Funny Stuff Hey Niner douchebags... - Page 6

**Bugeater** · 09-22-2013, 05:17 PM

The QB you kept is 1-2. The QB you traded is 3-0.

That is all.

Halfcan · 09-23-2013, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex Smiff

It's funny. People dog RG3 and Kaep. These guys are 2nd year starters. Looking at their entire careers, they have played very well. To compare them to an average at best limited 9 year vet is downright reeruned.

I'd like to see RG3, Kaep, Wilson with 6+ years of experience.

If they are still starting QB's that is...

Wilson most likely will be, not sure-RG3 might be out of football due to injury and kape- Canadian Football stud/ Mens porn hero.

9er guy · 09-23-2013, 09:47 AM

You really think I'm a douchebag man? lol....

I have nothing to say. This team deserves any ridicule and criticism you guys want to throw out.

The Quarterback looks like he's never played a ****ing game before.

It just doesn't look like there's any continuity.

In all fairness, it's more than just Kap. But he's a HUGE part of the problem right now.

It's like his confidence is completely shattered.

The only silver lining is that we have some injuries to key offensive players, so we'll see what happens when we get those guys healthy.

But with Patrick Willis probably not going to play on Thursday, and Aldon Smith just gone, this thing might get worse before it gets better.

Time to strap that chin strap up!

I don't know if Alex wins without Crabtree and VD, that's rough.

But honestly, it is what it is right now. No excuses, no explanations.

I just hope we can get this thing turned around before it's too late.

Alex Smiff · 09-23-2013, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by l4z4rd

His first 4 years on the Niners.

Not quite. Nice try, though.

The hurt from the "9er fans" is priceless.

All it took was for a guy to have 2 bad games...

Alex Smiff · 09-23-2013, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Halfcan

Alex threw a strike into double coverage last week on the winning drive. Never say never.

I think Andy has said- Zero turnovers guys- and they are playing it safe.

C'mon man. Finding a one-off time does not make what I said invalid. He protects the ball and doesn't throw into coverage. It's all roses now....but this will be a problem down the road when the D and special teams are not playing top 5 ball.

Sandy Vagina · 09-23-2013, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by 9er guy

You really think I'm a douchebag man? lol....

I have nothing to say. This team deserves any ridicule and criticism you guys want to throw out.

The Quarterback looks like he's never played a ****ing game before.

It just doesn't look like there's any continuity.

In all fairness, it's more than just Kap. But he's a HUGE part of the problem right now.

It's like his confidence is completely shattered.

The only silver lining is that we have some injuries to key offensive players, so we'll see what happens when we get those guys healthy.

But with Patrick Willis probably not going to play on Thursday, and Aldon Smith just gone, this thing might get worse before it gets better.

Time to strap that chin strap up!

I don't know if Alex wins without Crabtree and VD, that's rough.

But honestly, it is what it is right now. No excuses, no explanations.

I just hope we can get this thing turned around before it's too late.

great post, dude... one of the few that won't sugarcoat this shit and play the excuse game...

saphojunkie · 09-23-2013, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex Smiff

C'mon man. Finding a one-off time does not make what I said invalid. He protects the ball and doesn't throw into coverage. It's all roses now....but this will be a problem down the road when the D and special teams are not playing top 5 ball.

I look like a ****ing moron right now, but someday I'll be right! /Dumbshit posters

9er guy · 09-23-2013, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Mac-NinersChiefs

great post, dude... one of the few that won't sugarcoat this shit and play the excuse game...

No! it's not a great post. LOL. It's a terrible fukkin post.

But seriously, this shit is looking rough......

Sandy Vagina · 09-23-2013, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by 9er guy

No! it's not a great post. LOL. It's a terrible fukkin post.

But seriously, this shit is looking rough......

I am currently breaking down what happened in each failed drive. So far, it is clear to me that the problem is not so much playcalling, OL, or receivers. Sorry, but that is the truth. Kaep is just refusing to throw to targets that are not wide open... and they are not wide open because defenses have learned to contain his escapability while playing disciplined coverage. Truth.

l4z4rd · 09-23-2013, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex Smiff

Not quite. Nice try, though.

The hurt from the "9er fans" is priceless.

All it took was for a guy to have 2 bad games...

