News Red Haired Man-Eating Giants Discovered!

RINGLEADER · 12-23-2010, 01:10 AM

(CHICAGO ) - The Paiutes, a Native-American tribe indigenous to parts of Nevada, Utah and Arizona, told early white settlers about their ancestors' battles with a ferocious race of white, red-haired giants. According to the Paiutes, the giants were already living in the area.

Roaming, man-eating giants

The Paiutes named the giants Si-Te-Cah that literally means “tule-eaters.” The tule is a fibrous water plant the giants wove into rafts to escape the Paiutes continuous attacks.

They used the rafts to navigate across what remained of Lake Lahontan.

Giants roamed the Earth

According to the Paiutes, the red-haired giants stood as tall as 12-feet and were a vicious, unapproachable people that killed and ate captured Paiutes as food.

The legend

The Paiutes told the early settlers that after many years of warfare, all the tribes in the area finally joined together to rid themselves of the giants.

One day as they chased down the few remaining red-haired enemy, the fleeing giants took refuge in a cave. The tribal warriors demanded their enemy come out and fight, but the giants steadfastly refused to leave their sanctuary.

Frustrated at not defeating their enemy with honor, the tribal chiefs had warriors fill the entrance to the cavern with brush and then set it on fire in a bid to force the giants out of the cave.

The few that did emerge were instantly slain with volleys of arrows. The giants that remained inside the cavern were asphyxiated.

Later, an earthquake rocked the region and the cave entrance collapsed leaving only enough room for bats to enter it and make it their home.

Cave of the Nevadan man-eating giants

The find

Hundreds of years later archaeologists explored the cavern near Lovelock, Nevada--the cave the Indians had described.

What the scientific researchers found was staggering: over 10,000 artifacts were unearthed including the mummified remains of two red-haired giants—one, a female 6.5-feet tall, the other male, over 8-feet tall.

Many of the artifacts (but not the giants) can be viewed at the small natural history museum located in Winnemucca, Nevada.

A giant red-haired mummy from Nevada

Confirmation of the myth

As the excavation of the cave progressed, the archaeologists came to the inescapable conclusion that the Paiutes myth was no myth; it was true.

What led them to this realization was the discovery of many broken arrows that had been shot into the cave and a dark layer of burned material under sections of the overlaying guano.

Among the thousands of artifacts recovered from this site of an unknown people is what some scientists are convinced is a calendar: a donut-shaped stone with exactly 365 notches carved along its outside rim and 52 corresponding notches along the inside.

But that was not to be the final chapter of red-haired giants in Nevada.

In February and June of 1931, two very large skeletons were found in the Humboldt dry lake bed near Lovelock, Nevada.

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**Rain Man** · 12-23-2010, 01:18 AM

I had no idea that violent red-haired giants once roamed Nevada.

KurtCobain · 12-23-2010, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I had no idea that violent red-haired giants once roamed Nevada.

I had a hunch, that's all though.

splatbass · 12-23-2010, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I had no idea that violent red-haired giants once roamed Nevada.

This one has been spotted in Los Angeles:

Zaiko · 12-23-2010, 01:53 AM

I think this is bullshit. There's practically no evidence for anything this guy wrote in relation to the sizes of the people.

Also, 52 week year? Position of the corpses?

**kysirsoze** · 12-23-2010, 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I had no idea that violent red-haired giants once roamed Nevada.

KurtCobain · 12-23-2010, 02:56 AM

**kysirsoze** · 12-23-2010, 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by KurtCobain

Did they even have deep fryers back then?

**bevischief** · 12-23-2010, 07:39 AM

Hammock Parties · 12-23-2010, 07:41 AM

More proof for the existence of extraterrestrials.

**Bwana** · 12-23-2010, 08:17 AM

Alriiiiiiiighty then.

Stanley Nickels · 12-23-2010, 08:22 AM

This guy writes National Enquirer-level fiction. Untrue and stupid.

**Rausch** · 12-23-2010, 08:28 AM

Shouldn't really be a shocker.

We've found really small people on remote islands, Neanderthals, cromags, etc.

Americans (native and otherwise - kicking giant ginger ass) **** YEAH!1!...

Otter · 12-23-2010, 08:38 AM

fee, fi, fo, fum...

someone rhyme that up

**Iowanian** · 12-23-2010, 09:10 AM

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