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I will never watch porn, it is disgusting, degrading and nothing needs to happen or not happen to where I'd actually watch it. | 2 | 6.25% | |
I've covertly did the PB & Dog trick ever since 2007 when Claynus unveiled that idea to CP! | 0 | 0% | |
After the wife goes to sleep, it's common that the sex stops after marriage ya know? | 12 | 37.50% | |
I'm asexual, simple as that, ever do anything productive such as cook or excercise, punk!?!? | 2 | 6.25% | |
I'm not sure I know what it is, though I hear the word porn all of the time. still not sure what you mean... | 2 | 6.25% | |
I'm single and if i come home sloppy drunk without any trim for the night, I'll immediately fire up the laptop and grab a sock! | 4 | 12.50% | |
I don't own a computer nor a DVD player. | 6 | 18.75% | |
Gaz owned New Wave Hookers in 1982 | 4 | 12.50% | |
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12-19-2013, 10:26 AM | #31 |
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12-19-2013, 11:26 AM | #35 |
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12-19-2013, 11:31 AM | #36 | ||
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Porn/madder-bation isn't an either/or kind of thing.
Men do it. If I were married to Jennifer Connelly I'd hammer that until I had to call a nurse for help. After the nurse got me in the shower I'd spank it to Salma Hayek...
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12-19-2013, 11:38 AM | #37 | |
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12-19-2013, 11:51 AM | #39 | |
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12-19-2013, 12:00 PM | #40 |
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12-19-2013, 12:02 PM | #41 |
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I usually have porn and Chainsaw running side by side while I do chores around the house.
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12-19-2013, 12:04 PM | #42 |
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Who watches porn on DVD's? Probably if you are 35+ I guess.
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12-19-2013, 12:11 PM | #43 |
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If I wake up between 2-4 am to take a piss, I turn on the TV and there is always good softcore porn on Cinemax that I can utilize to help fall back to sleep after a good wank.
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12-19-2013, 12:14 PM | #44 |
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12-19-2013, 12:39 PM | #45 |
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