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Old 09-25-2013, 01:43 PM  
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This morning on the way to work, I whip into Mickey D's to get coffee and a McMuffin for the commute. I'm sitting in the drive thru, waiting to place my order. This guy walks up to the car window, panhandling. He asked me for fifty cents. I said, "hey, if you're going to beg for money, at least think bigger. Ask me for a five, or a ten. Hell, ask for a dollar. The dollar menu is a dollar. I offered to buy him a sandwich, but not give him money. So he blinked a couple times, then he moved on the car behind me to keep schmoozing for cash. When I got my receipt at the top it said "MANAGEMENT POSITIONS AVAILABLE." Hey, McD's, why not give this beggar on your drive thru line a management position? Win-Win, problem solved!
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Old 09-25-2013, 03:32 PM   #31
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I ran into the "HEY MAN, we're broke down here and just need a dollar to get gas to make it to my uncle's place so I can go see my cousin in the hospital can you help us out?" guy at QuikTrip last week. I literally laughed and drove away.
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Old 09-25-2013, 03:35 PM   #32
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I think next time I'll ask them for money when they walk up to the truck before they ask....

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Old 09-25-2013, 03:38 PM   #33
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Old 09-25-2013, 03:40 PM   #34
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Old 09-25-2013, 03:46 PM   #35
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The ones that piss me off the most are the kids and their ****ing sports team crap camped out in front of the grocery store asking for money. I mean, jesus.
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Old 09-25-2013, 03:48 PM   #36
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Can't stand beggars. The last one that asked me for money I beat his ass and took his wallet, left him lying in a pool of blood. After I left I started feeling bad and realized I'd taken out my frustrations from a bad day at work and he was the recipient so I drove around the block and he was just rolling over and staggering to get up with blood running down his face .

I gave him his wallet back and told him I had job opening on my farm. He said he was unable to work because he was a disabled vet. I said get in my truck . We'll put your wheelchair in the back. I took him to the farm and rolled him into my collection room. He turned out to be a real solid worker. I've gone from 300 bags a week to 500-600. Of course he works 7 days a week. I let him out to roll around the farm every year on MLKs birthday.
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Old 09-25-2013, 03:51 PM   #37
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Can't stand beggars. The last one that asked me for money I beat his ass and took his wallet, left him lying in a pool of blood. After I left I started feeling bad and realized I'd taken out my frustrations from a bad day at work and he was the recipient so I drove around the block and he was just rolling over and staggering to get up with blood running down his face .

I gave him his wallet back and told him I had job opening on my farm. He said he was unable to work because he was a disabled vet. I said get in my truck . We'll put your wheelchair in the back. I took him to the farm and rolled him into my collection room. He turned out to be a real solid worker. I've gone from 300 bags a week to 500-600. Of course he works 7 days a week. I let him out to roll around the farm every year on MLKs birthday.
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Old 09-25-2013, 03:55 PM   #38
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tough shit for them. They can go take a long walk and find a job fertilizing some farmers crops. Saw this shit at a Walmart near Arlington Texas. Dam younger mexican lady standing outside Walmart with a cardboard sign saying need money for 4 kids.
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Old 09-25-2013, 04:06 PM   #39
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I ran into the "HEY MAN, we're broke down here and just need a dollar to get gas to make it to my uncle's place so I can go see my cousin in the hospital can you help us out?" guy at QuikTrip last week. I literally laughed and drove away.
I got one of those in the parking lot of a grocery store a couple of months ago. Young guy and his girlfriend. I rolled my eyes and was like, man, that is the OLDEST one in the book. Try something different.
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Old 09-25-2013, 05:20 PM   #40
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tough shit for them. They can go take a long walk and find a job fertilizing some farmers crops. Saw this shit at a Walmart near Arlington Texas. Dam younger mexican lady standing outside Walmart with a cardboard sign saying need money for 4 kids.
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Old 09-25-2013, 05:37 PM   #41
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tough shit for them. They can go take a long walk and find a job fertilizing some farmers crops. Saw this shit at a Walmart near Arlington Texas. Dam younger mexican lady standing outside Walmart with a cardboard sign saying need money for 4 kids.
I have never understood the holding signs shit. Just say some chick doing it this morning at the edge of a Wal Mart strip mall.

Seriously try to at least scam somebody in a shifty, thought out, way.
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Old 09-25-2013, 05:41 PM   #42
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Old 09-25-2013, 05:42 PM   #43
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Pulling out of Taco Hell the other night, a stumbling drunk blonde staggers across the driveway in front of my truck. Before I could check traffic and pull out, she crossed to my passenger side door and pulled it open like she was going to climb in.

I told her no like I was commanding the dog and she pulled up short. Gave me a look I guess used to be endearing at some time and said I'm hungry. I said "I'm sorry."

She stared at me in confusion for probably 30 seconds while I tried to decide if I needed to shut off the engine and go around and close the door and if some kind of physical altercation would ensue. Would I wind up in jail because my automatic locks weren't quick enough? Then she closed the door and I peeled out of there.

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Old 09-25-2013, 05:44 PM   #45
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I ran into the "HEY MAN, we're broke down here and just need a dollar to get gas to make it to my uncle's place so I can go see my cousin in the hospital can you help us out?" guy at QuikTrip last week. I literally laughed and drove away.
I've had that exact same bullshit story at QT. From a lady that was obviously strung out on crack.
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