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Old 04-06-2013, 08:40 AM  
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**** Official "I'm hungover as ****" thread ****

I'm hungover as ****, and I'm probably still drunk. My stomach is made of mush, my head is squeezing what little brain I have, and my eyes feel like they're floating in vodka.

****. Me.
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Old 04-06-2013, 08:55 AM   #16
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Water just makes me feel worse when I'm hungover. It feels awful on my stomach.

If you've got the hookup, walk in to the hospital and have a friend hang a banana bag. Probably the only thing that's going to get rid of it.

You can always try beating off. That should make you feel better for a few minutes.
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Old 04-06-2013, 08:56 AM   #17
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Old 04-06-2013, 08:57 AM   #18
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Water just makes me feel worse when I'm hungover. It feels awful on my stomach.

If you've got the hookup, walk in to the hospital and have a friend hang a banana bag. Probably the only thing that's going to get rid of it.

You can always try beating off. That should make you feel better for a few minutes.
We had an MD do a rotation in our lab, and she tells stories of doctors requisitioning saline bags. I never worked up the nerve to ask for the hookup. I regret that now.
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Old 04-06-2013, 08:57 AM   #19
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Old 04-06-2013, 08:59 AM   #20
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:01 AM   #21
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:02 AM   #22
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:02 AM   #23
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You can always try beating off. That should make you feel better for a few minutes.
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:04 AM   #24
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:04 AM   #25
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There is a constant yellow blob in the middle of my vision, and whenever I get a whiff of my breath I get wasted all over again. To quote my wife, I "smell like a burned-down liquor store".
PIIHB. That might make you both feel better for a while.
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:05 AM   #26
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:07 AM   #27
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:07 AM   #28
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You already ****ed up, but you should do this in this order.

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4. Smoke a bowl

You'll feel better in 20 minutes.
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:07 AM   #29
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:09 AM   #30
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You should have drank half a gallon of water before you passed out last night.
The only time I prepare for a hangover is when I'm not drunk enough to have a decent hangover anyway. When I'm completely shitfaced, I don't even think to get ready for the pain.
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