Red dry splotches on face?

[lcarus]

Within the last several weeks or so I've begun getting these red, dry, scaly blotches on my face. Particularly right beside either side of my nose, but not on the nose itself. Just next to it. And right between my eyebrows. I keep my face clean and moisturized, and have never had this issue before. Sometimes it fades away but comes back. Sometimes it gets pretty bad. Sometimes it's mild. Of course I've looked this up on the net but there are a shit ton of different conclusions I could draw from what I've read. My mom works for a dermatologist and suggested I had eczema, so she gave me a lotion called Aveeno with eczema therapy. It helps but then it comes back. I guess I'll have to visit the ol' doc.

And I put this under the category of "funny stuff" because...it's my face...and there's gross stuff on it.

[booger]

Gold bond is damn good ball sac and ass powder

[booger]

Originally Posted by J Diddy

I have a few suggestions: first after every poo, run bath water and sort of float around in it; or you can try hooking a hose up to the fire hydrant and cranking that up full blast; however, I myself, just use toilet paper until it quits being brown.

did that for a month butt the water bill was outrageous

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Shave your ass and ring.

Problem solved.

My guts have a tendency to cause creamy stools that require a pressure washer to properly eliminate. I can tell you from good experience that shaving your asshole is among the worst things a human being can do to themselves.

You are honestly better off ripping your taint hair out by hand than shaving your asshole.

[J Diddy]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

My guts have a tendency to cause creamy stools that require a pressure washer to properly eliminate. I can tell you from good experience that shaving your asshole is among the worst things a human being can do to themselves.

You are honestly better off ripping your taint hair out by hand than shaving your asshole.

lmao

Sounds like I'll just eat more fiber and leave the taint to it's own devices.

[vailpass]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

My guts have a tendency to cause creamy stools that require a pressure washer to properly eliminate. I can tell you from good experience that shaving your asshole is among the worst things a human being can do to themselves.

You are honestly better off ripping your taint hair out by hand than shaving your asshole.

You don't do it yourself. There's a service for that.

[J Diddy]

Originally Posted by vailpass

You don't do it yourself. There's a service for that.

Well it is certainly one my barber doesn't offer.

[RINGLEADER]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

It's seborrheic dermatitis. Get an appointment with a dermatologist. They will likely give you a prescription for ketoconazole cream and shampoo.

Sounds like some kind of dermatitis...I had something like it once and the med cream they gave me made it go away in a couple weeks. It came back once or twice, but same routine. Mostly happens when the seasons change for me...

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by vailpass

You don't do it yourself. There's a service for that.

Exactomundo

[vailpass]

Originally Posted by J Diddy

Well it is certainly one my barber doesn't offer.

Hah! Place where I get my hands and feet done also does"male Brazilians". They don't leave you bald up top, only trimmed. But they do the under carriage. Girls out here kind of expect you to be trimmed, just like we expect them to be.

[booger]

I gotta try some of that gorilla tape

[booger]

How the hell you get hairs to stop growing up the bean stalk shaft and how do you remove em?

[booger]

I was thinking of inventing my own electrolysis hair remover machine by taking one end of jumper cables clamps and replacing them with straight irons from the beauty salon. I got to talk to jasonsauto. Could do just a few hairs at a time. Don't know how I would ground it and I ain't getting my nipples pierced to see if that works. I don't know shit about science

[vailpass]

Originally Posted by booger

How the hell you get hairs to stop growing up the bean stalk shaft and how do you remove em?

They put a cream on it, then wrap it with a sort of tape. Pulls it out by the roots, doesn't even hurt that bad. After a while, you go back. Mean time you're clean and mean.

[booger]

Originally Posted by vailpass

They put a cream on it, then wrap it with a sort of tape. Pulls it out by the roots, doesn't even hurt that bad. After a while, you go back. Mean time you're clean and mean.

Sounds like them weiner winks they fed us in junior high. A hot dog wrapped in half a grill cheese sandwich with a tooth pick to hold it all together

[ghak99]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

My guts have a tendency to cause creamy stools that require a pressure washer to properly eliminate. I can tell you from good experience that shaving your asshole is among the worst things a human being can do to themselves.

You are honestly better off ripping your taint hair out by hand than shaving your asshole.

This place never quits.