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Old 04-03-2013, 09:25 PM  
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The Joeckeling of SNR
It's happening, bitches.

For the 2013 regular season, SNR argues that rookie tackle Luke Joeckel will be responsible for allowing no fewer than 7.0 sacks, so long as he starts at least 14 games.

If he is responsible for 7.0 sacks or more during this timespan, Direckshun will have his username changed to SNR's Bitch, along with a new avatar and tagline, and work in various phrases about how cool SNR is into every one of his posts from the conclusion of Week 17 to Feb. 15th, along with transferring all his casino cash to SNR.

If Joeckel actually plays like a goddamn top rated tackle, however, and is responsible for fewer than 7.0 sacks during that timespan, SNR will have to tailor each one of his posts from Week 17 to Feb. 15th in a manner to be determined later by Direckshun, along with transferring all his casino cash to Direckshun.

(This bet can be reviewed as of April 25th if Luke Joeckel is drafted by any of the other 31 teams in the NFL, and can be modified on that date. It is also invalidated by Joeckel failing to start 14 games.)

I am sleepwalking through this one, folks.

I will take any and all suggestions for the style in which SNR should have to post.
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Old 04-04-2013, 03:01 PM   #241
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Old 04-04-2013, 03:03 PM   #242
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Old 04-04-2013, 03:05 PM   #243
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Joeckel = Kalil

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Old 04-04-2013, 03:06 PM   #244
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Albert's demanding top 5 money right now. The rookie won't sniff top 5 money until 6 years from now.
I'm still struggling with this post.


So lets say Albert gets traded, and we draft Joeckel at #1....

Joeckel plays out his rookie contract, and has arguably placed himself in the top 5-10 of Left Tackles in the NFL, and the Chiefs still don't have a QB ranked in the top half of the NFL.
Joeckel is now demanding to be paid like a top 5 LT.

Do you rid of Joeckel and draft his replacement, or do you pay the man and look for the real problem.... QB....
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Old 04-04-2013, 03:07 PM   #245
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Joeckel = Kalil

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Old 04-04-2013, 03:13 PM   #246
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Joeckel = Kalil

Fisher = Staley

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Tell us who Branden Albert is so we can compare apples to apples.
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Old 04-04-2013, 03:14 PM   #247
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I'm still struggling with this post.


So lets say Albert gets traded, and we draft Joeckel at #1....

Joeckel plays out his rookie contract, and has arguably placed himself in the top 5-10 of Left Tackles in the NFL, and the Chiefs still don't have a QB ranked in the top half of the NFL.
Joeckel is now demanding to be paid like a top 5 LT.

Do you rid of Joeckel and draft his replacement, or do you pay the man and look for the real problem.... QB....
Who's available in the draft?
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Old 04-04-2013, 03:16 PM   #248
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I'm still struggling with this post.


So lets say Albert gets traded, and we draft Joeckel at #1....

Joeckel plays out his rookie contract, and has arguably placed himself in the top 5-10 of Left Tackles in the NFL, and the Chiefs still don't have a QB ranked in the top half of the NFL.
Joeckel is now demanding to be paid like a top 5 LT.

Do you rid of Joeckel and draft his replacement, or do you pay the man and look for the real problem.... QB....
I don't understand what you're struggling with, so maybe you could clarify that part for me. As for the QB problem, the team traded for its QB. Now, whether that's part of some deeper scheme, I can't say, but it spent money and draft capital to bring A. Smith in. That means, at least potentially, that the team is happy at the QB spot and can address other issues, since Smith is only 28 and is nowhere near retirement age for his position.
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Old 04-04-2013, 03:31 PM   #249
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The one playoff game he's played, Branden Albert was beated like a rented mule by Suggs.

Just saying.
This is absolutely not true, pussy.

He was fine that day. Albert didn't allow one single pressure. He gave up one sack because Cassel held the ball too long on a third and long.

He wasn't great, but he wasn't "beaten like a rented mule."
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Old 04-04-2013, 03:46 PM   #250
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I'm amazed there hasn't been a photoshop of Joeckel with Heath Ledger's Joker facepaint.
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Old 04-04-2013, 03:48 PM   #251
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lolwut?

I will second that Kalil played very well in 2012.
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No one has yet to answer my question. What specifically did he do well to warrant he did well and contributed to his team's success?
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Old 04-04-2013, 04:11 PM   #252
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I really want to know what these ****head NFL people see in Luke Jockel. He is a decent LT propsect, a sure first rounder but he is not some amazing LT god that deserves to go #1 overall. Matt Kahili last year is ten times the prospect this fool is.
That's what I've been telling Direckshun.

UR JUST SAYING THAT CUZ NO GENO he said.

This bet is here to put him in his place.
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Old 04-04-2013, 04:17 PM   #253
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Joeckel doesn't do this shit. I've never even ****ing seen Joeckel's anchor. When was the last time he stood up a rusher in a game?



That's not necessarily a fault of his. It's just I've never ****ing seen him do it.
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Old 04-04-2013, 04:23 PM   #254
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S'not his game.

That's like criticizing a tree for being too slow.
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Old 04-04-2013, 04:37 PM   #255
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