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Old 06-14-2013, 05:44 AM  
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Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them

Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs.

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Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. ****in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs!

Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film.


Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this.

Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes.

Pearl Harbor - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
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Old 06-14-2013, 07:57 PM   #181
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Old 06-14-2013, 07:59 PM   #182
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Old 06-14-2013, 08:42 PM   #183
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Kind of like posting an image link that won't work and not mentioning the movie?
wtf? it just worked!

hold on.



^reeruned movie

EDIT: GOD WTF IT DID IT AGAIN! WHY ARE ALL OF MY IMAGE LINKS DISAPPEARING?!?!
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Old 06-14-2013, 08:45 PM   #184
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"Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world."
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Old 06-14-2013, 08:47 PM   #185
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Old 06-14-2013, 10:32 PM   #186
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Old 06-14-2013, 10:34 PM   #187
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:35 PM   #188
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I don't go to the movie theaters much lately since alot of people seem to forget the "turn off your cell phone" and "please don't talk during the movie" messages. It seems everyone wants to play Siskel and Ebert during the movie. So I mostly watch DVD's at home...some I watched recently and feel like I wasted my money:

The latest Die Hard
Hansel & Gretel (was hoping for better but got the same disappointment as I did from Snow White & The Huntsman)
The Great & Powerful Oz
Gangster Squad
Red Dawn (I actually liked Marine 3 with The Miz more than I liked this movie)

Amongst the older movies..

Battlefield Earth
Anything with Nicolas Cage (Other than the original National Treasure)
The Warrior and The Sorceress (if you have seen this movie you are older and none the wiser)
Cloud Atlas
Raising Arizona? C'mon...
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:41 PM   #189
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Old 06-15-2013, 12:00 PM   #190
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Old 06-15-2013, 12:03 PM   #191
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"Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world."
Love that movie.

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Old 06-15-2013, 12:34 PM   #193
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Old 06-15-2013, 12:45 PM   #194
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Never saw it in the theater, but I was pretty stoked to see Be Cool since Get Shorty is one of my all time favorites. What an abortion wrapped in a disaster that crock of shit turned out to be.
This!

get shorty is one of my favorite films.......and I remember being physically ill and enraged by that piece of crap "sequel".
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Old 06-15-2013, 12:53 PM   #195
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wtf? it just worked!

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^reeruned movie

EDIT: GOD WTF IT DID IT AGAIN! WHY ARE ALL OF MY IMAGE LINKS DISAPPEARING?!?!
Ok....I'm going to have to agree to disagree on this one.

Pretty good cast....good dialogue....directed by Doug Liman (Swingers, Bourne Identity).

The british kid's 3-way in Vegas is classic.

Timothy Olyphant was great.

And great music.
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