Other Sports Phog strikes with John Calipari Facebook page

irishjayhawk · 06-21-2009, 11:52 PM

FROM EvolveHawk on Phog.net

"There's a sucker born every minute" P.T. Barnum (1810 – 1891)

Starting with that premise, I found and registered the Facebook URL

http://www.facebook.com/JohnCalipari

No matter how ridiculous the page became, some were still oblivious to the fact the page was a joke.

This is their pictorial tale.

I present....the wall.....not John Wall, but Cal's Facebook wall

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/8544/wallnewer.jpg

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/1857/wallolder.jpg

Alas, the wall was not all of the best stuff, there are Private Messages as well.

This young teen desperately wanted an autograph.

http://i891.photobucket.com/albums/ac117/Evolvehawk/CalMeetup.jpg?t=1245645578

This young lass is obviously bright enough to be the local President of a FBLA chapter, but not bright enough to figure out the page was a parody.

http://i891.photobucket.com/albums/ac117/Evolvehawk/FBLA.jpg?t=1245645641

This young one obviously doesn't visit the Ape Room

http://i891.photobucket.com/albums/ac117/Evolvehawk/PIITB.jpg?t=1245645720

I sure got told here

http://i891.photobucket.com/albums/ac117/Evolvehawk/calscats.jpg?t=1245645759

Then, there's some fun posting on other people's walls.

Chris Douglas-Roberts isn't a fan.

http://i891.photobucket.com/albums/ac117/Evolvehawk/CDR.jpg?t=1245645828

An UK professor is master of the obvious

http://i891.photobucket.com/albums/ac117/Evolvehawk/CalSherlockwatson.jpg?t=1245645850

A few of the local teenagers from Lexington loved IM'ing their coach. A few aren't really fans of diversity.

http://i891.photobucket.com/albums/ac117/Evolvehawk/RacistUKfan.jpg?t=1245645934

This next guy was good for a barrel of laughs

http://i891.photobucket.com/albums/ac117/Evolvehawk/contest.jpg?t=1245646034

Unfortunately, he decided it was too much work to type his essay

I do believe this guy's a relative of Mauser

http://i891.photobucket.com/albums/ac117/Evolvehawk/UKversionofMauser.jpg?t=1245646071

Aww, he even wrote that Essay finally to tell why he should win the prize as Cal's biggest fan

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/8889/essayx.jpg

And we'll end with a looker

http://i891.photobucket.com/albums/ac117/Evolvehawk/staring.jpg?t=1245646130

http://seminarianblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/to-be-continued.jpg

**Reaper16** · 06-22-2009, 12:01 AM

Good show.

Dante84 · 06-22-2009, 12:06 AM

****ING LOVE IT.

And I am a KSU fan. But that shit is priceless. Bravo, sir.

teedubya · 06-22-2009, 02:06 AM

classic. EvolveHawk/Coach Cal just added me as a friend.

**CrazyPhuD** · 06-22-2009, 02:11 AM

KCChiefsMan · 06-22-2009, 03:39 AM

ok, that is actually pretty funny

Ultra Peanut · 06-22-2009, 03:45 AM

I don't think that's CDR's real facebook, either, but everything I've seen from it makes me hope it is because I'd love him even more. Same goes for Joey Dorsey. Both of those facebooks just bag on Calipari mercilessly, which is awesome but a bit of a stretch.

CDR is definitely addicted to Twitter, though.

sportsman1 · 06-22-2009, 08:05 AM

That is hilarious. Douche-nozzles should be exploited. Regardless of intent.

DJay23 · 06-22-2009, 12:51 PM

Hilarious, but reading responses like that essay make me die a little inside. As a teacher, I have 7th graders who have better grammatical skills than some of those people who I'm assuming are mostly high school and older.

Why is it so hard to type the word "please?"

Sure-Oz · 06-22-2009, 01:00 PM

, that is awesome

06-21-2009, 11:52 PM
irishjayhawk Feelin' Alright Join Date: Aug 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	Phog strikes with John Calipari Facebook page FROM EvolveHawk on Phog.net "There's a sucker born every minute" P.T. Barnum (1810 – 1891) Starting with that premise, I found and registered the Facebook URL http://www.facebook.com/JohnCalipari No matter how ridiculous the page became, some were still oblivious to the fact the page was a joke. This is their pictorial tale. I present....the wall.....not John Wall, but Cal's Facebook wall Alas, the wall was not all of the best stuff, there are Private Messages as well. This young teen desperately wanted an autograph. This young lass is obviously bright enough to be the local President of a FBLA chapter, but not bright enough to figure out the page was a parody. This young one obviously doesn't visit the Ape Room I sure got told here Then, there's some fun posting on other people's walls. Chris Douglas-Roberts isn't a fan. An UK professor is master of the obvious A few of the local teenagers from Lexington loved IM'ing their coach. A few aren't really fans of diversity. This next guy was good for a barrel of laughs Unfortunately, he decided it was too much work to type his essay I do believe this guy's a relative of Mauser Aww, he even wrote that Essay finally to tell why he should win the prize as Cal's biggest fan And we'll end with a looker
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06-22-2009, 12:06 AM	#3
Dante84 Tossed Salad & Scrambled Eggs Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: ATX & OPKS Casino cash: $1811996 VARSITY	****ING LOVE IT. And I am a KSU fan. But that shit is priceless. Bravo, sir.
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06-22-2009, 02:06 AM	#4
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $9490002	classic. EvolveHawk/Coach Cal just added me as a friend.
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06-22-2009, 02:11 AM	#5
CrazyPhuD Meow Join Date: Jun 2005 Casino cash: $10005050	__________________ "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t*rd by the clean end"
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06-22-2009, 03:39 AM	#6
KCChiefsMan AIC Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA Casino cash: $10004900	ok, that is actually pretty funny
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06-22-2009, 03:45 AM	#7
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	I don't think that's CDR's real facebook, either, but everything I've seen from it makes me hope it is because I'd love him even more. Same goes for Joey Dorsey. Both of those facebooks just bag on Calipari mercilessly, which is awesome but a bit of a stretch. CDR is definitely addicted to Twitter, though. __________________
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06-22-2009, 08:05 AM	#8
sportsman1 Nomadical Transient in Chief Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Fort Worth, TX Casino cash: $10005215	That is hilarious. Douche-nozzles should be exploited. Regardless of intent.
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06-22-2009, 12:51 PM	#9
DJay23 Rock Chalk Jayhawk Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Williamsport, PA Casino cash: $2993317	Hilarious, but reading responses like that essay make me die a little inside. As a teacher, I have 7th graders who have better grammatical skills than some of those people who I'm assuming are mostly high school and older. Why is it so hard to type the word "please?" __________________ "True bliss is not something you search for, true bliss is already living inside us all, and sometimes it takes a roomfull of others to lead us to the mirror of your soul." - CosmicPal (10-3-03)
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