Funny Stuff Red dry splotches on face? - Page 3

lcarus · 09-20-2013, 08:36 PM

Within the last several weeks or so I've begun getting these red, dry, scaly blotches on my face. Particularly right beside either side of my nose, but not on the nose itself. Just next to it. And right between my eyebrows. I keep my face clean and moisturized, and have never had this issue before. Sometimes it fades away but comes back. Sometimes it gets pretty bad. Sometimes it's mild. Of course I've looked this up on the net but there are a shit ton of different conclusions I could draw from what I've read. My mom works for a dermatologist and suggested I had eczema, so she gave me a lotion called Aveeno with eczema therapy. It helps but then it comes back. I guess I'll have to visit the ol' doc.

And I put this under the category of "funny stuff" because...it's my face...and there's gross stuff on it.

booger · 09-20-2013, 10:43 PM

The condition Hamas is talking about is basically a dandruff/dry scalp issue. It does fall down to the face on the nose eyebrows and even worse if you have a goatee or mustache. I know his because its what i have. I've tried the Rx Nasoral which is the same thing as the ketoconazole but one is the generic. I've only tried the shampoo though. Need to try the cream. Also what helps me is daily allergy preventative pills like clariton. And flonase nasal spray daily. The condition worsens in my case when my allergies are bad. I have pretty decent luck with this buy am not completely happy with it and may give the stuff COchiefs a try. All depends on what I actually have i suppose. But multiple Dr.'s, all Primary care, not Derm have had the same advice

booger · 09-20-2013, 10:48 PM

I should try a dermatoligist to see if pill form meds work. Kill it before it starts its cycle
What really helps is shaving your head. Honestly I do all the time. But i got these two dumb ass bald spots that piss me off and I can't do a comb over. They are just tiny spots so im like **** it and buzz it. That and some sunshine on your head keeps it pretty good for the summer.

Unfortunately i had to sell my z28 camero. Being Bald with a goatee and camero got me shot at too much in some of the rough spots I drive to get to work. Just a tad too redneck

Imon Yourside · 09-20-2013, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

You're sort of a guy, right? Attempt to get dirty regularly and wash your face once a day in the shower with whatever bar of soap is there. Quit moisturizing, or at the very least never again admit that you do it.

Do you even lift?

booger · 09-20-2013, 11:10 PM

I get these annoying things on my ball sack and ass hairs. It's like the debris of loose ball hairs, butt crack lint, lint from my underwear, mis placed poo, and other odd foreign objects all wind together and form circular like cockle burrs that get stuck in the still rooted in ball sack and ass hairs, intertwangling them in the form of some kind of small net that surrounds my turd cutter. Now when I shit it looks like burnt french fries before the poo hits the water. I need help with this. The weed eater and duct tape leaves me with too much raw skin and taint lacerations

vailpass · 09-20-2013, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

I get these annoying things on my ball sack and ass hairs. It's like the debris of loose ball hairs, butt crack lint, lint from my underwear, mis placed poo, and other odd foreign objects all wind together and form circular like cockle burrs that get stuck in the still rooted in ball sack and ass hairs, intertwangling them in the form of some kind of small net that surrounds my turd cutter. Now when I shit it looks like burnt french fries before the poo hits the water. I need help with this. The weed eater and duct tape leaves me with too much raw skin and taint lacerations

Classic cp post. Deal with this!

booger · 09-20-2013, 11:15 PM

Maybe SR's coconut oil will help

booger · 09-20-2013, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

Classic cp post. Deal with this!

bathing at the car wash is getting old. Who knows where that damn foam brush has been

vailpass · 09-20-2013, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

bathing at the car wash is getting old. Who knows where that damn foam brush has been

@onaroll

**J Diddy** · 09-20-2013, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus

If it's AIDS, I contracted it through CP.

Well shit. AIDS has evolved into a Computerized Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.

I'm sure I'm screwed. I can say for certain I've touched many the hot spot without protection.

I'm going to die in a CAIDS fire.

booger · 09-20-2013, 11:20 PM

spot free rinse my ****ing ass!!! I got speckles of shit and hair all over me when i'm done!

**DaneMcCloud** · 09-20-2013, 11:20 PM

Just get some Gold Bond Medicated Powder for your "friend" before you go to bed.

This is also good advice for all you teabaggers out there (and old guys whose balls have dropped and are constantly sticking to your legs).

**DaneMcCloud** · 09-20-2013, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

spot free rinse my ****ing ass!!! I got speckles of shit and all over me when i'm done!

