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Old 04-09-2013, 10:27 AM  
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Man buys dogs that turn out to be rodents
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Man gets shock of his life when he buys two toy poodles for $150 only to be told by a vet that they are actually GIANT RODENTS pumped up with steroids to look like dogs
By JAMES NYE
PUBLISHED: 08:44 EST, 7 April 2013 | UPDATED: 03:34 EST, 8 April 2013
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Gullible bargain hunters at Argentina's largest bazaar are forking out hundreds of dollars for what they think are gorgeous toy poodles, only to discover that their cute pooch is in fact a ferret pumped up on steroids.

One retired man from Catamarca, duped by the knock-down price for a pedigree dog, became suspicious he had bought what Argentinians call a 'Brazilian rat' and when he returned home took the 'dogs' to a vet for their vaccinations.

Imagine his surprise when his suspicious were confirmed - he had in fact purchased two ferrets that had been given steroids at birth to increase their size and then had some extra grooming to make their coats resemble a fluffy toy poodle.
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Old 04-09-2013, 03:48 PM   #31
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Old 04-09-2013, 03:48 PM   #32
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I'm pretty sure I've never met anyone who has eaten guinea pig. I bet if we polled it that most of cp would agree.
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The comments are hilarious. It's no different than eating rabbit.

Edit: I haven't met this person. I was on a forum a while back with a lady that ate a guinea pig but I couldn't find her pictures so went with a random video instead.
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Old 04-09-2013, 03:50 PM   #33
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That being said. I worked with a redneck ****er that had eaten possum and squirrels.
I've had squirrel before.

It was a long time ago though, and my goofy redneck dad cooked a bunch of them for dinner.
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Old 04-09-2013, 03:51 PM   #34
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The comments are hilarious. It's no different than eating rabbit.
Would do, especially after the tongue went to work.

And she appears to be fond of trolling sensitive animal folks, so she has that going for her as well.
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Old 04-09-2013, 03:54 PM   #35
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Kind of just punishment for wanting a ****ing poodle in the first place.
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That being said. I worked with a redneck ****er that had eaten possum and squirrels.
Well too be honest the level of redneckness here depends upon HOW he ate the game. Hey I've known people that pretty much eat anything they kill, which is more respectful to the environment if you hunt.

Now the redneck on a whole different level is the one that eats the possum/squirrel straight from the highway.....
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