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Old 10-06-2010, 07:17 PM  
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My GF wont let me PIIHB anymore

When we first started dating my gf let me PIIHB 1-2 times a week. That was 6 months ago. She hasn't let me for at least two months now, and every time I bring it up she just says no way! She lured me in with PIIHB and now acts like it never happened. She also used to polish the yogurt cannon quite frequently and even let me ATM her sometimes but I cant even get her to do that anymore. She pulled the ol' bait and switch and I don't think I can trust her now.

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Old 10-07-2010, 07:07 PM   #196
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And getting "cut off" should be why everybody understands affairs. This is why God made affairs... And if your GF cuts you off, dump her, it's only going to get worse once they get you locked up..
If you have a gf/bf and you aren't happy you tell them, and you leave.

They may not deserve it but your integrity does...
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Old 10-07-2010, 07:08 PM   #197
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Well that means there are a bunch more fun than missionary. That's good news!! But I'd love you you to name even 100 that don't involve anal. Go ahead!!
You must be a Goatse mult.

No one is this stupid...
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Old 10-07-2010, 07:18 PM   #198
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And if your GF cuts you off, dump her, it's only going to get worse once they get you locked up..
if your gf cuts you off, look in the mirror...women are responders.
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Old 10-07-2010, 07:19 PM   #199
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if your gf cuts you off, look in the mirror.
This.

Clearly she's into it and teh seggs in general.






















She just doesn't want it with you anymore...
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Old 10-07-2010, 07:52 PM   #200
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This.

Clearly she's into it and teh seggs in general.






















She just doesn't want it with you anymore...
i got my mojo working, just doesn't work on you

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Old 10-07-2010, 08:11 PM   #201
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...this thread is gay..wouldn't surprise me if you're cut off in the future.
Please elaborate.

Cut off from making threads, or cut off from sex entirely by my gf? Neither would really hurt my feelings any....
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Old 10-07-2010, 08:12 PM   #202
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if your gf cuts you off, look in the mirror...women are responders.
The GF or wife? No putting-out wives are what drive you to GFs... But the GFs like mirrors - they're fun...
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Old 10-07-2010, 08:41 PM   #203
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Old 10-07-2010, 08:59 PM   #204
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I don't really care what it was "designed" for, as you put it. My point was that both orifices can be equally accommodating or repulsive depending on current conditions. The mouth was not "designed" for a penis, but it still remains a popular hang out spot.

Some people do it in the armpit....
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Old 10-07-2010, 09:05 PM   #205
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Old 10-07-2010, 09:32 PM   #208
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Old 10-07-2010, 10:07 PM   #210
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Dude showed up for training today in a SIX (****ING SIX) wolf T-SHIRT!

I wanted to rock the front clasp and bro-hug but I didn't know if he'd pulled it on purpose-......I mean, unknowing tarded or-.......you know what I mean...

There was only a crescent moon though so it was significantly less epic..
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