Movies and TV Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them - Page 5

AphexPhin · 06-14-2013, 05:44 AM

Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs.

I'll start...

Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. ****in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs!

Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film.

Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this.

Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes.

Pearl Harbor - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?

Frazod · 06-14-2013, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru

C'mon, Tango and Cash is a fun movie. It doesn't take itself seriously.

"I wish I could be as forgiving, but I can't. Because ... this whole thing ... ****ING SUCKS!"

Now, Cobra ... that SUCKED, because it took itself way too seriously.

Cobra sucks, but it has my favorite Stallone line - where the guy threatens to blow up the supermarket, and he says "That's okay, I don't shop here."

**The Franchise** · 06-14-2013, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Aries Walker

I made it about ten minutes into Elf.

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Originally Posted by mr. tegu

Haha. What exactly did you expect of that movie that would push you to start watching it but not finish it?

Exactly.....did you go into this shit blind? Never see the cover?

Will Ferrell in an Elf costume? This shit is going to be riveting.

10 minutes later......WHAT THE **** IS THIS SHIT!??!?! I WAS EXPECTING A SERIOUS MOVIE!!!!

Frazod · 06-14-2013, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by DMAC

I loved him in Kick Ass.

...cuz he burned

Not a big Nicolas Cage fan, either. He generally annoys the crap out of me even when he's in good movies.

His best performance (and best movie) is Lord of War.

DMAC · 06-14-2013, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Not a big Nicolas Cage fan, either. He generally annoys the crap out of me even when he's in good movies.

His best performance (and best movie) is Lord of War.

Matchstick Men was good.

rico · 06-14-2013, 10:46 AM

I liked Cage in Raising Arizona.

KevB · 06-14-2013, 10:47 AM

Grown Ups, and somehow they're making a second one.

**Baby Lee** · 06-14-2013, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod

And Tango and Cash, for that matter.

Last one I recall actually physically walking out on. But then I've been on the home theater tip for quite a while now.

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Originally Posted by JD10367

"Glengarry Glen Ross". **** ****ity ****ing ****er ****. That was pretty much all I got out of it.

That is a classic, sure there's lots of cursing, but its a supreme work of screenwriting.

ThaVirus · 06-14-2013, 11:26 AM

Ill second Watchmen. What a piece of shit borefest that was..

underEJ · 06-14-2013, 11:29 AM

This thread is a fine example of why there needs to be so much content created. People are very very different. I absolutely love some of the movies others hate, like The Thin Red Line, and Assassination of Jesse James, and Short Cuts. To each his own proves very true for entertainment, I guess!

I walked out of Bonfire of the Vanities.

Amnorix · 06-14-2013, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by rico

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is the first movie that comes to my mind. I HATED that movie. Couldn't finish it. Had high hopes. Pissed me off.

That movie was whacked. I finished it, but don't really take any pride in doing so.

I'm honestly not sure I've ever walked out on a movie. Think we probably feel like we paid we should watch it 'til the end. There's quite a few that we SHOULD have walked out on. Where the Wild Things Are is the one that leaps to mind first. Even the kids didn't like it.

Amnorix · 06-14-2013, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by underEJ

I walked out of Bonfire of the Vanities.

HA nice. I put down the book. I was on page 200 or whatever and realized I hated every character and didn't give a crap about any of them or the plot. Time to move on...

Pablo · 06-14-2013, 12:42 PM

Sideways was an awful movie. I made it about 20 minutes.

Frazod · 06-14-2013, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Pablo

Sideways was an awful movie. I made it about 20 minutes.

Good call, I forgot about that one. I think I lasted half an hour.

JD10367 · 06-14-2013, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Aries Walker

I made it about ten minutes into Elf.

I'm not a big Will Ferrell fan, but at least "Elf" had Zooey Deschanel in it.

mr. tegu · 06-14-2013, 12:54 PM

I loved Watchmen. I am surprised at the number of mentions it has gotten.

06-14-2013, 05:44 AM
AphexPhin Banned Join Date: May 2013 Casino cash: $10004900	Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs. I'll start... Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. **in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs! Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film. Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this. Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes. Pearl Harbor** - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
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underEJ Veteran Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles Casino cash: $6953141	This thread is a fine example of why there needs to be so much content created. People are very very different. I absolutely love some of the movies others hate, like The Thin Red Line, and Assassination of Jesse James, and Short Cuts. To each his own proves very true for entertainment, I guess! I walked out of Bonfire of the Vanities.
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