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03-29-2013, 04:26 PM | Topic Starter |
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Is There a Woman....
Or a guy, or barnyard animal, or whatever, that you wish you could go back in time and chase before they became famous?
I was thinking about Cassandra Peterson today. She's "Elvira," but man, she was red, red RED HOT when she was in her early 20's. And she's from Manhattan, KS. I like local girls. Have you ever seen your cat's teeth chatter and tail twitch when they look out the window and see a bird on the bird feeder? Cassandra Peterson does that for me. Yowza... and I like her much better as a redhead than in the Elvira get up. Who would you chase? |
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03-29-2013, 04:27 PM | #2 |
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This thread is now going to be: If you could time travel, but had to give a BJ for the opportunity, would you?
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Can I invest while in the past? Because at that point the question just devolves into "How much would you have to get paid to give a BJ?" If I could invest in Microsoft or something, I'd suck off Mandingo if need be. Working sucks and I'd like to not have to do that anymore.
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Bacon-wrapped shrimp: My first-favorite food wrapped around my third-favorite food. I'd go to a banquet in honor of those Somali pirates if they served bacon-wrapped shrimp. |
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03-29-2013, 05:06 PM | #6 |
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Missed opportunity, Stanley.
You should've gone with Freddie Mercury (afterall, we have a time machine)...and were I you and feeling particularly dickish, I'd have made it be the early 90's Freddie Mercury that looked like a vampire because of the makeup they had to use to hide his sores... At that point, I'd have to strongly reconsider the bargain.
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Kate Beckinsale or Milla jovavavich(? The resident evil/fifth element chick)
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03-29-2013, 04:33 PM | #9 |
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This opens up a new world of possibilities for Marty McFly....
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03-29-2013, 04:34 PM | #10 |
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03-29-2013, 04:38 PM | #11 |
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03-29-2013, 05:56 PM | #13 |
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03-29-2013, 04:35 PM | #14 |
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And the correct answer is Cleopatra.
Wait...I've got a better one: The Virgin Mary.
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03-29-2013, 04:36 PM | #15 |
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I'd say Taylor Swift, so I could have songs written about me when I dumped her.
But, I'd really say Kate Upton. Because she is HAWT. Dunno when she became famous though... or Sofia Vergara... yeah, her. |
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