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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis?
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 71 59.66%
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.52%
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.53%
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.36%
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 13 10.92%
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Old 12-19-2014, 11:09 AM  
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Oral Sex Frequency

So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently.

How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them?

Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we ****. U jelly?
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:56 PM   #226
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Just tell her you only like two things with your beer, doughnuts and pussy... and you're fresh outta doughnuts.
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:57 PM   #227
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And how often do you munch her box?

THANK you. Eloquently put by the way. Gotta give to receive I say. It's just polite.
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:58 PM   #228
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What is this "sex" thing I keep hearing about?
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Old 12-19-2014, 07:01 PM   #229
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And how often do you munch her box?
Whenever she asks, one of my favorite things about sex. I love giving more than receiving but damn I really want to receive sometimes
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Old 12-19-2014, 07:03 PM   #230
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Whenever she asks, one of my favorite things about sex. I love giving more than receiving but damn I really want to receive sometimes
Yea.... That sucks (no pun intended). Maybe you suck at it.

Learn the Greek alphabet.

Also, 69. Leaves her with no choice in the matter.
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Old 12-19-2014, 07:09 PM   #231
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Yea.... That sucks (no pun intended). Maybe you suck at it.

Learn the Greek alphabet.

Also, 69. Leaves her with no choice in the matter.
Nah, I think I am pretty good, she asks for it all the time. She just refused to give head. I know the reason why and totally understand the reason. So I don't push it
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Old 12-19-2014, 07:29 PM   #232
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I know the reason why and totally understand the reason. So I don't push it
Did she have a bad experience in her younger days, too many guys too much?

I was with a girl for 6 months like that, she'd do ANY damn thing but swallow because of an ugly incident in her past... I guess thats what happens to girls from an "escort service" without the muscle a pimp is supposed to provide.

But yeah, you're anonymous brucey 72 on the web... what was her deal, why wouldnt she go down?
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Old 12-19-2014, 07:33 PM   #233
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Nah, I think I am pretty good, she asks for it all the time. She just refused to give head. I know the reason why and totally understand the reason. So I don't push it
While most of us on CP are only working with a 10-12 incher, you've got that monster 16" working. I see why she doesn't want to as well.
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Old 12-19-2014, 07:34 PM   #234
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No matter how much she begs, he's not willing to get rid of his big bushy pube-fro.
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Old 12-19-2014, 07:35 PM   #235
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If that doesn't wake him up nothing will. I'm about to change his name to Discuss in KC.

Edit: not really, for those who throw fits over that sort of thing.
**** 'em...
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Old 12-19-2014, 07:37 PM   #236
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Did she have a bad experience in her younger days, too many guys too much?

I was with a girl for 6 months like that, she'd do ANY damn thing but swallow because of an ugly incident in her past... I guess thats what happens to girls from an "escort service" without the muscle a pimp is supposed to provide.

But yeah, you're anonymous brucey 72 on the web... what was her deal, why wouldnt she go down?
True story: First time my ex swallowed. She directed the action, I obliged. A bit later we were getting some food and she talked with food in her mouth. I jokingly said "don't talk with your mouth full". Well, she went off thinking I was referencing the earlier swallow. Try as I might, I couldn't convince her it was just a silly joke and in no way was I referencing the swallow. I bailed out and went to take a shower.

Moment later, she kicked in my glass shower door wielding a 12 inch knife at me, seeting, with eyes that could kill you alone and threatening to kill me. I bolted out, grabbed the knife hand, slammed it against the wall, dislodging the knife. I eventually made it to my phone and dialed 911. I hope she is doing well.

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Old 12-19-2014, 07:43 PM   #237
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True story: First time my ex swallowed. She directed the action, I obliged. A bit later we were getting some food and she talked with food in her mouth. I jokingly said "don't talk with your mouth full". Well, she went off thinking I was referencing the earlier swallow. Try as I might, I couldn't convince her it was just a silly joke and in no way was I referencing the swallow. I bailed out and went to take a shower.

Moment later, she kicked in my glass shower door wielding a 12 inch knife at me and threatening to kill me. I bolted out, grabbed the knife hand, slammed it against the wall, dislodging the knife. I eventually made it to my phone and dialed 911. I hope she is doing well.
That's Jodi Arias crazy!!! No drugs or therapy can fix that.

Glad you're ok.
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Old 12-19-2014, 08:00 PM   #238
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If that doesn't wake him up nothing will. I'm about to change his name to Discuss in KC.
If that's some kind of a shot at me then kindly go **** yourself.
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Old 12-19-2014, 08:07 PM   #239
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