OJ Simpson father of Anna Nicole's daughter?

FringeNC · 03-07-2007, 02:08 PM

The always classy OJ Simpson is "throwing his hat into the ring" and claiming that he might be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. A videographer who amassed a ton of footage of OJ Simpson says:

"He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father."

Simpson also allegedly told him:

"I hope they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money - or the baby herself."

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/03/oj...annielynn.html

Mr. Laz · 03-07-2007, 02:18 PM

he's such a piece of crap .......... somebody needs to put him outa our misery.

Mile High Mania · 03-07-2007, 02:21 PM

This is a joke, right?

wutamess · 03-07-2007, 02:24 PM

That baby is pure white.
About a snowballs chance in hell.

FringeNC · 03-07-2007, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania

This is a joke, right?

I don't think so...

and what about "slow moving sperm"? What's that all about? Does he think his sperm stayed in her for weeks, and stabbed it's way through all the other sperm up in there?

**KcMizzou** · 03-07-2007, 02:31 PM

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'm not sure if OJ Simpson is even a person anymore. Every time he's in the news he sounds like some sort of evil mythological being. If you asked a group of children if they knew who OJ Simpson was they'd probably tell you he was just a story their parents made up to scare them into behaving. Like the boogyman, only less believable.

BucEyedPea · 03-07-2007, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by FringeNC

I don't think so...

and what about "slow moving sperm"? What's that all about? Does he think his sperm stayed in her for weeks, and stabbed it's way through all the other sperm up in there?

I understand there is such a thing...they make baby girls.

I always tell men who have only girls that they have slow swimmers!

I don't think they last that long though for OJ and I'm sure he aint' daddy.

Jenson71 · 03-07-2007, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

I always tell men who have only girls that they have slow swimmers!

Those must be great conversations.

Crush · 03-07-2007, 03:31 PM

What a douche bag.

BucEyedPea · 03-07-2007, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Jenson71

Those must be great conversations.

They just laugh!

Crush · 03-07-2007, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania

This is a joke, right?

OJ's entire existence is a joke at this point.

HolmeZz · 03-07-2007, 03:45 PM

It's more likely Juice killed Anna Nicole than it is that he's Dannielynn's father.

Crush · 03-07-2007, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by HolmeZz

It's more likely Juice killed Anna Nicole than it is that he's Dannielynn's father.

He didn't do it, but if he did then this is how he would do it...

Eric · 03-07-2007, 04:15 PM

Hahaha.

That chick was balling!!!!!!!!!1

F-ing every negro on the KNICKS!!!!

Halfcan · 03-07-2007, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Crush

What a douche bag.

yep

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