Poop Larry Johnson: Kansas City hates me so much, I can’t get a fair jury - Page 7

Kerberos · 07:20 PM

Sorry if repost as I didn't see it in the first 4 pages.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...t-a-fair-jury/

Former Chiefs running back Larry Johnson is being sued in Kansas City by a woman who says he spat on her in a bar. But Johnson says he needs to move the trial out of Kansas City because it would be impossible to find 12 people there who don’t despise him.

Johnson’s lawyer, Jack T. Bangert, told a judge Wednesday that folks in Kansas City hate his client with such a passion that he could never get a trial in front of an impartial jury there.

“If we can’t get a change of venue in this case, it is insurmountable,” Bangert said. “We want to go anywhere but here.”

Bangert showed the judge newspaper articles, web posts and affidavits from two talk-show hosts, all attesting to how much Chiefs fans hate Johnson.

However, the plaintiff’s lawyer says those concerns are overblown, and that Johnson isn’t as famous (or infamous) in Kansas City as he thinks he is.

“We all know people in Kansas City who are not Chiefs fans who have never heard of Larry Johnson,” lawyer Charles Speer said.

The judge will rule later on whether Johnson is really so despised in Kansas City that the case has to be moved elsewhere.

King_Chief_Fan · 04-01-2011, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

I think when you head over to do your dailey "LJ gratification / knee pad shuffle," you should hand him a printed copy in a nice new binder!

They need to see those 45K posts of GoChiefs loving him some Larry Johnson

Kerberos · 04-01-2011, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by King_Chief_Fan

They need to see those 45K posts of GoChiefs loving him some Larry Johnson

If only they could move the trial to TX Clayton would line up to be on the jury.

Huffman83 · 04-01-2011, 05:10 PM

I actually have jury duty next week. I can't decide what I'd go for if I were on a jury for the said case.

Which is worse? Larry Johnson having a bunch of money or some bar skank w/ his money?

**pr_capone** · 04-01-2011, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Huffman83

I actually have jury duty next week. I can't decide what I'd go for if I were on a jury for the said case.

Which is worse? Larry Johnson having a bunch of money or some bar skank w/ his money?

Give the money to the skank. He ****ed hundreds of thousands of fans and anything that expedites his going broke and living under a bridge.

KCbroncoHATER · 04-01-2011, 09:53 PM

Bigger chance of that happening to a chefs fan than LJ.

Just sayin'.

Reerun_KC · 04-01-2011, 10:54 PM

KCLFellater is Claython/GoChiefs...

They are one in the same...

KCbroncoHATER · 04-02-2011, 08:55 AM

No I am not.

Get a life.

**Rausch** · 04-02-2011, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by pr_capone

Give the money to the skank. He ****ed hundreds of thousands of fans and anything that expedites his going broke and living under a bridge.

This...

PunkinDrublic · 04-02-2011, 10:41 AM

Is Larry speaking from a time capsule from 2008? Because most people have moved on from his irrelevant ass. Maybe he can parlay this into an arena league tryout. Him and Maurice Clarett would make for a deadly tandem of has beens.

Kerberos · 04-02-2011, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by PunkinDrublic

Is Larry speaking from a time capsule from 2008? Because most people have moved on from his irrelevant ass. Maybe he can parlay this into an arena league tryout. Him and Maurice Clarett would make for a deadly tandem of has beens.

When LJ was running Angry/MAD he was a BEAST. He was tearing it up looking for a his "Payday"

When that happened that is when he became irrelevant.

Once again we can blame Carl. Dammit Carl

PunkinDrublic · 04-02-2011, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Kerberos

When LJ was running Angry/MAD he was a BEAST. He was tearing it up looking for a his "Payday"

When that happened that is when he became irrelevant.

Once again we can blame Carl. Dammit Carl

LJ deserved a big payday, however Jared Allen was considered troubled.

Kerberos · 04-02-2011, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by PunkinDrublic

LJ deserved a big payday, however Jared Allen was considered troubled.

Oh the Irony.

Valiant · 04-02-2011, 02:58 PM

That is a perfect name for him, mods keep it that way.. Not like the guy is actually a Chiefs fan, just a ballwasher of a used up RB that no one wants..

KCbroncoHATER · 04-02-2011, 06:51 PM

That's bullshit, I went to 4 games this year and I live in Dallas so don't give me that crap.

I have been to over 300 games at Arrowhead.

I am a season ticket holder.

I am not a weak minded sheep that goes along just to get along.

Change my fken name back you asshat!

**Bugeater** · 04-02-2011, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by blaise

This is all an act, right? I mean, you're not actually this dumb are you?

Unfortunately, he is this dumb, and he inhabits the same state as you.

03-31-2011, 08:06 AM
Kerberos Chiefs Baby Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Henderson, NV Casino cash: $10000632	Larry Johnson settles drink-spitting suit for $100,000 Sorry if repost as I didn't see it in the first 4 pages. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...t-a-fair-jury/ Former Chiefs running back Larry Johnson is being sued in Kansas City by a woman who says he spat on her in a bar. But Johnson says he needs to move the trial out of Kansas City because it would be impossible to find 12 people there who don’t despise him. Johnson’s lawyer, Jack T. Bangert, told a judge Wednesday that folks in Kansas City hate his client with such a passion that he could never get a trial in front of an impartial jury there. “If we can’t get a change of venue in this case, it is insurmountable,” Bangert said. “We want to go anywhere but here.” Bangert showed the judge newspaper articles, web posts and affidavits from two talk-show hosts, all attesting to how much Chiefs fans hate Johnson. However, the plaintiff’s lawyer says those concerns are overblown, and that Johnson isn’t as famous (or infamous) in Kansas City as he thinks he is. “We all know people in Kansas City who are not Chiefs fans who have never heard of Larry Johnson,” lawyer Charles Speer said. The judge will rule later on whether Johnson is really so despised in Kansas City that the case has to be moved elsewhere. Last edited by Kerberos; 04-15-2011 at 07:20 PM..
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04-01-2011, 05:10 PM	#93
Huffman83 Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Casino cash: $10008077	I actually have jury duty next week. I can't decide what I'd go for if I were on a jury for the said case. Which is worse? Larry Johnson having a bunch of money or some bar skank w/ his money?
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KCbroncoHATER KCBH Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Lee's Summit, Missiouri Casino cash: $9984900	Bigger chance of that happening to a chefs fan than LJ. Just sayin'.
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04-02-2011, 08:55 AM	#97
KCbroncoHATER KCBH Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Lee's Summit, Missiouri Casino cash: $9984900	No I am not. Get a life.
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PunkinDrublic Stay down bitch! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Plano, TX Casino cash: $6480670	Is Larry speaking from a time capsule from 2008? Because most people have moved on from his irrelevant ass. Maybe he can parlay this into an arena league tryout. Him and Maurice Clarett would make for a deadly tandem of has beens. __________________ Disappointing my parents since 1976
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Valiant Valiant 'The Thread Killer' Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Kansas City Casino cash: $6472380	That is a perfect name for him, mods keep it that way.. Not like the guy is actually a Chiefs fan, just a ballwasher of a used up RB that no one wants..
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04-02-2011, 06:51 PM	#104
KCbroncoHATER KCBH Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Lee's Summit, Missiouri Casino cash: $9984900	That's bullshit, I went to 4 games this year and I live in Dallas so don't give me that crap. I have been to over 300 games at Arrowhead. I am a season ticket holder. I am not a weak minded sheep that goes along just to get along. Change my fken name back you asshat!
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