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Old 02-07-2011, 08:01 AM   Topic Starter
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I was raped last night

by the Black Eyed Peas....in which jurisdiction do I file charges, the Underverse? that place in Avatar? Waterworld?


all I see when I sleep now is a harpy screaming at me while simultaneously eating a bowl of chili and crackers...my dreams smell like urine
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Old 02-07-2011, 08:06 AM   #2
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So I wasn't the only one that woke up with a strange vaseline ring around my starfish this morning.

I thought it was aliens.
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Old 02-07-2011, 08:07 AM   #3
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by the Black Eyed Peas....in which jurisdiction do I file charges, the Underverse? that place in Avatar? Waterworld?


all I see when I sleep now is a harpy screaming at me while simultaneously eating a bowl of chili and crackers...my dreams smell like urine
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Old 02-07-2011, 08:21 AM   #4
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Old 02-07-2011, 08:31 AM   #5
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Me too...I was at a post-Super Bowl party in Dallas at this awesome bar...I had had a few drinks and stumbled drunkenly into the bathroom. As I unzipped suddenly I heard the door behind me slam open. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but this really tall, kinda chunky dude walked in and growled "**** RODGERS AND HIS MVP AWARD...GET READY FOR THE MOST VALUABLE PENIS OF SUPER BOWL XLV!" I think I saw a beard too, and I felt one rub up against the back of my neck as he slammed me against the wall and began his crime.
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Old 02-07-2011, 08:36 AM   #6
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Me too...I was at a post-Super Bowl party in Dallas at this awesome bar...I had had a few drinks and stumbled drunkenly into the bathroom. As I unzipped suddenly I heard the door behind me slam open. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but this really tall, kinda chunky dude walked in and growled "**** RODGERS AND HIS MVP AWARD...GET READY FOR THE MOST VALUABLE PENIS OF SUPER BOWL XLV!" I think I saw a beard too, and I felt one rub up against the back of my neck as he slammed me against the wall and began his crime.
yeah, Rodgers had a pretty good gam.... wait wtf!!
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Old 02-07-2011, 08:39 AM   #7
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Me too...I was at a post-Super Bowl party in Dallas at this awesome bar...I had had a few drinks and stumbled drunkenly into the bathroom. As I unzipped suddenly I heard the door behind me slam open. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but this really tall, kinda chunky dude walked in and growled "**** RODGERS AND HIS MVP AWARD...GET READY FOR THE MOST VALUABLE PENIS OF SUPER BOWL XLV!" I think I saw a beard too, and I felt one rub up against the back of my neck as he slammed me against the wall and began his crime.
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Old 02-07-2011, 09:48 AM   #8
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He shaved Claythan, instead. Before, during, and after.
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Old 02-07-2011, 08:32 AM   #9
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Great, now clayton's posting his fantasies penthouse letter style.
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Old 02-07-2011, 08:48 AM   #10
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They should have played more of this song... Fergie
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Old 02-07-2011, 08:42 AM   #11
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I couldn't hear them, I just saw the costumes. It looked like a high school play or something. Or like a really low budget sci-fi movie.
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Old 02-07-2011, 03:10 PM   #12
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I couldn't hear them, I just saw the costumes. It looked like a high school play or something. Or like a really low budget sci-fi movie.


The outfit that lit up was the worst-wtf were they thinking-LOL
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Old 02-07-2011, 08:42 AM   #13
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Old 02-07-2011, 08:48 AM   #14
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Old 02-07-2011, 08:49 AM   #15
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They should just let two pee-wee football teams play for 12 minutes.
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