Vacation Results - Page 3

Jenny Gump · 07-10-2005, 07:34 PM

Well, I am back. Holy crap, it was glorious. I stayed here http://www.karismahotels.com/azul/ . I highly recommend it to anyone visiting the Cancun area. There are almost daily free shuttles to Cancun for nightlife. But the daytime was spent lazy at the beach at this boutique hotel resort. It's gourmet inclusive with no buffets in sight.

It's right next door to Desire...which is a nudist/swinger type resort. Totally nude beach....very fun. I frequented their beach several times. There was some excellent talent sighted, but no, I didn't take pics. That wouldn't have been too cool, plus I couldn't figure out a way to pull it off....hee hee.

While walking the nude beach topless, this weird Vietnamese guy came running up to me. He told me how he had been snorkeling nearby and heard there was a nude beach so he hiked a mile or so to gawk. What a tool. He kept walking with me....talk about uncomfortable. I finally had to tell him to get away from me. What a stupid fuck.

I highly recommend the Azul. Service was amazing...hats off to Derek (eye candy cabana boy) and Raul at the bar...who kept me very happy. I got completely spoiled. Had a full body 1 hour massage on the beach. The beach butlers bring you refills without you even asking, they bring around fresh fruit, and they even come around to mist your face with cold water and give you a cold towel.

My 35mm pics are prolly gonna be better than the digis, so I will post when I get them ready. We need to plan some kind of planet Cancun thingy. Paradise really. The only thing missing was Pink...and RNF...and Mer....come to think of it, maybe we just need to plan a girls of the Planet Cancun thingy.

07-10-2005, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner 338

That's exactly how a few of my guests described him last night.

j/k I think he was on better behavior than I...for once.

Shocking. I walked outside with a very splendidly presented slaw on my plate - it had every color vegetable in it. It looked absolutely delicious. Ehhh. I told my wife that it looked a LOT better than it tasted and a woman said "I brought that". Heh heh. I looked her in the eye and said, "Well it still looks better than it tastes."

07-10-2005, 08:35 PM

I'm not allowed back into Mexico ever again. I'm boycotting the place.

pink · 07-10-2005, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

Ok damnit....let's work on this. Me and another Planeteer are coming to KC in August. Let's get together and work this Mexican thing out.

Besides, if you have to bring the loud obnoxious dude, we can just prop him up at the bar, with a drink, and be on our merry way.

let us know when you'll be here and we'll do some schemin-er, plannin'...

pink · 07-10-2005, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner 338

That's exactly how a few of my guests described him last night.

j/k I think he was on better behavior than I...for once.

i'm thinking you had too much to drink to notice.

**Nzoner** · 07-10-2005, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by pink

i'm thinking you had too much to drink to notice.

All I know for sure is I woke up this morning on the futon in the gameroom,tv and clothes still on.

chiefs4me · 07-10-2005, 08:52 PM

Ah Jenny...I am so jealous

cute cabana boys and nude beaches....

Jenny Gump · 07-10-2005, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefs4me

Ah Jenny...I am so jealous

cute cabana boys and nude beaches....

It was a good time. Did I mention the Tequila bar? Good times. Can't wait to go back.

4th and Long · 07-10-2005, 08:59 PM

What did that trip run you Jen? I'm looking to take a vacation in the near future.

**Rain Man** · 07-10-2005, 09:01 PM

I used to think that those movies where guys disguised themselves as women were kind of hokey, but now I'm starting to realize that they do have an element of genius about them.

Jenny Gump · 07-10-2005, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

What did that trip run you Jen? I'm looking to take a vacation in the near future.

It was right at $1500 per person. Well worth it. Be careful where you stay in Cancun though. I recommend Playa Del Carmen. Its just as beautiful as Cancun, but without the "college" atmosphere.

4th and Long · 07-10-2005, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

It was right at $1500 per person. Well worth it. Be careful where you stay in Cancun though. I recommend Playa Del Carmen. Its just as beautiful as Cancun, but without the "college" atmosphere.

