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Old 12-29-2012, 02:43 PM  
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WTF ... The dreaded Sneeze/Shart
Holiday inevitably leads to catching a cold from being around all the extra people.

I've been coming down with the sniffles and sneezing a lot.

I'm sitting on the side of my bed and feel the sneeze coming. At this point, sneezing feels good so i let it come.

ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo .... let a huge sneeze fly


I immediately know that something is wrong and clamp the butt cheeks closed.

Dam ... that sneeze/fart sounded and felt way too wet.

Waddle to the toilet and let it go ... nothing but brown water. Not diarrhea ... literally brown water.

Then i look down and see this wet spot on my underwear. ****!!

Then i see the same on my sweat pants. Holy ****!!

I take them off and go back to bedroom to get new clothing and another dam spot on the bed sheets.

What the ****ing hell ... i'm blowing a water spout out of my ass.




am i dying?
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Old 01-08-2013, 12:22 PM   #46
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Yes, I believe he will trade down more than likely if he can because as he said, "we have been blessed with the first pick and you MUST DO THE RIGHT THING with the first pick. And I think he will eventually come to the point where he will see the 'right thing to do with the first pick' is to trade down and accumulate a pick or two and may even trade down twice if he stays with Albert at OT. But with Albert's back problems he probably will take Joekel and then take the best QB available in his eyes with the 33rd.
"MUST DO THE RIGHT THING" could also mean picking the best QB of the draft with the first pick. That would be the right thing to do.


Take Geno Smith would be the right thing to do.
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Old 01-08-2013, 12:31 PM   #47
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"MUST DO THE RIGHT THING" could also mean picking the best QB of the draft with the first pick. That would be the right thing to do.


Take Geno Smith would be the right thing to do.
Maybe. We just don't know until after Andy's digging is done

Dollars to donuts he trades down though and it makes it much easier since the rookie cap number is in place and there are many starved QB teams like the Chiefs and IF he is not sold on Geno he knows there will be those teams that will jump up on Geno and hopefully offer somewhat of a King's ransom in picks and we still end up with Bray or Wilson.
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Old 01-08-2013, 12:40 PM   #48
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Welp, since we've hijacked this thread, who will want Geno so badly as to give us an RGIII type ransom?
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Maybe. We just don't know until after Andy's digging is done

Dollars to donuts he trades down though and it makes it much easier since the rookie cap number is in place and there are many starved QB teams like the Chiefs and IF he is not sold on Geno he knows there will be those teams that will jump up on Geno and hopefully offer somewhat of a King's ransom in picks and we still end up with Bray or Wilson.
So let me get this straight.

Andy isn't sold on Geno....but other teams are. So they'll trade up into our pick to take him. If the entire league is sold on Geno at #1 and you aren't....you're either an idiot or the smartest man alive.
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