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Old 06-22-2018, 09:31 AM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 2 - stumppy versus Chiefs4thewin

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is.



Venue - a pre-school full of children
Starting Distance - 51 feet


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Main Weapon - Crossbow and 6 bolts
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 55 seconds
Special Factors - None


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Main Weapon - Native American bow and 6 arrows
Backup Weapon - 20 sharp small ninja stars

Prep Time - 6 Minutes
Special Factors - None
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Old 06-22-2018, 05:40 PM   #31
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Hmm, I wouldn't have guessed that, but a little googling seems to indicate that early signs of bows and arrows date from 60,000 to 70,000 years ago in South Africa, so you could be on to something.

It looks like humans got north to the Middle East about 100,000 years ago, but perhaps the technology would have spread over thousands of years from a single invention point. And then the Bering Strait migration was only about 15,000 years ago, so they could've brought the technology with them.

It's weird to think that bows and arrows are that old. So when the European settlers were coming to the New World, they were greeted by Indians who were using technology from the Old World.
It's even weirder to think that in the timeline we're talking about, there were multiple species of 'humans' roaming the earth.
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Old 06-22-2018, 07:38 PM   #32
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Crossbows are legit and aren’t as hard to load as you think. Stumpy has this one easy.. sooo much more accurate.
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Old 06-22-2018, 07:40 PM   #33
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Wow. The cross bow guy is losing to the much bow guy because of a bunch of ridiculous hypothetical situations. Crossbows are far superior technology and much more accurate .
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Old 06-22-2018, 07:51 PM   #34
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It's even weirder to think that in the timeline we're talking about, there were multiple species of 'humans' roaming the earth.
I wonder if they had bows and arrows.
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Old 06-22-2018, 08:58 PM   #35
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Stumpy's got this one

Set it up properly and this is a one shot kill...
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Old 06-22-2018, 09:20 PM   #36
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thou there are many types of crossbows if he had a handgun type crossbow he could really take someone out quickly.
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Old 06-23-2018, 01:31 PM   #37
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Wow. The cross bow guy is losing to the much bow guy because of a bunch of ridiculous hypothetical situations. Crossbows are far superior technology and much more accurate .
Crossbows are a step above a regular bow and a step below firearms. Give someone a bow and see how long it takes for them to hit a target. You can nail a target at 25 yards with a crossbow every time.
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Old 06-23-2018, 01:38 PM   #38
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Crossbows are a step above a regular bow and a step below firearms. Give someone a bow and see how long it takes for them to hit a target. You can nail a target at 25 yards with a crossbow every time.
The odds of hitting your target on the first shot with a crossbow is pretty good at that distance.
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Old 06-23-2018, 02:10 PM   #39
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Old 06-23-2018, 03:00 PM   #40
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I wonder if they had bows and arrows.
Hmm, seems we don't know. Apparently wood doesn't preserve too well.

Ok, interesting stuff. I'll stop derailing the thread now.
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Old 06-23-2018, 04:17 PM   #41
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Hmm, seems we don't know. Apparently wood doesn't preserve too well.

Ok, interesting stuff. I'll stop derailing the thread now.
Unless they were horn bows like the ancient Egyptians used. But saying this I dont know how well horn preserves also.

What we know of the ancient horn bows was they were more powerful than anything we can produce now. How they know this is anyone's guess I suppose the length they were shot over distance.
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Old 06-23-2018, 06:01 PM   #42
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LOL a bow fight in a pre school! Sounds like some spoof action flick scene.
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LOL a bow fight in a pre school! Sounds like some spoof action flick scene.
Yeah, there is going to be some collateral damage in this one.
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After a brutal back and forth battle amidst the frightened schoolchildren, chiefs4thewin eventually lands the kill shot with his trusty Mohawk bow.
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Old 06-24-2018, 01:24 PM   #45
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After a brutal back and forth battle amidst the frightened schoolchildren, chiefs4thewin eventually lands the kill shot with his trusty Mohawk bow.
No no no nooooooooo. Robbed I tell ya......robbed.


Also, votes should be public. I got a few bolts left and need some targets.
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