Peter North's secret is out

[Hammock Parties]

http://www.theattractionforums.com/s...tar-loads.html

Here is a trick from the porno industry. To get massive porn star loads eat a lot of celery and pineapples. The celery gives your load substance and size and the pineapple makes it look healthy and taste 'better'.

Then you too can look like a porn star.

This shit really works!!!

I did a little experiment one time with an old coworker of mine. We just had a fling and we talked about this and I drank pineapple juice and a shit ton of celery the entire week not to mention I didn't masturbate.

By the end of the week we had sex and let me say, it was without a doubt the best orgasm I've ever had since more means more muscle contractions. It was A LOT and now I make it a habit of eating these two things on a regular basis or knowing when I'm getting sex.

in one of my body building mags the top 5 foods to boost your sex life are

5. Nuts - give you a healthy production of hormones
4. Avocados - improves your cardiovascular system which improves erectile functioning
3. Raw Oysters - raises sperm and testosterone production
2. Pineapple - improves the male libido
1. Celery - contains androsterone, a hormone released through male perspiration that acts as a pheromone to turn women on

so is there anything celery and pineapple can't do?

CAN ANYONE VERIFY!??!??!

[patteeu]

If you masturbate (or have your gal stimulate you) but quit just before the point of ejaculation and then come back several hours later for the real show, your load will be increased. I realize this is easier said than done and it's a bit masochistic, but if the goal is increased load, it will work.

[Duck Dog]

Originally Posted by patteeu

If you masturbate (or have your gal stimulate you) but quit just before the point of ejaculation and then come back several hours later for the real show, your load will be increased. I realize this is easier said than done and it's a bit masochistic, but if the goal is increased load, it will work.

This is the real trick. Porn stars will do this all week long multiple times a day. When time and privacy permit, the wife and I will do this during the day over the course of several hours. I found out (the hard way) that after about 5 hours of it, my nuts hurt so bad it distracted me from my fire hose type ejaculation.

[L.A. Chieffan]

Whenever I eat celery I... JIZZ...IN...MYPANTS

[beach tribe]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

How on Earth could someone not rub one off or **** for 3 weeks and then tap ass for like 20 minutes before blowing their wad? Seriously? Think about baseball? I'd never make it in the porn industry.

Eat a 1/2 of a Roxicett, and you bang like gorilla for 1/2 an hr.

[ziggysocki]

I don't see how jerking it to internet porn makes so many 'experts' on 'the industry'. Saying that if you eat food 'A' makes you pop like the legendary Peter North is like saying eating food 'B' will make you catch footballs like Tony G. I don't buy it.

[Demonpenz]

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan

Whenever I eat celery I... JIZZ...IN...MYPANTS

oh boy.... I hope this catches on. I can see myself never getting tired of reading that

[CoMoChief]

Open a window and breeze comes in. I JIZZ.......IN.....MYPANTS

[gblowfish]

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

Lucky for me I was blessed with a high sex drive. I could rub one out to Schinlders List and get off.

I think we've found the definitive Midnight Douche Quote.

Here ya go, stud weasel.

Just make sure to wipe off the screen on that stolen laptop of yours....

[Deberg_1990]

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

Huh gay??

I could rub it out to those HOlocaust chicks. They are thin.

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

I could rub one out to Schinlders List and get off.

Wow....just wow.

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

oh boy.... I hope this catches on. I can see myself never getting tired of reading that

[Baby Lee]

Ropes!!