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Old 05-02-2009, 01:54 PM  
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What the hell is wrong with my new roommate?
Dude moved in on April 19th and has gone through 10 rolls of toilet paper. 10! 10 rolls in less than 2 weeks! In fact, I put a new roll on the holder at about 9:15 pm last night and when I went to the restroom at 8:15 this morning it was empty! WTF? I have lived with numerous roommates, male and female, over the years and have never seen anything like this. Should I be scared for this guy?
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Old 05-02-2009, 01:55 PM   #2
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Old 05-02-2009, 01:55 PM   #3
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Old 05-02-2009, 01:55 PM   #4
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Old 05-02-2009, 01:56 PM   #5
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Women seem to go through inordinate amounts of TP.

Sure it's a dude?
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Old 05-02-2009, 01:58 PM   #6
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Women seem to go through inordinate amounts of TP.

Sure it's a dude?
Well, I haven't done the Crocodile Dundee check or anything, but he says he's a dude.
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Old 05-02-2009, 01:58 PM   #7
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At least he makes it to the can. I had a roommate that was to lazy to walk to the head at night if he was in bed. I went into his room one time and he had 3 Snapple containers of his own piss sitting by his bed. You talk about WTF!
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Old 05-02-2009, 01:59 PM   #8
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My daughter has a GF that spends the nite once in awhile, who is the same damn way. In fact I now hide the extra TP.

One nite she woke me at 3:30am because she used all the tp, and wanted me to go get more...... told the lil bitch to drip dry!!!!!
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Maybe he contracted the Swine Flu.

Has he eaten any pork recently?
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Old 05-02-2009, 02:03 PM   #10
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takes me back to the old thread a few days ago whats the weirdest thing you caught someone doing.


My old roomate used to sleep with the blow dryer plugged in and on, blowing in his face.

Tell me how that isnt just completely ****ed up?
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Old 05-02-2009, 02:05 PM   #11
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Seriously, what could necessitate so much paper? It seems like anything that would require that kind of attention would just destroy the bathroom but, outside of the increasing number of empty rolls in the garbage, there are no indications that anything unusual is going on.
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Old 05-02-2009, 02:08 PM   #12
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At least he makes it to the can. I had a roommate that was to lazy to walk to the head at night if he was in bed. I went into his room one time and he had 3 Snapple containers of his own piss sitting by his bed. You talk about WTF!
What the hell?! I could probably understand if he maybe did that once and then discarded the bottle in the morning but to keep them lying about like old magazines?- there is something wrong with that person.
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Here's a question.

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Old 05-02-2009, 02:09 PM   #14
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My daughter has a GF that spends the nite once in awhile, who is the same damn way. In fact I now hide the extra TP.

One nite she woke me at 3:30am because she used all the tp, and wanted me to go get more...... told the lil bitch to drip dry!!!!!
Good grief! I guess at some point you need to just jump in the shower and start fresh.
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takes me back to the old thread a few days ago whats the weirdest thing you caught someone doing.


My old roomate used to sleep with the blow dryer plugged in and on, blowing in his face.

Tell me how that isnt just completely ****ed up?
that is so psychologically not ok.
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