Thanks so much for the info. Much appreciated.

Joe Seahawk · 07-10-2005, 11:15 PM

I was just there in may, we stayed at the Paradisus riviera.. I believe it's just a bit south of where you stayed..

Cant go wrong on the mayan riviera.. Welcome back..

elvomito · 07-10-2005, 11:26 PM

i can get a serious discount on that place, "Azul Hotel and Beach Resort."
If any of you want to go there i'll be more than happy to make the call.

Logical · 07-11-2005, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Give skip a break. Do you know how hard it is to puree a burrito?

chief husker · 07-11-2005, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe Seahawk

I was just there in may, we stayed at the Paradisus riviera.. I believe it's just a bit south of where you stayed..

Cant go wrong on the mayan riviera.. Welcome back..

Go to the Riviera Maya. You'll never go to Cancun again. Mrs Husker and I were just in Cancun again on a business thing, I can't wait to go back south of Cancun. Everything Cancun has, except the violence, 15 year old kids, and the filth. Oh, and the beaches and the reefs are much better. Glad you had a good time.

They never take us -----------Husker's dogs

07-10-2005, 07:34 PM
Jenny Gump Feloniously Restrained Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: MO Casino cash: $10004900	Vacation Results Well, I am back. Holy crap, it was glorious. I stayed here http://www.karismahotels.com/azul/ . I highly recommend it to anyone visiting the Cancun area. There are almost daily free shuttles to Cancun for nightlife. But the daytime was spent lazy at the beach at this boutique hotel resort. It's gourmet inclusive with no buffets in sight. It's right next door to Desire...which is a nudist/swinger type resort. Totally nude beach....very fun. I frequented their beach several times. There was some excellent talent sighted, but no, I didn't take pics. That wouldn't have been too cool, plus I couldn't figure out a way to pull it off....hee hee. While walking the nude beach topless, this weird Vietnamese guy came running up to me. He told me how he had been snorkeling nearby and heard there was a nude beach so he hiked a mile or so to gawk. What a tool. He kept walking with me....talk about uncomfortable. I finally had to tell him to get away from me. What a stupid fuck. I highly recommend the Azul. Service was amazing...hats off to Derek (eye candy cabana boy) and Raul at the bar...who kept me very happy. I got completely spoiled. Had a full body 1 hour massage on the beach. The beach butlers bring you refills without you even asking, they bring around fresh fruit, and they even come around to mist your face with cold water and give you a cold towel. My 35mm pics are prolly gonna be better than the digis, so I will post when I get them ready. We need to plan some kind of planet Cancun thingy. Paradise really. The only thing missing was Pink...and RNF...and Mer....come to think of it, maybe we just need to plan a girls of the Planet Cancun thingy.
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07-10-2005, 08:35 PM	#32
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	I'm not allowed back into Mexico ever again. I'm boycotting the place.
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07-10-2005, 08:52 PM	#36
chiefs4me Whatever.. Join Date: Sep 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	Ah Jenny...I am so jealous cute cabana boys and nude beaches....
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07-10-2005, 08:59 PM	#38
4th and Long Wheeeeee!!! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In a house Casino cash: $9414925	What did that trip run you Jen? I'm looking to take a vacation in the near future. __________________
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07-10-2005, 09:01 PM	#39
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3438491 VARSITY	I used to think that those movies where guys disguised themselves as women were kind of hokey, but now I'm starting to realize that they do have an element of genius about them. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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07-10-2005, 11:15 PM	#42
Joe Seahawk This place entertains.. Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Seattle Casino cash: $6834435	I was just there in may, we stayed at the Paradisus riviera.. I believe it's just a bit south of where you stayed.. Cant go wrong on the mayan riviera.. Welcome back..
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07-10-2005, 11:26 PM	#43
elvomito ☻☺ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: ♠█♠ Casino cash: $10004900	i can get a serious discount on that place, "Azul Hotel and Beach Resort." If any of you want to go there i'll be more than happy to make the call.
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