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Old 07-04-2011, 06:03 PM  
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Gladiator Round 1, Match 15: otter vs. pawnmower
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Civil War gatling gun with 50 bullets

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Prep time: 74 seconds



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Old 07-04-2011, 06:06 PM   #2
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With no cover, pawnmower is screwed.

Especially since he's more likely to shoot first. Once he's shot six arrows he's dead.
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Old 07-04-2011, 06:07 PM   #3
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Old 07-04-2011, 06:25 PM   #4
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Unless Otter has the accuracy of Matt Cassel, then Pawnmower is screwed. Maybe that's why Pawn likes him so much
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Old 07-04-2011, 06:34 PM   #5
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Old 07-04-2011, 06:37 PM   #6
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Old 07-04-2011, 06:37 PM   #7
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Unless otter can win this match after trailing by two touchdowns in the fourth quarter when the running game has been shut down, I still think he's a piece of shit gladiator.
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Old 07-04-2011, 06:48 PM   #8
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Not so fast. Anyone know the effective distance of a longbow? And is it day or night? They're almost a mile apart, so there's plenty of time for sneaking up on someone in the dark.
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Old 07-04-2011, 06:51 PM   #9
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Not so fast. Anyone know the effective distance of a longbow? And is it day or night? They're almost a mile apart, so there's plenty of time for sneaking up on someone in the dark.
Doesn't matter. No one on Chiefsplanet can shoot an english longbow with accuracy, especially against a moving target.
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Old 07-04-2011, 06:53 PM   #10
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Doesn't matter. No one on Chiefsplanet can shoot an english longbow with accuracy, especially against a moving target.
How fast is Otter gonna drag a gatling gun around?
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Old 07-04-2011, 06:55 PM   #11
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How fast is Otter gonna drag a gatling gun around?
Doesn't have to drag the gun around. Can just leave it stationery.

Pawnmower doesn't have a knife, so if Otter can dodge a few arrows, he's sit to make a kill
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Old 07-04-2011, 06:55 PM   #12
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Jeez, why not give pawn a tree branch and some pea-gravel?

Winner:

Otter.

Plus, Otter is a north country hunter anyway.

Sorry Pawn; you get pwned.
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Old 07-04-2011, 07:04 PM   #13
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You would have a chance if we weren't desert terrain Pawnmower. I'm sorry, I shall kill you quickly and tell your family like died like a hero.
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Old 07-04-2011, 07:07 PM   #14
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How fast is Otter gonna drag a gatling gun around?
Doesn't matter. I'm willing to bet no one on Chiefsplanet could hit a target with an english longbow from any further than 20 feet.
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Old 07-04-2011, 07:13 PM   #15
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With no cover, pawnmower is screwed.

Especially since he's more likely to shoot first. Once he's shot six arrows he's dead.
Hell no, it would take all of 10 steps to move out of the the guns path. He can hand crank the thing and turn it. I think pawnmower darts around then spikes otter in the noggin.
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