Chiefsplanet inspired me... - Page 2

Hootie · 04-19-2006, 06:02 PM

to buy a Duke Lacrosse T-Shirt.

I saw someone post something about in a thread the other day, so I looked on ebay, and the shitty shirts were going for 40+

So, today ESPN releases an article that tells you exactly how to buy one, but for only 12.

I can't wait to get my nice, new, large Duke Lacrosse T.

I'm going to pimp it all over town.

Pitt Gorilla · 04-19-2006, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Open a newspaper.

Or google "duke+stripper+rape+lacrosse".

I know a little about the happenings, but I still don't get it. I guess he could put it with his Giddens, Ricky Clemens, Mark Chmura, and Chili Davis-Angels jerseys. It would also look nice next to his OJ mini helmet and Michael Jackson glove.

JBucc · 04-19-2006, 06:24 PM

I am thoroughly convinced that hooker raped those poor Duke Lacrosse boys.

Hootie · 04-19-2006, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

I know a little about the happenings, but I still don't get it. I guess he could put it with his Giddens, Ricky Clemens, Mark Chmura, and Chili Davis-Angels jerseys. It would also look nice next to his OJ mini helmet and Michael Jackson glove.

If it makes you feel better, I never bought a Kobe jersey. In fact, Kobe jerseys became a lot less popular when he allegedly raped a white chick.

Damnit, I must be racist.

**Bwana** · 04-19-2006, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by JBucc

I am thoroughly convinced that hooker raped those poor Duke Lacrosse boys.

I am thoroughly convinced I won't lose any sleep over it either way.

Hootie · 04-19-2006, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

I am thoroughly convinced I won't lose any sleep over it either way.

Haha, I just made this same post in the Harrington thread. Pretty much, anyways.

Hammock Parties · 04-19-2006, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Take out the secretly and you're right on.

When I was at ISU I had to take a mandatory class for all freshmen called Foundation of Inquiry. It was reeruned. I learned that, if a guy has sex with a drunk girl, who at the time is all about it, but then wakes up the next day, regrets it, calls it rape, then it's rape.

So just so we're all straight. Drunk guy. Drunk girl. Consensual sex. Drunk girl wakes up next to drunk guy. Drunk girl gets embarrassed. Drunk girl tells a few friends. A few friends urge her to press charges. Drunk girls does so. Drunk guy goes to jail.

...and the World makes sense!

That class is stupid. Everyone knows you slip out during the night before she wakes up.

Hootie · 04-19-2006, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

That class is stupid. Everyone knows you slip out during the night before she wakes up.

not unless you're looking for sober seconds!

**Rain Man** · 04-19-2006, 06:34 PM

I've told this story before, but many years ago when I was single, I took a course for singles at a local community college. It was called "Communications And Gender" or something like that, but in essence it was designed to be a meat market. While it was marketing genius in theory, it ended up being a group of younger guys and a group of middle-aged battleaxes.

As an exercise, they asked us to describe differences in communications styles between men and women. When called upon, I proposed that women tend to be more "go with the flow" than men and tend to not really say what they really mean sometimes. In my mind, I was envisioning my mother, who would never tell us what kind of appetizer she wanted when the family went to the barbecue restaurant, and then she'd drive us nuts because when the appetizer came, she'd then reveal to us that she really wanted a different appetizer.

So anyway, I say that, and some middle-aged woman pounced on me. "You're saying that women don't say what they really mean?" she accused. Then another woman jumped in. "He thinks 'no' doesn't really mean 'no'." Then the first one said, "So I guess you think it's okay to rape a woman, huh? HUH? HUH? It's okay to rape a woman!"

I didn't score a date from the class, but I did figure out why that group of middle-aged women couldn't get dates.

Hootie · 04-19-2006, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I've told this story before, but many years ago when I was single, I took a course for singles at a local community college. It was called "Communications And Gender" or something like that, but in essence it was designed to be a meat market. While it was marketing genius in theory, it ended up being a group of younger guys and a group of middle-aged battleaxes.

As an exercise, they asked us to describe differences in communications styles between men and women. When called upon, I proposed that women tend to be more "go with the flow" than men and tend to not really say what they really mean sometimes. In my mind, I was envisioning my mother, who would never tell us what kind of appetizer she wanted when the family went to the barbecue restaurant, and then she'd drive us nuts because when the appetizer came, she'd then reveal to us that she really wanted a different appetizer.

So anyway, I say that, and some middle-aged woman pounced on me. "You're saying that woman don't say what they really mean?" she accused. Then another woman jumped in. "He thinks 'no' doesn't really mean 'no'." Then the first one said, "So I guess you think it's okay to rape a woman, huh? HUH? HUH? It's okay to rape a woman!"

I didn't score a date from the class, but I did figure out why that group of middle-aged women couldn't get dates.

I'd probably get my ass kicked if I ever took a class like that. I have the tendency to be pretty 'dry' in that type of setting. I rub a lot of people the wrong way.

I think it's one of my better traits.

**Rain Man** · 04-19-2006, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

I'd probably get my ass kicked if I ever took a class like that. I have the tendency to be pretty 'dry' in that type of setting. I rub a lot of people the wrong way.

I think it's one of my better traits.

Back then, I cowered in terror at those women. Today, I probably would've said something like, "Only in snuff films."

Hootie · 04-20-2006, 01:47 PM

Update: It's backordered =(

burt · 04-20-2006, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

I'd probably get my ass kicked if I ever took a class like that. I have the tendency to be pretty 'dry' in that type of setting. I rub a lot of people the wrong way.

I think it's one of my better traits.

Therefore you converse via BB's.................I like it!

bogie · 04-20-2006, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Update: It's backordered =(

They didn't tell you that when you ordered it?

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