So I Have A Date With Winona Ryder Next Friday -- Should I Wear My Jewelry?

[RINGLEADER]

Just asking.

[RINGLEADER]

I meant to write "should I wear my watch". Now I look ghey.

[dannybcaitlyn]

I think its Wide-ona.

[milkman]

She won't blow your thing if you don't show your bling.

[blueballs]

she doesn't have to sleep with you
to steal your watch

[Skip Towne]

I have a date with Condileeza Rice. What should I do?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

I have a date with Condileeza Rice. What should I do?

Get some eye glasses!

[the Talking Can]

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

I have a date with Condileeza Rice. What should I do?

with that gap in her teeth you won't need your viagra....just wedge it in there and shake for a minute before falling asleep....

[Skip Towne]

Originally Posted by the Talking Can

with that gap in her teeth you won't need your viagra....just wedge it in there and shake for a minute before falling asleep....

[JuicesFlowing]

Originally Posted by blueballs

she doesn't have to sleep with you
to steal your watch

This.

[blueballs]

expose your WMDs

Thank you for supporting your local charities. How long does she have to hang out with you?

[Marty Mac Ver 2.0]

Nice job Ringleader.

[Mr. Laz]

Winona Ryder Birth name Winona Laura Horowitz Nickname Noni Height 5' 4" (1.63 m) Winona Ryder was born Winona Horowitz and named after her the town in which she was born, Winona Minnesota. She grew up in a ranch commune in Northern California where there was no electricity. She is the Goddaughter of Timothy Leary and her parents were friends of Beat poet Allen Ginsberg and once edited a book called "Shaman Woman Mainline Lady" an anthology of writings on the drug experience in literature - this included one piece by Louisa May Alcott. Winona Ryder was later to star as Jo in this author's Little Women (1994). She moved with her parents to Petaluma (near San Francisco) when she was ten and enrolled in acting classes at the American Conservatory Theater. At 13 she had a video audition to the film Desert Bloom (1986), but didn't get the part. Director David Seltzer, however, spotted her and cast her in Lucas (1986). When telephoned to ask how she'd like to have her name appear on the credits, she suggested Ryder as her father's Mitch Ryder album was playing the background. Ryder was selected for the part of Mary Corleone in The Godfather: Part III (1990), but had to drop out of the role after catching the flu from the strain of doing the films Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael (1990) and Mermaids (1990) back to back. She said she didn't want to let everyone down by doing a substandard performance. She later made The Age of Innocence (1993) which was directed by Martin Scorsese, who she believes to be "the best director in the world".

[the Talking Can]

bring lots of pills

she likes pills