Would you bone Barbie? - Page 2

**Fire Me Boy!** · 04-02-2005, 02:16 AM

Poor Barbie
by Betsy Gallup

Poor Barbie, she may someday marry Ken, but chances are, they will never have children. Based on research done by Rader Programs, the percent of Barbie's body fat would be so low, she would have ceased to menstruate--that is if she ever started. She has been grossly underweight since the beginning.

If Barbie were a real person, she would be 6' 0", weigh 100 lbs., and wear a size 4. Her measurements would be 39"/19"/33". My four-month-olds' heads measure 17 1/2". She would probably have had to have back surgery from being so top heavy.

The average woman is 5' 4", weighs 145 lbs., and wears between a size 11-14. Her measurements are approximately 36"/30"/41". There is a fifty-fifty chance that she is on a diet right now.

After spending her childhood playing with Barbie, watching models and actresses who stand 5' 11" and weight 117 lbs. sell them on the idea of the perfect body.

I don't think I would... I'm not that big on giant boobs and I think doing her would be like scraping bone. If I can figure it out, I'm going to try a poll.

chappy · 04-02-2005, 03:45 AM

you mean to tell me there is a barbie you can bone now!!!! wow... where do i get it?

BIG_DADDY · 04-02-2005, 03:55 AM

Oh the humanity. What other unreasonable pressures will these beasts know as the American male put upon these poor helpless women.

BIG_DADDY · 04-02-2005, 03:56 AM

I'll take a quater pounder, a large order of fries and a coke, diet please.

**Fire Me Boy!** · 04-02-2005, 03:56 AM

All I wanted to know was whether given the chance, if you'd do Barbie (assuming she's real with a real woman's parts).

chappy · 04-02-2005, 04:01 AM

thats simple hell yes!!!!!!
i would do her as long as she had a mouth and could swallow

BIG_DADDY · 04-02-2005, 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!

All I wanted to know was whether given the chance, if you'd do Barbie (assuming she's real with a real woman's parts).

Based upon these ridiculous assumptions some femanatzi's put together to make men feel bad about the fact their expectations of women are unrealistic and cruel? OK, I don't know about you but the closest thing I can think of right now that resembles a real life barbie were those early pictures of Pamela Anderson before the boob job when she was real young. If you aren't going to hit that your gay.

chappy · 04-02-2005, 04:05 AM

if barbie was real no "average" women would have a purpose at least to me... hell average women have no purpose to me now. i go for the really hot ones with psychological problems

04-02-2005, 02:16 AM
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04-02-2005, 03:45 AM	#16
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04-02-2005, 03:55 AM	#17
BIG_DADDY THE RED MENACE Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texas Casino cash: $5118410	Oh the humanity. What other unreasonable pressures will these beasts know as the American male put upon these poor helpless women. __________________ The diabolical genius of Marxism-Socialism is that it provides the emotional and intellectual road map for autocrats to persuade millions of people to support their own enslavement to government. ~Mark Levin April 15, 2019
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04-02-2005, 03:56 AM	#18
BIG_DADDY THE RED MENACE Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texas Casino cash: $5118410	I'll take a quater pounder, a large order of fries and a coke, diet please. __________________ The diabolical genius of Marxism-Socialism is that it provides the emotional and intellectual road map for autocrats to persuade millions of people to support their own enslavement to government. ~Mark Levin April 15, 2019
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04-02-2005, 03:56 AM	#19
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04-02-2005, 04:01 AM	#20
chappy Mey Luv Yu Yong Time!!!! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Wichita Casino cash: $10004900	thats simple hell yes!!!!!! i would do her as long as she had a mouth and could swallow __________________
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04-02-2005, 04:05 AM	#22
chappy Mey Luv Yu Yong Time!!!! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Wichita Casino cash: $10004900	if barbie was real no "average" women would have a purpose at least to me... hell average women have no purpose to me now. i go for the really hot ones with psychological problems __________________
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