Masturbation Poll

[SomeRandomGirl]

I'm sorry to do this, but I'm truly curious about this. I've wanted to ask this a while, as CP is the biggest group of random guys that I can access, but I didn't want to be that person. And considering I spend more time lurking than posting, this is just a weird thing to post and seems a bit trollish. It is not though. I'm just curious.

I've mentioned before that I participate on a rather large parenting forum. The majority of the posters there are women. I am often amazed at how other women view masturbation in general, and some of the responses that they give concerning their spouses and masturbation bother me.

So I'm curious about masturbation in general; how often you do it (if at all), does your spouse or significant other know or do you hide it? And this poll is open for all to answer, men and women.

I've never made a poll on here, so please bare with me.

Edited to add: By saying your spouse/significant other knows you do it, I mean they know in general that you do it, not that you tell him/her after each time.

[cabletech94]

No GAZ option.

Poll fail.

CP, you are slipping.

[Frosty]

Originally Posted by SomeRandomGirl

Yea, I'm with you guys. I truly believe that most if not all men masturbate daily or at least a few times a week... usually. I'm sure there are odd times in life where things don't happen, but whatever.

A lot of women post about how their husband's "know that I don't approve of that, so they don't do it." And then if you try to call them on it, they will defend their saintly husbands to the death. You just cannot convince them that their husbands are most likely lying to them because they know how much the wives are against it.

I've known women that believe jerking it to porn is a form of cheating since you are deriving pleasure from another woman, even if it's just their image.

[ModSocks]

So we know at least two people are liars.

Somerandomgirl, you can go ahead and throw those two in the first option.

[SPchief]

Originally Posted by AustinChief

I am sooo gonna look up who lied and voted that they don't masturbate!

Do it and post their names so we can ridicule them

[ModSocks]

Originally Posted by Frosty

I've known women that believe jerking it to porn is a form of cheating since you are deriving pleasure from another woman, even if it's just their image.

Yup.

But, imo, the older these chicks get, the less they give a **** if you're wanking it or not.

[luv]

Originally Posted by SomeRandomGirl

Yea, I'm with you guys. I truly believe that most if not all men masturbate daily or at least a few times a week... usually. I'm sure there are odd times in life where things don't happen, but whatever.

A lot of women post about how their husband's "know that I don't approve of that, so they don't do it." And then if you try to call them on it, they will defend their saintly husbands to the death. You just cannot convince them that their husbands are most likely lying to them because they know how much the wives are against it.

Is there something that changes in our brains the minute we say "I do"? I've never been married, and the things that I hear married women say, or the way the guys on here talk about their wives, and I think to myself how nuts they are. Why the **** would you not approve of your husband masturbating? And blow jobs are a whole other story.

[NewChief]

You probably need a "I masturbate daily (or more frequently), but my wife thinks I only masturbate a couple of times a week."

[luv]

If we don't have a spouse/significant other, will voting "other" mar the findings?

[siberian khatru]

[Donger]

Originally Posted by luv

If we don't have a spouse/significant other, will voting "other" mar the findings?

You aren't male.

[SomeRandomGirl]

Sorry for lack of Gaz option. I even told myself to do it, but forgot.

[luv]

Originally Posted by Donger

You aren't male.

She said men and women could vote.

[ModSocks]

Originally Posted by luv

Why the **** would you not approve of your husband masturbating? And blow jobs are a whole other story.

Because some women are insecure creatures, and the thought of their man lusting over another woman freaks them out.

Men are different though. If my wife ever admitted to me that she masturbates, i'd probably be setting up discreet cameras in the room.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by SomeRandomGirl

I even told myself to do it, but forgot.

That happens to me all the time when it comes to masturbation.

[SPATCH]

Originally Posted by siberian khatru

Oh, and if I'm posting on the Planet, it probably means I'm masturbating.

At every moment on the internet, every man is either on his way to or on his way from an internet pornography site.