. I thought all sex would always be that good and I've never gotten close again.

I still J off to her on a weekly basis. She was batshit insane though...had a horrible personality...and used to send me pictures of her slitting her wrists when we broke up the first time. And she put ketchup on her steak in front of my family which was EMBARRASSING.

[Lumpy]

3.5 years, eh? You definitely belong in this thread, Hootie. I mean, you dated a cutter that likes her steak drenched with ketchup. Many can learn from your experiences with just that chick alone.

[Hootie]

yeah her 1 pro really blinded me from her awful flaws

I can't describe this sex. It should be filmed. She needs to be a porn star.