2006
Arnaz Battle, Antonio Bryant, Bryan Gilmore

2007
Battle, Darrell Jackson, Ashley Lelie

2008
Isaac Bruce, Bryant Johnson, Jason Hill, Josh Morgan

2009
Bruce, Crabtree, Morgan, Hill

9er guy · 09-23-2013, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Mac-NinersChiefs

I am currently breaking down what happened in each failed drive. So far, it is clear to me that the problem is not so much playcalling, OL, or receivers. Sorry, but that is the truth. Kaep is just refusing to throw to targets that are not wide open... and they are not wide open because defenses have learned to contain his escapability while playing disciplined coverage. Truth.

I'm not willing to go that far.

I thought Kap did some nice things. I thought he escaped the pocket a couple times and kept drives alive.

But I knew it was going to be a long day when he breaks the pocket, throws a strike to Kyle Williams, and he drops it. WIDE OPEN.

Vance McDonald is just plain not ready, the guy didn't know where line up, who to block, when to block, he cant really catch either.

You can tell he misses Crabtree for sure. Crab is the type of guy that when he's covered, he's open. I don't think he trusts anybody else to make those type of plays. Especially with VD out.

That being said, no excuses. He's the QB. He's gotta figure something out.

I hold him to the same standard I held Alex to for all those years, nothing changes, we need results.

We can't just not throw anybody the ball until Crabtree/Manningham gets back. Maybe Patton needs to get Kyle's minutes. Although he had a drop too.

Maybe we need to run the ball 30 times and play ball control, I don't know.

We're playing with one hand behind our back for sure. But we're not the first team to be put in that situation.

Kap's my QB. I'm riding with him till the wheels fall off. I just hope that's not on Thursday. LOL.

Cephalic Trauma · 09-23-2013, 10:17 AM

Kaep is fine. VD, Crabtree, and Manningham all out. Nobody was open the entire game.

This reactionary bullshit from CP is unsettling.

ViperVisor · 09-23-2013, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Mac-NinersChiefs

I am currently breaking down what happened in each failed drive. So far, it is clear to me that the problem is not so much playcalling, OL, or receivers. Sorry, but that is the truth. Kaep is just refusing to throw to targets that are not wide open... and they are not wide open because defenses have learned to contain his escapability while playing disciplined coverage. Truth.

He found his check-downs better but that was when he was bailing out.

He needs to stay in the pocket for a second longer. Sure he will get sacked more but if you stay with your reads sometimes they will open up.
He is running where the most likely outcome is an incomplete pass or a run for 2 yards when the D plays smart contain.

9er guy · 09-23-2013, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma

Kaep is fine. VD, Crabtree, and Manningham all out. Nobody was open the entire game.

That's what I keep telling myself.

Let's just keep this thing respectable until we get back to full strength.

9er guy · 09-23-2013, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ViperVisor

He found his check-downs better but that was when he was bailing out.

He needs to stay in the pocket for a second longer. Sure he will get sacked more but if you stay with your reads sometimes they will open up.
He is running where the most likely outcome is an incomplete pass or a run for 2 yards when the D plays smart contain.

There were a couple throws a thought he bailed on a lil quick.

But give the INDY Db's credit, they came with their gameplan, stuck to it and executed very well.

Sandy Vagina · 09-23-2013, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by 9er guy

Kap's my QB. I'm riding with him till the wheels fall off.

not like we really have a ****ing choice...

09-22-2013, 05:17 PM
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09-23-2013, 09:47 AM	#77
9er guy Jackmerius Tacktheritrix Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: ATX Casino cash: $10005834	You really think I'm a douchebag man? lol.... I have nothing to say. This team deserves any ridicule and criticism you guys want to throw out. The Quarterback looks like he's never played a ***ing game before. It just doesn't look like there's any continuity. In all fairness, it's more than just Kap. But he's a HUGE part of the problem right now. It's like his confidence is completely shattered. The only silver lining is that we have some injuries to key offensive players, so we'll see what happens when we get those guys healthy. But with Patrick Willis probably not going to play on Thursday, and Aldon Smith just gone, this thing might get worse before it gets better. Time to strap that chin strap up! I don't know if Alex wins without Crabtree and VD, that's rough. But honestly, it is what it is right now. No excuses, no explanations. I just hope we can get this thing turned around before it's too late. __________________ YOU WILL* GET THIS WORK!!
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09-23-2013, 10:17 AM	#86
Cephalic Trauma Permitted Join Date: Jul 2011 Casino cash: $10004900	Kaep is fine. VD, Crabtree, and Manningham all out. Nobody was open the entire game. This reactionary bullshit from CP is unsettling.
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