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Old 07-26-2013, 08:12 PM  
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If you could pleasure yourself orally, would you?

Was talkin about this at work. If you could blow yourself (or munch yourself - for the ladies), would you do it? Try it? I said no but I didn't rule out maybe special occasions like my birthday or a Chiefs game winning TD.
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Old 07-26-2013, 08:21 PM   #16
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Old 07-26-2013, 08:21 PM   #17
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Pineapple and celery is supposed to help with the taste.
I had a pineapple upside down cake tonight incidentally.
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Old 07-26-2013, 08:22 PM   #18
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Ron Jeremy used to be able to do it. Now, he's so fat that he can't.

As a podcast I listen to once said:

"It can't be that great, because that dude would rather be fat and eat cheeseburgers than blow himself."
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Old 07-26-2013, 08:24 PM   #19
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You can tell it's Friday night on Chiefsplanet by the sexual frustration in posts like this one.
Yeah tell me about it! Nothing more frustrating than being a few inches from being able to kiss the dragon. God has a sick sense of humor, putting it where ya JUST can't get to it. Frustration, heh. You hit the nail on the head sweetheart.
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Old 07-26-2013, 08:25 PM   #20
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Old 07-26-2013, 08:26 PM   #21
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Old 07-26-2013, 08:27 PM   #22
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You know how it feels about 100x better when a girl is stroking your shaft than you doing it yourself?

If you want a 1/100th quality BJ, given by a mouth with no experience, then have at it.
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Old 07-26-2013, 08:28 PM   #23
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food and drink?
It would count as both theoretically right?
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Old 07-26-2013, 08:29 PM   #24
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You know how it feels about 100x better when a girl is stroking your shaft than you doing it yourself?

If you want a 1/100th quality BJ, given by a mouth with no experience, then have at it.
Plus the freshly cracked vertebrae it would take to do it.
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Old 07-26-2013, 08:33 PM   #25
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Old 07-26-2013, 08:34 PM   #26
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Alright how about this. You're starving to death and you need the protein. Would ya? Talk about eating your young.
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Old 07-26-2013, 08:47 PM   #27
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Old 07-26-2013, 08:48 PM   #28
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Alright how about this. You're starving to death and you need the protein. Would ya? Talk about eating your young.
Pretty sure the second law of thermodynamics would render that moot.
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Old 07-26-2013, 08:49 PM   #29
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