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Old 03-18-2013, 11:56 PM  
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****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


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Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


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Old 12-06-2013, 08:36 PM   #4636
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Auburn has given coach Guz Malzahn a 6-year extension, w/ $3.85 million per year in a contract that goes up $250,000 each year.
That will look dumb after tomorrow
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Old 12-06-2013, 08:39 PM   #4637
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Auburn has given coach Guz Malzahn a 6-year extension, w/ $3.85 million per year in a contract that goes up $250,000 each year.
Sumlin was given an extension right before we stomped the Aggies. I sense a pattern here.
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Old 12-06-2013, 08:43 PM   #4638
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I will be interested to see if the refs allow us to get a fair shake at the title without blatantly interfering with the game

seemed like our first year we never got the benefit of any calls
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Old 12-06-2013, 08:58 PM   #4639
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I will be interested to see if the refs allow us to get a fair shake at the title without blatantly interfering with the game

seemed like our first year we never got the benefit of any calls
That open letter to Mizzou by a Bama fan says we won't. He says certain officials went into reffing specifically to help out Auburn. I thought that was funny.
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Old 12-06-2013, 09:02 PM   #4640
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IMO if we start boat racing them early they will throw a flag to prevent us from going up 3 scores like the Vandy and Ole miss games, remember that?
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Old 12-06-2013, 09:02 PM   #4641
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That open letter to Mizzou by a Bama fan says we won't. He says certain officials went into reffing specifically to help out Auburn. I thought that was funny.
I missed that one. I must use the power of google to find it

http://www.rockmnation.com/2013/12/1...-mizzou-nation
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Old 12-06-2013, 09:02 PM   #4642
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I can't wait for this game. After watching Auburn rush for a metric ton against Bama I'm really worried Mizzou won't be able to stop them at all. I think Missouri's offense is a lot more dynamic though. They need to score early and often.

Rooting for the Tigers all the way. I'd love to see the lowly team from the Podunk 12 WIN THE SEC.
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Old 12-06-2013, 09:06 PM   #4643
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I missed that one. I must use the power of google to find it

http://www.rockmnation.com/2013/12/1...-mizzou-nation
found
Thanks, here's the quote:

"Now as far as the refs just expect some bad calls which will go against you. First off you guys are the new guys on the block so you know you ain’t getting anything handed to you. But beyond that a lot of the SEC refs have a great uncle or 2nd cousin who once played for Auburn. That won’t show up in their bios, but just count on it. Many of them went into officiating just to help AU. Again that doesn’t mean they can’t be beat. Just don’t be surprised at phantom holding calls at a crucial point or even worse a no call when AU has broken some rule. (And whatever you do, do not even blink when lining up for a FG."
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Old 12-06-2013, 09:09 PM   #4644
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Thanks, here's the quote:

"Now as far as the refs just expect some bad calls which will go against you. First off you guys are the new guys on the block so you know you ain’t getting anything handed to you. But beyond that a lot of the SEC refs have a great uncle or 2nd cousin who once played for Auburn. That won’t show up in their bios, but just count on it. Many of them went into officiating just to help AU. Again that doesn’t mean they can’t be beat. Just don’t be surprised at phantom holding calls at a crucial point or even worse a no call when AU has broken some rule. (And whatever you do, do not even blink when lining up for a FG."
WOW LOL
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Old 12-06-2013, 09:13 PM   #4645
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Thanks, here's the quote:

"Now as far as the refs just expect some bad calls which will go against you. First off you guys are the new guys on the block so you know you ain’t getting anything handed to you. But beyond that a lot of the SEC refs have a great uncle or 2nd cousin who once played for Auburn. That won’t show up in their bios, but just count on it. Many of them went into officiating just to help AU. Again that doesn’t mean they can’t be beat. Just don’t be surprised at phantom holding calls at a crucial point or even worse a no call when AU has broken some rule. (And whatever you do, do not even blink when lining up for a FG."


like we are gonna try to kick a field goal

but seriously that letter was awesome

great read, thanks for that. made my night. I must be crazy because I was not impressed with auburn. I think they should have lost their last 2 games. I will be surprised if we don't win tomorrow. I guess I could be way off.



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As a Missouri fan it's hard to expect to win this game, but we get a shot at them. It's hard to figure out how we will stop them on the ground, but nobody expected us to be here in the first place. I've no idea what to expect. A shootout? A drubbing? Shocking the world?
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I miss those awesome "stealth" uniforms they wore for the last KU game (I think). Those were ****ing awesome. IF MU somehow makes it into the championship game I hope Nike gives them something beautiful like that. As sad as it is, some recruits are swayed by a great looking uniform.

Just watch that video of Ohio Bobcats unveiling their new uniforms to the players. Nuts.

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2002 called, it wants its uniform fad back..
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Old 12-06-2013, 09:20 PM   #4648
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I must be crazy because I was not impressed with auburn.
They rushed for just shy of 300 yards last week.

Against Alabama.

I think Mizzou can win. I hope they win. But saying Auburn isn't impressive is a bit over zealous.
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As a Missouri fan it's hard to expect to win this game, but we get a shot at them. It's hard to figure out how we will stop them on the ground, but nobody expected us to be here in the first place. I've no idea what to expect. A shootout? A drubbing? Shocking the world?
I don't think a Mizzou win would be a shock at all. Seems like a pretty even matchup to me.
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