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Old 04-03-2013, 11:08 AM  
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My Siberian husky got loose and killed a chicken

What a wild phone call I got. I send her to doggy daycare out in the country and she jumped over the lady and her fence and killed the neighbors chicken. What are your guy's crazy dog story
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Old 04-03-2013, 11:25 AM   #16
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Old 04-03-2013, 11:26 AM   #17
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My German Shepherd finally caught this cottontail that's been bugging him for months.

Oh, and it was this past Sunday. Easter Sunday.

My dog killed the Easter Bunny. Sorry, kids.
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Old 04-03-2013, 11:31 AM   #18
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There's a big 19th-century house across the street from my house that is now apartments. It's a tall three stories, kind of a mini-mansion.

Many years ago we had adopted a cat from the alley (kind of - long story), and he liked to prowl. So one evening my wife and I were having dinner on our front porch, and I looked across the street, and our cat was up on the roof of this house just wandering around. It was really kind of funny that he'd made it up there because it's a long way off the ground.

I went over to figure out how to get him down, and it turns out that the house had a three-story fire escape in the alley. Our cat had a fascination with stairs and ladders, and would always climb them if he saw them. In fact, if we were painting a room we had to set the ladder on its side during breaks or he would climb up it and get stuck. So our cat had found the fire escape and climbed up all three flights and then somehow jumped from the top to the roof.

And then he killed a chicken.
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Old 04-03-2013, 11:34 AM   #19
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Growing up, my mom raised Siberian huskies. They are a beautiful dog, but they do like to get loose and kill chickens. One of my mom's got loose once and killed my neighbors goose. There was blood everywhere.
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Old 04-03-2013, 11:37 AM   #20
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Old 04-03-2013, 11:38 AM   #21
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I don't see the purpose of owning a breed that is capable of killing. It's just a bunch of thugs who own them that think owning one makes them tough.
All dogs are capable of killing.
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Old 04-03-2013, 11:43 AM   #22
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I don't see the purpose of owning a breed that is capable of killing. It's just a bunch of thugs who own them that think owning one makes them tough.
dude my little terrier killed a fly the other day
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Old 04-03-2013, 11:44 AM   #23
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dude my little terrier killed a fly the other day
That was my fly. He was a beautiful fly with such life, and was taken from us entirely too early.

I trusted your terrier. I guess that's where I went wrong. Ban terriers.
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Old 04-03-2013, 11:48 AM   #24
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Old 04-03-2013, 11:52 AM   #26
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Chickens are a huge PIA.

My mom had a German Shepherd (that unfortunately she had to put down) that killed a coyote. He was walking along with Dad through a cornfield and took off a few rows over and then the racket started. Dad didn't know what to expect when he walked out there, and that big bastard had killed a coyote.
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That was my fly. He was a beautiful fly with such life, and was taken from us entirely too early.

I trusted your terrier. I guess that's where I went wrong. Ban terriers.
no, only ban assault terriers
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id give her a treat for killing the chicken. make some chicken soup for dinner. give her some. good doggy!
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Chickens are a huge PIA.

My mom had a German Shepherd (that unfortunately she had to put down) that killed a coyote. He was walking along with Dad through a cornfield and took off a few rows over and then the racket started. Dad didn't know what to expect when he walked out there, and that big bastard had killed a coyote.
Yeah man.

German Shepards will kill Coyote's 99 times out of 100 unless the pack is around to help out. They're twice their size!

I once had a Collie (like lassie).. He took out a pittbull and a rotweiler on separate occasions. That pit went after his legs over and over and he just kept jumping out of the way. When he went after my dog's neck he just got a mouthful of fur. Then he countered by slashing the pit's back with his front canines and blood just started pouring. By the time it was over our dog, who was 80% white, was all red and not bleeding a bit himself.

It was the only time he fought that there was a lot of blood. Usually he'd just kind of wrestle the other dog to submission and force the proverbial tap-out with the throat-lock... but this time it was a mess.
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Old 04-03-2013, 12:04 PM   #30
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id give her a treat for killing the chicken. make some chicken soup for dinner. give her some. good doggy!
The lady was freaking out I'm thinking well ya dumb twat keep ahold of her she's not a giant German Shepard or mastiff she's a 50 lb husky
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