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Old 03-18-2013, 11:56 PM  
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****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


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Old 11-23-2013, 10:12 PM   #3616
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Would love to beat A&M next week. But we could make it to the sec championship without the win. Clemson beats SC next week and we're in regardless
Um, no.
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Old 11-23-2013, 10:14 PM   #3617
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Would love to beat A&M next week. But we could make it to the sec championship without the win. Clemson beats SC next week and we're in regardless
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Old 11-23-2013, 10:14 PM   #3618
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Would love to beat A&M next week. But we could make it to the sec championship without the win. Clemson beats SC next week and we're in regardless
Huh? Clemson is not in the SEC.
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Old 11-23-2013, 10:16 PM   #3619
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10-1......would be fun to go back in this thread and see all of our predictions for this team before the season began.

I doubt any of us would have come close to predicting this record.
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Old 11-23-2013, 10:19 PM   #3620
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I know the season just began but you have to admit we already know this will be a long year, the D just looks too awful.
Had to bring this one up from Page 22.....
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Old 11-23-2013, 10:20 PM   #3621
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Had to bring this one up from Page 22.....
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Old 11-23-2013, 10:22 PM   #3622
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It's a good night. Don't be Zach.
Just wanted to bring up a couple to remind us all how negative we were when this season started.

More to make us chuckle at ourselves than to slap it in everyone's face.

You have to admit we were all pretty negative at the first of the year.
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Old 11-23-2013, 10:24 PM   #3623
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Uhhhh.....no.

Clemson is a non-conference game.
Crap. That's right. I forgot that part. Lol
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Old 11-23-2013, 10:29 PM   #3624
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2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.
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Old 11-23-2013, 10:31 PM   #3625
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WOW.....that player in the Baylor-OSU game looks lifeless.
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Old 11-23-2013, 10:38 PM   #3626
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Feels good, boys. Watched this one at Lew's in KC.

Was all good after that sissy soccer game ended and they switched the audio to Mizzou.
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Old 11-23-2013, 10:40 PM   #3627
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I do believe that Baylor and Oregon are going to fall horribly in the polls.
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Old 11-23-2013, 10:41 PM   #3628
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Feels good, boys. Watched this one at Lew's in KC.

Was all good after that sissy soccer game ended and they switched the audio to Mizzou.
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Old 11-23-2013, 10:42 PM   #3629
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I do believe that Baylor and Oregon are going to fall horribly in the polls.
Baylor might not, but stick a fork in Oregon.
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Old 11-23-2013, 10:43 PM   #3630
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10-1......would be fun to go back in this thread and see all of our predictions for this team before the season began.

I doubt any of us would have come close to predicting this record.
Yep. There are very few people on this board or in the entire Mizzou Internet world that would admit they were completely wrong

I was one of the guys that thought Pinkel should be canned. Thought he was past his prime and our assistants did not have the chops to recruit against the
SEC.

What an outstanding season, and it couldn't have come at a better time.
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