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Old 09-24-2013, 12:33 AM   Topic Starter
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Late Night Bullshit: God has now entered the forums.

Hello, Children.

This Is God.

I Figured It's Been About... 2,000 Years Or So Since I Last Bestowed You With My Wisdom Directly.

So. I Chose This Forum For My Next Bestowing.

Here's The Problem, Though: Being God Is Pretty Time Consuming, So I've Only Got Two Hours.

And I Didn't Want To Go Through The Hassle Of Creating My Own Username, Either. So The Actual Direckshun Is Running In A Celestial Mouse-Wheel, Totally Naked With A Ball Gag In His Mouth.

What's On Your Mind. Tell Me Your Praise, Your Sorrows, Give Me Your Questions.

You Get Two Hours To Shoot The Shit With God. Go.
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:36 AM   #2
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:37 AM   #3
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Eat shit noob.
Hey Now.

I Specifically Commandeered The Username Of A Universally Respected And Beloved Poster Precisely To Avoid This Kind Of Hazing.

That Brings Me To My Next Point: I've Been Watching You People. You Should Really Treat Noobs Better.
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:04 AM   #4
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Hey Now.

I Specifically Commandeered The Username Of A Universally Respected And Beloved Poster Precisely To Avoid This Kind Of Hazing.

That Brings Me To My Next Point: I've Been Watching You People. You Should Really Treat Noobs Better.
We ran Skip Towne off. Isn't that good enough?

BTW... can you tell us whatever came of that crusty piece of shit? Did he unintentionally self immolate in his 3rd house fire?
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:08 AM   #5
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We ran Skip Towne off. Isn't that good enough?

BTW... can you tell us whatever came of that crusty piece of shit? Did he unintentionally self immolate in his 3rd house fire?
He's Pretty Much Wasting His ChiefsPlanet Time On Another Equally Vast Waste Of His Effort.

I Like Skip. Hopefully He'll See The Light (GET IT!?!?) And Come Back.
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:16 AM   #6
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He's Pretty Much Wasting His ChiefsPlanet Time On Another Equally Vast Waste Of His Effort.

I Like Skip. Hopefully He'll See The Light (GET IT!?!?) And Come Back.
You are supposed to like everyone... big surprise that you like Skip.

Also... where the **** were you from 2001 - 2004? Some seriously heavy shit went down in my life, because of you no less, and you were nowhere to be found. In fact, I think this is the first real conversation we have had since I was a teenager... and don't give me any of this cosmic multi-verse bullshit. I left you hundreds of voice mails.
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:37 AM   #7
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:39 AM   #8
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Will the Chiefs win the Super Bowl?
Someday, Child.

Someday.

Edit: Keep Praying, Though. That Sure Helps.

Edit Edit: THAT WAS SARCASTIC.
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:41 AM   #9
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Someday, Child.

Someday.

Edit: Keep Praying, Though. That Sure Helps.

Edit Edit: THAT WAS SARCASTIC.
Ah, so we're getting God version Job tonight. Sweet!
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:44 AM   #10
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Ah, so we're getting God version Job tonight. Sweet!
The Chiefs Are Not The "Job" Of The NFL.

The Chiefs Are The "Saul" Of The NFL.
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:46 AM   #11
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The Chiefs Are Not The "Job" Of The NFL.

The Chiefs Are The "Saul" Of The NFL.
Thine were being sarcastic. I was going to say God isn't sarcastic until i remembered Job.
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:38 AM   #12
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:40 AM   #13
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Why do you make all of your followers live in trailers?
Blessed Are The Meek.

Also, Have You Seen Mobile Homes They Make Now? They're Pretty Awesome, And Much Cheaper.

There's No Reason To Mortgage Your Entire Net Worth Into A Brick-And-Mortar Home.
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:44 AM   #14
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Blessed Are The Meek.

Also, Have You Seen Mobile Homes They Make Now? They're Pretty Awesome, And Much Cheaper.

There's No Reason To Mortgage Your Entire Net Worth Into A Brick-And-Mortar Home.
Tell that to the folks that live in Tornado and hurricane states, God.
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:47 AM   #15
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Tell that to the folks that live in Tornado and hurricane states, God.
Fair Point.

Honestly I Barely Pay Attention To The Flyover States.
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