Shave your ass and ring.

Problem solved.

vailpass · 09-20-2013, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Shave your ass and ring.

Problem solved.

Itches like hell when it grows back

**J Diddy** · 09-20-2013, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

I get these annoying things on my ball sack and ass hairs. It's like the debris of loose ball hairs, butt crack lint, lint from my underwear, mis placed poo, and other odd foreign objects all wind together and form circular like cockle burrs that get stuck in the still rooted in ball sack and ass hairs, intertwangling them in the form of some kind of small net that surrounds my turd cutter. Now when I shit it looks like burnt french fries before the poo hits the water. I need help with this. The weed eater and duct tape leaves me with too much raw skin and taint lacerations

I have a few suggestions: first after every poo, run bath water and sort of float around in it; or you can try hooking a hose up to the fire hydrant and cranking that up full blast; however, I myself, just use toilet paper until it quits being brown.

booger · 09-20-2013, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Shave your ass and ring.

Problem solved.

I trim it with the scissors and trimmer when I buzz off the bush fro

then I throw it on the deck and the birds pick it up to make nests. I do my part for our earths creatures

09-20-2013, 08:36 PM
lcarus Everybody Lies. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Casino cash: $1909928	Red dry splotches on face? Within the last several weeks or so I've begun getting these red, dry, scaly blotches on my face. Particularly right beside either side of my nose, but not on the nose itself. Just next to it. And right between my eyebrows. I keep my face clean and moisturized, and have never had this issue before. Sometimes it fades away but comes back. Sometimes it gets pretty bad. Sometimes it's mild. Of course I've looked this up on the net but there are a shit ton of different conclusions I could draw from what I've read. My mom works for a dermatologist and suggested I had eczema, so she gave me a lotion called Aveeno with eczema therapy. It helps but then it comes back. I guess I'll have to visit the ol' doc. And I put this under the category of "funny stuff" because...it's my face...and there's gross stuff on it.
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09-20-2013, 10:43 PM	#31
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1558550	The condition Hamas is talking about is basically a dandruff/dry scalp issue. It does fall down to the face on the nose eyebrows and even worse if you have a goatee or mustache. I know his because its what i have. I've tried the Rx Nasoral which is the same thing as the ketoconazole but one is the generic. I've only tried the shampoo though. Need to try the cream. Also what helps me is daily allergy preventative pills like clariton. And flonase nasal spray daily. The condition worsens in my case when my allergies are bad. I have pretty decent luck with this buy am not completely happy with it and may give the stuff COchiefs a try. All depends on what I actually have i suppose. But multiple Dr.'s, all Primary care, not Derm have had the same advice __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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09-20-2013, 10:48 PM	#32
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1558550	I should try a dermatoligist to see if pill form meds work. Kill it before it starts its cycle What really helps is shaving your head. Honestly I do all the time. But i got these two dumb ass bald spots that piss me off and I can't do a comb over. They are just tiny spots so im like ** it and buzz it. That and some sunshine on your head keeps it pretty good for the summer. Unfortunately i had to sell my z28 camero. Being Bald with a goatee and camero got me shot at too much in some of the rough spots I drive to get to work. Just a tad too redneck __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14** If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
Posts: 12,500

09-20-2013, 11:10 PM	#34
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1558550	I get these annoying things on my ball sack and ass hairs. It's like the debris of loose ball hairs, butt crack lint, lint from my underwear, mis placed poo, and other odd foreign objects all wind together and form circular like cockle burrs that get stuck in the still rooted in ball sack and ass hairs, intertwangling them in the form of some kind of small net that surrounds my turd cutter. Now when I shit it looks like burnt french fries before the poo hits the water. I need help with this. The weed eater and duct tape leaves me with too much raw skin and taint lacerations __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
Posts: 12,500

09-20-2013, 11:15 PM	#36
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1558550	Maybe SR's coconut oil will help __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
Posts: 12,500

09-20-2013, 11:20 PM	#40
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1558550	spot free rinse my **ing ass!!! I got speckles of shit and hair all over me when i'm done! __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14** If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
Posts: 12,500

09-20-2013, 11:20 PM	#41
DaneMcCloud Supporter Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Hollywood, CA Casino cash: $10053648	Just get some Gold Bond Medicated Powder for your "friend" before you go to bed. This is also good advice for all you teabaggers out there (and old guys whose balls have dropped and are constantly sticking to your legs).
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