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Love it | 23 | 63.89% | |
Hate it | 13 | 36.11% | |
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07-02-2009, 11:33 PM | #76 |
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Just got back from the movie.
There isn't one redeeming quality in the whole movie. My god where do I begin? 1) There were 2 confirmed Bay Moments (TM) in the movie. That was always a plus. 2) The plot - thin, if any - didn't make one iota of sense.
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3) The humor was so over the top it killed most of it. The hash brownie mom sequence was atrocious. And the best funny moments were one-liners sprinkled in between action or downtime. Whenever there was a concentrated dose of humor it failed spectacularly. 4) The replacement human antagonist was pointless and unfunny. 5) It was 1 hour too long. Seriously. They could have chopped some of the battle scenes clean off. If they wanted to lengthen anything, I think Rainn Wilson as teacher could have used more than a quick peek. 6) There were times when stunt doubles were obvious. That's never good upon a first watch. 7) I will give credit where credit is due: the military presence was awesome. I would have killed to be on set (even if it was the same set). 8) The parent trap was puzzling. They take the parents and the audience gets the picture but they never tell Sam until they just show up and run towards each other and hide. Then trap over. WTF? 9) Did Josh Duhamel do anything but point a gun, wave his arm and yell? I mean in the first one he at least rode a motorcycle and did stunts.... 10) Aaron Pierce > Jon Voight 11) Fight scenes in CGI were hard to watch. Not only were they somewhat confusing to see what exactly was happening at any given moment, but they followed a pattern: jump, slice, slow-mo shot of bad guy getting killed, resume action. Repeat so many times that the slow-mo became a joke. 12) Another credit to Bay: Isabel Lucas. He knows how to pimp his hoes, that for sure. She's sexy in the movie. That's off the top of my head. I'd probably give it 1 star out of 4.
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07-03-2009, 08:50 AM | #77 | |
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http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/first...3/-OM5teIO2rU/
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07-03-2009, 12:58 PM | #78 |
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I thought it was... ok. At least somewhat entertaining. IJ's post makes me like it less though.
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07-03-2009, 02:56 PM | #79 |
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Well, it's official. I hated it. Even more than the first one. But my son is happy. Guess that is what matters.
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07-03-2009, 02:59 PM | #80 |
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I second IJ's post.
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